Diplomacy Zine -- EP #186 Chapter Three From: mad-2@kub.nl (C. Wekx) Date: Thu, 06 Sep 1990 12:40:07 +0000 Issue #186 of ELECTRONIC PROTOCOL: ------------- Chapter Three ------------- This chapter contains results from DAWN PATROL (#23), BERLIN (#32), EL ALAMEIN (#41), SQUALANE (#45), CAPTAIN CAVEMAN (#50), UNGAWE (#51) and BRUSILOV OFFENSIVE (#68). Fall '10 of the game DAWN PATROL (BNC number 1989II) (GM is sinhaa@mcmaster.ca/Anand Sinha) Due Aug 30. Spring '07 of the game BERLIN (BNC number 1989KQ) (GM is cwekx@htikub5.bitnet/Constantijn Wekx) Date: 3-SEP-1990 13:24 MET Yo folks! We are waiting for English and Turkish orders! Constantijn Date: 3-SEP-1990 13:32 MET Yo folks! Oops... and German orders as well... Constantijn Date: 4-SEP-1990 12:08 MET Yo folks! We are waiting for English orders now. Constantijn Date: 4-SEP-1990 20:47 MET Yo folks! I haven't received English orders yet. I think Anand's having some difficulties answering his mail (He broke his index finger of his right hand last Wednesday). I will try to contact him, and send out the results as soon as I have received the English orders. Constantijn Date: 5-SEP-1990 20:21 MET Yo folks! Spring '07! Well... well... ;) Players! Austria Elliott Kleinrock elliott@bunker.uucp England Anand "Old JP" Sinha sinhaa@mcmaster.bitnet Germany Jim Feldhouse jf5irhmc@miamiu.bitnet Italy Frank "Dazed and Confused" Di Vincenzo fnd@beach.cis.ufl.edu Portugal ;) Donald "Dice Freak" Daybell daybell@aludra.usc.edu Russia Adam Stock adam@efi.com Turkey Roger Jagoda fqoj@cornella.bitnet GM Constantijn Wekx cwekx@htikub5.bitnet The results of game Berlin spring '07! Austria : A Bud -> Ser (*); A Mos h; A Rum s A Bud -> Ser (cut); A Sev -> Arm; A Tri s A Bud -> Ser (cut, dislodged); A Ukr -> Sev; A Vie -> Gal (*). England : F Bal -> GoB (*, dislodged); F Mao s F Por; F Nts -> Hel; F Nwy s F Swe; F Swe s F Bal -> GoB (cut). France : F Por s F Mao. Germany : A Bel -> Hol; A Hol -> Kie; A Kie -> Ber; A Par -> Pic; F Ber -> Bal; F Bre -> Mao (*); F Den -> Swe (*); F GoB s F Ber -> Bal. Italy : A Spa prays for the redemption of the lost souls of those in Portugal (holds); A Ven s F Nap -> Apu; F GoL -> Tys; F Nap -> Apu; F Tun -> Ion; F Tys -> Nap. Russia : A StP -> Mos (*). Turkey : A Alb -> Tri; A Bul -> Rum (*); A Gal -> Bud (*); A Ser s A Alb -> Tri (cut); F Adr s A Alb -> Tri; F Ion -> Aeg. Austrian dislodged A Tri can retreat to Tyr or disband. English dislodged F Bal can retreat to Lvn, Pru or disband. The unit positions! Army Fleet Austria : Arm, Bud, Mos, Rum, Sev,(*Tri*), Vie. England : (*Bal*), Hel, Mao, Nwy, Swe. France : Por. Germany : Ber, Hol, Kie, Pic, Bal, Bre, Den, GoB. Italy : Spa, Ven, Apu, Ion, Nap, Tys. Russia : StP. Turkey : Bul, Gal, Ser, Tri, Adr, Aeg. The supply centre count! Austria : Bud, Mos, Rum, Sev, Tri, Vie, War. England : Edi, Lon, Lvp, Nwy, Swe. France : Por. Germany : Bel, Ber, Bre, Den, Hol, Kie, Mun, Par. Italy : Mar, Nap, Rom, Spa, Tun, Ven. Russia : Stp. Turkey : Ank, Bul, Con, Gre, Ser, Smy. The game report! 00 01 02 03 04 05 06 07 08 09 10 cum #h late Austria : 3 5 5 5 (Bill Ledoux) (drop W03) 5 6 6 7 (Elliott Kleinrock) 33 England : 3 4 4 (Todd Karakashian) (drop S03) 4 3 3 5 5 (Anand Sinha) 31+ France : 3 5 6 5 4 (James Rohman) (drop W04) 4 3 1 (Donald Daybell) 00 Germany : 3 4 5 6 6 7 8 (Jim Feldhouse) 27 Italy : 3 4 4 4 (Van Gale) (drop W03) 4 5 (Barry Pease) (drop F04) 5 5 6 (Frank Di Vincento) 50 Russia : 4 6 6 6 4 (Kelly Nabours) (drop Su05) 4 2 1 (Adam Stock) 179 Turkey : 3 4 4 5 6 6 6 (Roger Jagoda) 45 The press! (Berlin) German High Command signs movie contract with Hollywood for new movie. Keystone Armies of the Reich. Tryouts begin