The Three Little Pigs From: c065@Lehigh.EDU Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1998 00:00:00 +0000 Onceupon a time, in a land, far far away. There lived three little pigs who were kind of stupid. the first little pig was an architect the second little pig was a rocket scientist the third little pig is a fudgecake. the first one's bed was too cold. the second one ate banana peels. the fourth one died. -THE END- Referenced By Up