Diplomacy Zine --- Chapter Three EP #176 From: mad-2@kub.nl (C. Wekx) Date: Mon, 09 Jul 1990 14:23:38 +0000 Issue #176 of ELECTRONIC PROTOCOL: ------------- Chapter Three ------------- This chapter contains results from DAWN PATROL (#23), BERLIN (#32), EL ALAMEIN (#41), SNIKKEL 1 (#42), SNIKKEL 2 (#43), SQUALANE (#45), UNGAWE (#51), CAPTAIN CAVEMAN (#50) and blind game MULHOUSE (#22). Winter '08 of the game MULHOUSE (MNC number 1989ISrd24) (Blind game, GM is sears@hplabs.hp.com/Bart Sears) Nothing received Fall '09 of the game DAWN PATROL (BNC number 1989II) (GM is sinhaa@mcmaster.ca/Anand Sinha) Due Jun 26 Summer '05 of the game BERLIN (BNC number 1989KQ) (GM is cwekx@htikub5.bitnet/Constantijn Wekx) Due as soon as possible Spring '07 of the game EL ALAMEIN (BNC number 1990O) (GM is cap@htikub5.bitnet/Joris Pinkse) Due Jul 2 Spring '08 of the game SNIKKEL 1 (BNC number 1990K) (Old-timer game, GM is pinkse@htikub5.bitnet/Joris Pinkse) Date: Wed, 27 Jun 90 17:16 N Yo folks, oops, tiny mistake :). Aubourg continues to play as Karnisky has not reacted to my msgs. Joris Players: George Boyce England george@nova.npac.syr.edu Constantijn Wekx Turkey cwekx@htikub5.bitnet Eric Aubourg (still) Italy aubourg@frulm11.bitnet (Danny Loeb) (loeb@geocub.greco-prog.fr) John O'Regan France j_oregan%csvax1@iruccvax.bitnet Anand Sinha Russia sinhaa@mcmaster.bitnet Michel Malhomme Austria malhomme@enst.enst.fr George Fink Germany gfink@clover.ucdavis.edu Moves: Austria (Malhomme): England (Boyce): A Mun S F Bal-Kie (* cut *) A StP S A Mos F Bar S A StP F Eng-MAO F Nth-Hel F Por-Spa sc F MAO-NAf F Spa sc-GoL F Lon-Eng France (O'Regan): Germany (Fink): A Gas-Bre A Mos S A Pru-War (* cut,dislodged *) A Pru-War (* bounce *) A Pic-Par A Bur S A Mun h A Ruh S A Mun h F Bal-Kie Italy (Aubourg/Loeb): Russia (Sinha): A Mar h A Sev-Mos (* bounce *) F Tun h A Ukr S A Sev-Mos A War S A Sev-Mos (* cut *) A Ber-Mun (* bounce *) A Boh S A Ber-Mun A Ven-Pie Turkey (Wekx): A Rom-Ven F Adr S A Rom-Ven F Nap-Tys F Ion S F Nap-Tys A Tyl S A Ber-Mun A Gre-Ser A Con-Bul F Aeg h A Apu-Rom The situation is now: Unit positions: A F Austria: Mun England: StP Hel,Bar,MAO,NAf,GoL,Spa sc,Eng France: Bre Germany: Pru,Bur,Par,Ruh,Mos Kie Italy: Mar Tun Russia: Boh,Pie,Ber,War,Ukr,Sev Turkey: Rom,Tyl,Ven,Ser,Bul Aeg,Adr,Ion,Tys ownership supply centers: Austria: Mun England: Lvp,Lon,Edi,StP,Nwy,Swe,Spa,Por France: Bre Germany: Kie,Hol,Den,Bel,Par,Mos Italy: Tun,Mar Russia: War,Sev,Rum,Bud,Vie,Ven,Ber Turkey: Con,Smy,Ank,Bul,Gre,Ser,Tri,Rom,Nap 00 01 02 03 04 05 06 07 08 09 10 Cumulated # hours late Malhomme (A) 3 4 3 2 1 1 1 1 24 Boyce (E) 3 5 5 5 7 7 7 8 7 O'Regan (F) 3 5 5 5 4 3 2 1 326 Fink (G) 3 5 6 7 6 6 6 6 1 Aubourg (I) 3 4 4 4 4 4 2 503 Loeb (I) 4 4 4 0 Sinha (R) 4 6 5 5 6 6 6 7 5 Wekx (T) 3 4 6 6 6 7 8 9 204 fall due next monday usual time. Subj: Snikkel-1 GM->ALL summer press Date: Thu, 28 Jun 90 12:38 N That damned Wekx! He stabbed me! That f*cking Assh*le! Sevastopol: The Tsar, in his new summer capital, was outraged at the unprovoked attack on Russian holdings in Venice. "That damned Turk! Its bad enough we have to fight the Anglo pigs and the Prussian pretenders! Now the Arabic slime too." He recalled his daughter from Ankara, she was to sail on the next Turkish trawler. He then asked for aid from the German and English to help repel the slimish Turks. Date: Thu, 28 Jun 90 20:00 N Yo folks, Next deadline is rescheduled to tuesday usual time due to a Canadian (NO,NO, _NOT_ Irish) National Holiday. Joris Winter '06 of the game SNIKKEL 2 (BNC number 1990L) (Old-timer game, GM is cwekx@htikub5.bitnet/Constantijn Wekx) Due Jun 22 Spring '04 of the game SQUALANE (BNC number 1990AA) (GM is waste@vtvm1.cc.vt.edu /Dave McCrumb) Date: Tue, 26 Jun 90 15:44:35 EDT squalane spring 1904 austria a vie h fails dislodged: retreat to boh or otb england france f nrg (S) f lon-nth works a bur-bel works f nth-hel works a par-bur works f lon-nth works a pic (S) a par-bur works f mar-spa(sc) works italy f bre-eng works a ven-tyo works a nap-alb fails germany a tri (S) a nap-alb fails a kie (S) a ruh-mun works f ion (C) a nap-alb works a bel-hol works f adr (S) a nap-alb works a ruh-mun works f ber-bal works russia f den (S) f ber-bal works a swe-fin works a gal-vie works turkey a war-sil works a alb h works a stp-nwy works a bul h works a bud (S) a gal-vie works a ser-tri fails f rum (S) TURKISH a bul works f