this Spring, German armies paralized. The Vatican Enquirer for Spring '07. (In God We Trust. All others pay cash.) POPE DECLARES IONIAN SEA A NATIONAL SHRINE: VOWS TO DEFEND IT In a rousing sermon early this morning Pope Not-So-Pious I declared that the Ionian Sea has been declared as not only a province of the nation of Italy, but also a holy shrine of Saint Leonardo Linguini, the Admiral who died last year in defense of these waters. The Pope further declared that he would send his best fleets in defense of this area. The newly formed 4th fleet, in conjunction with the other three fleets will be used in this action. Said the Pope, "We shall not have these heathen Turks in our waters! It's bad enough that they're in the Holy Land!" When asked about a future Lepanto the Pope responded, "Lepanto? Are you sure we're talking about the same game?" AND NOW, A WORD FROM OUR SPONSOR: Italy -> Turkey. Well, I hope you're gone. From our Illustrious Editor: Pope Not-So-Pious I of Berlin, #32. The deadline! Summer '07: Next Thursday (Tomorrow) at 7:00 pm MET. Constantijn Fall '10 of the game EL ALAMEIN (BNC number 1990O) (GM is cap@htikub5.bitnet/Joris Pinkse) Date: Fri, 31 Aug 90 13:23 N Yo folks, I will move to London in two weeks time. I have therefore asked Eric Klien for a replacement Game Master. I hope the game will not suffer any delay because of this. Happy Dippying! Joris Date: Mon, 3 Sep 90 16:29 N Yo folks, May I remind you that the deadline is today? I need four more order sets. Eric Kl. has promised to find a new GM asap. I will finish this year. Btw: my address in London will be: 4 Henry Road London N4 2LH England for those who want to drop by... ;) Joris Date: Tue, 4 Sep 90 12:10 N Yo folks, You Y*nks had labor day yesterday, hmm? Strange, labor day is a day nobody works?!.... Well, have your orders in today.... Eric Klien has found a new GM whom I will introduce to you shortly. Joris Date: Tue, 4 Sep 90 15:05 N Yo folks, Waiting for France, verdammt noch mal! Joris Date: Wed, 5 Sep 90 12:51 N Yo folks, Still waiting for Thomas K. Joris Date: Wed, 5 Sep 90 15:39 N Yo folks, I have heard from one player that Tokla will not play for a couple of weeks. Could anyone please confirm this. I can not remember ever having be notified by Tokla. Joris Date: Thu, 6 Sep 90 13:14 N Yo folks, Thomas Klaus is replaced by John O'Regan. His e-mail address is: j_oregan%csvax1@iruccvax.ucc.ie You'll have till next monday to establish contacts with him. So fall and winter '10 are due monday 10 sept. Joris Fall '07 of the game SQUALANE (BNC number 1990AA) (GM is ames!wyse.com!adyer%endor@harvunxw.bitnet/Andrew Dyer) Date: Wed, 29 Aug 90 23:47:25 PDT Squalane Fall 1907 Orders & Results Turkey ------ F Ion -> Tyr fail F Naples S F Ion -> Tyr F EMed -> Ion fail F Spa -> Mar fail F Adr S A Tri -> Ven A Tri -> Ven fail A Ven -> Rom fail A Alb -> Tri fail Russia ------ A Ber -> Kie fail A Boh S A Mun H A Sil S A Mun H A Fin -> Swe fail F GOB S A Fin -> Swe F Bal S A Fin -> Swe A StP -> Nor fail A Mun S A Ber -> Kie A Tyr S T A Tri -> Ven Italy ----- A Tus -> Ven fail F Rom -> Nap fail F Tun -> Ion fail France ------ A Kie S ENG F Den A Hol S A Kie A Ruh S A Kie A Bur S A Pie -> Mar A Pie -> Mar success! F NAO S ENG F Eng -> Mid F Mid -> Wes success! F Trn S ITA F Tun -> Ion England ------- F Nth S F Nor F Swe S F Nor F Nor S F Swe F Den S F Swe F Ska S F Swe F Eng -> Mid success! No retreats are necessary. England ------- f swe f nwy f den f ska f nth f MAO France ------ a kie a ruh a hol a bur f nao f wes a mar f trn Italy ----- f rom f tun a tus Russia ------ f gob f bal a fin a stp a ber a boh a sil a mun a tyo Turkey ------ a tri f adr a ven a alb f spa(sc) f nap f trn f ion Supply Centers ============== England: edi lon lpl den nwy swe France: bre mar par por -spa bel hol kie Italy: rom -ven tun Russia: mos sev stp war rum bud vie ber mun Turkey: ank con smy bul gre ser tri nap +spa +rom Builds and removals are due by 2200 PDT on Friday, Sept. 7 Date: Tue, 4 Sep 90 22:25:15 PDT Squalane Fall 1907 Orders & Results ACH! In a foul-up of major proportions GM mistypes and misthinks!!! Here are the corrected results... Turkey ------ F Ion -> Tyr fail dislodged, retreat to Gre, Apu, or Aeg F Naples S F Ion -> Tyr fail F EMed -> Ion fail F Spa -> Mar fail F Adr S A Tri -> Ven succeeds A Tri -> Ven fail A Ven -> Rom fail A Alb -> Tri fail Russia ------ A Ber -> Kie fail A Boh S A Mun H succeeds A Sil S A Mun H succeeds A Fin -> Swe fail F GOB S A Fin -> Swe succeeds F Bal S A Fin -> Swe succeeds A StP -> Nor fail A Mun S A Ber -> Kie suceeds A Tyr S T A Tri -> Ven suceeds Italy ----- A Tus -> Ven fail F Rom -> Nap fail F Tun -> Ion succeeds (oops!) France ------ A Kie S ENG F Den succeeds A Hol S A Kie succeeds A Ruh S A Kie succeeds A Bur S A Pie -> Mar succeeds A Pie -> Mar succeeds F NAO S ENG F Eng -> Mid succeeds F Mid -> Wes succeeds F Trn S ITA F Tun -> Ion succeeds England ------- F Nth S F Nor succeeds F Swe S F Nor succeeds F Nor S F Swe succeeds F Den S F Swe succeeds F Ska S F Swe succeeds F Eng -> Mid succeeds England ------- f swe f nwy f den f ska f nth f MAO France ------ a kie a ruh a hol a bur f nao f wes a mar f trn Italy ----- f rom f ion a tus Russia ------ f gob f bal a fin a stp a ber a boh a sil a mun a tyo Turkey ------ a tri f adr a ven a alb f spa(sc) f nap f ??? f emed Supply Centers ============== England: edi lon lpl den nwy swe France: bre mar par por -spa bel hol kie Italy: rom -ven tun Russia: mos sev stp war rum bud vie ber mun Turkey: ank con smy bul gre ser tri nap +spa +ven Turkish retreat now due on Mon. Sept. 10, 1990 at 2200 PDT Sorry about the mistakes, I will endeavor to be less error-prone next time. (Sigh). -- {uunet, mips, decwrl}!wyse!milo!adyer or adyer@milo.wyse.com Andrew Dyer, c/o Wyse Technology MS203-3 3471 N. First St., San Jose, CA 95134-1803 Fall '01 of the game UNGAWE (MNC number not known) (French 10 player variant, GM is malhomme@enst.enst.fr/Michel Malhomme) will continue in September (I hope). Spring '05 of the game CAPTAIN CAVEMAN (BNC number not known) (Dutch variant, GM is wsbusr@eutws1.win.tue.nl/Boudewijn Wayers) Nothing received. Boudewijn has showed up finally, so I expect the game to continue soon. Fall '01 of the game BRUSILOV OFFENSIVE (MNC number not known) (Blind game, GM is fnd@beach.cis.ufl.edu/Frank di Vincenzo) Date: Fri, 31 Aug 90 08:54:21 EDT At last! At last! My own set of seven orders! (And I will hug them and squeeze them and pet them and pat them and I will name them "George" and I will stroke their pretty feathers and bills... Hey! Orders aren't supposed to have feathers and bills!) I will now perform the trick of processing these buggers. I shall return with the goods... Frank, of the Brusilov People, #68. Date: Fri, 31 Aug 90 10:50:36 -0400 Brusilov Offensive, #68. Press for Fall '01. (At last! At Last!) (GM is none other than Frank Di Vincenzo, fnd@beach.cis.ufl.edu) Berlin: Kaiser Konstantijn, outraged at the use of condoms, has sent the Turkish harem back to Constantinople. "Ve cannot trust zose Turks. And Turkish vomen, zey have hairy backs, ja! Besides, I must use condoms with zese women, and I cannot enzoy ze experience as much". Word is that Kaiser Konstantijn craves for only one woman in the world. Wall Street: Condoms hit all time high! The Dow Jones Industrial