con-aeg works f bal-pru works f gre (S) a alb works f nwy-swe works f smy-eas works a mun-ruh fails dislodged: retreat to boh or otb paul fu (russia) will have a new addres until 2 july. it is quark@bu-pub.bu.edu summer 1904 retreats due by noon of 28 june fall 1904 moves due by 10pm edt of 2 july -dave Date: Thu, 28 Jun 90 10:27:30 EDT squalane spring 1904 retreats i forgot to list russian a mun as being able to retreat to berlin. so it can retreat to boh, mun, otb. 0dave Date: 28-JUN-1990 23:43:53.98 SQUALANE Spring 1904 retreats German army munich retreats to berlin Austrian army vienna retreats off-the-board fall 1904 moves due 2200 edt 1 july 1990 -dave some press that should have been sent out with the spring moves. AUSTRIA COLLAPSES! THE BOILERMAKER EMPEROR GOES PER-DOO-DOO! By Jacob "Flakey Jake" Flakeman New York Times Paris Bureau In capitals all over Europe, Italian, Russian, and Turkish diplomats met and celebrated the conquest of Austria. The Italians and Russians, in mock tribute to Boilermaker Emperor Bryan, drank shots of whiskey followed by steins of the best Bohemian beer. The Turkish ambassadors abstained from alcohol, instead drinking Viennese coffee. Later, the Russians and Italians excused themselves to their empassies' WC's, leaving the Turks to say: "The boilermakers made them go per-doo-doo. Those infidels will never learn that drink is bad for them!" Reaction in Paris to the dismemberment of the Empire of the Hapsburgs was exemplified by the announcement given by Presidential Secretary Ewe Michelin: "President Lamb regrets that France's sincere offers of assistance to Austria were ignored. He had hoped that Emperor Bryan would have enough insight to recognize a fighting chance when it was presented to him and enough desire for survival to sieze the opportunity. He is disgusted by the fatalism and despair demonstrated by the Boilermaker Emperor and has withdrawn the French Ambassador from Vienna before the Russians march into the city. The President wishes the Russians and Italians good luck in administering Austria- Hungary and is confident of their competent handling of the conquered territories' affairs." As he disembarked from the Orient Express, the recalled French ambassador to Austria commented to the reporters waiting for him at the Paris station: "The emperor never even saw me. I came to court *three* times to present my credentials and he would not allow me to enter. We had a plan to save him and he wouldn't even hear of it! Such an insufferably rude and foolish man - I hope the Russians turn him into Vienna sausage!" He then departed in a huff to consult with the President. On the Left Bank, the queen of the fortune tellers predicted that, should their reincarnations ever meet, the French President and Austrian Emperor would be antagonists for eternity. "May Providence forbit such an occurence!" She exclaimed. The planned article, "WILL THE NEW RUSSIAN AMBASSADOR GO ICE FISHING IN THE SEINE THIS WINTER?" has been canceled, as the new Tsar of the Three Russias has the good sense to fish in the waters of the Baltic and Germany and does not deserve to be painted with the brush intended for Tsar David. Date: Fri, 29 Jun 90 08:48:27 EDT squalane retreats from spring 1904 for some reason, germany object to my trying to retreat his unit in munich. since he is so persuasive, i will make the russian unit that was in munich retreat to berlin. this is in addition to the austrian unit that retreated from vienna to off-the-board. fall moves still due 1 july -dave Fall '01 of the game UNGAWE (MNC number not known) (French 10 player variant, GM is malhomme@enst.enst.fr/Michel Malhomme) Nothing received Spring '05 of the game CAPTAIN CAVEMAN (BNC number not known) (Dutch variant, GM is wsbusr@eutws1.win.tue.nl/Boudewijn Wayers) Nothing received Publisher comments: If you are interested in joining the fun here on Electronic Protocol, send mail to Eric_S_Klien@cup.portal.com including your name, address, phone, e-mail address, and country preference list. He will add you to the waiting list and get you into a game as soon as possible. ***--*--*------------------Constantijn Wekx----------------------------------+ ** * *KUB-University Phone: (+31) 13 441541 Bitnet: cwekx@htikub5 | * * * Tilburg-Nederland UUCP: ...!mcvax!kubix!mad-2 Surfnet: kubvx1::cwekx | +-*--*-----------------------------------------------------------------------+ Up