Average zenithed to new heights today, as condom useage in Europe continues to increase. The "gifts" of harems to European leaders has contributed to a boom in the condom industry in Europe. Constantinople: Sultan Anand Sinha, Bringer of the One True Faith to the World, laughed at Kaiser Konstantijn's use of condoms with his harem. When he heard that the Kaiser had returned the harem his reponse was "Like a true Christian (spit). Can't take the heat. Well if there is only one woman that he wants we shall get her for him. Even if its the Queen of England". Dover: A local Immigration officer has noted a large influx of dark-skinned men to England. No one knows for sure what is happening. Rome: President Garibaldi firmly committed himself to attacking someone in the near future. While it appears that Austria is his first target, Germany, Turkey, Russia and Brazil have not been ruled out. Also, the President has expressed interest in visiting the Athenian ruins. FRANCE Back door are real convenient to enter through, glad someone left their's open... Vienna The King Kenneth today was quoted as saying, "Italy should have glass bottom boats, that way they would see the ships they lost in their last war, but alas they don't have those type of boats so they will have to expeirince the agony of defeat again." Paris - There was much rejoicing across the continent as the new king met his people today. In a speech that was eloquent and moving, he paid tribute to the late King, saying "Choking on a brussel sprout is an ignominious way for a French noble to die." He went to declare the sale and/or consumption of brussel sprouts an act that was punishable by death, or a continuous diet of the vegetable, whichever came first. Rome - There was some confusion in the Italian capital today, when a French communique was delivered to the Italian leader, declaring a state of war between the two countries. "Nothing could be further from the truth," the French King quickly replied. "Obviously an overzealous follower of the previous French monarch dispatched this message in an attempt to make my life more difficult. I extend every diplomatic courtesy towards the Italians. If possible, I will try to assist them in destroying the Austrian dictator, or at least keeping them safe from an attack in the south from the British dogs." Berlin - The price of wine and cheese dropped sharply today as German armies marched into Burgundy. "We just wanted to eat," the Captain of the Teutonic force said sheepishly. He also said that he would withdraw his forces as soon as possible. "They are our allies, at present," The French monarch explained to the press. "Nevertheless, we have asked them to leave the area as soon as possible. We don't have that much of our vineyards to spare......" The Vatican Herald for Fall '01. -------------------------------- AND NOW, THE WHO'S WHO IN INDUSTRIAL CENTERS: (The following list is proscribed in the order of mostest firstest, with your ABC's determining the rest...) Germany - Kaiser Constantijn. Russia - Czar John. England - Prime Minister Steve. Turkey - Sultan Anand. Italy - King Thomas. Austria - Kaiser Ken. France - King Peter. Builds: I'll grant them when I get them all, so GET 'EM TO ME! Date: Tue, 04 Sep 90 22:36:27 EDT Hello all you happy people... I still require builds from some of you. I would like these by Friday Midnight. Our English Prime Minister will be on vacation from the 7th to the 10th. So plan your negotiations around this. Moves for Spring '02 will be due the following Friday (14.Sept) by midnight Eastern time. Frank, of the Brusilov People, #68. 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