UEFL

From: jbillone@jarthur.Claremont.EDU (Jeremy Billones)

Date: Mon, 04 Feb 1991 17:56:50 +0000

As Yet Unnamed Division Newsletter
				Session D

CURRENT STANDINGS

LP	 Name			W  L  T	  GF  GA	CP   TP  Cash
19 BOTH  Quarrymen		8  1  3	  43  10	6    3	  831
18 BOTH  Grand Slam		8  2  2	  56   9	7    3	  658
16 MVP	 Ajax Amsterdam		7  3  2	  19  12	5    3	   91
13 BOTH	 Beirut Blast		5  4  3	  31  24	6    4	  281
12 	 Entropy Raiders	5  5  2	  27  27	3    4	  250
11	 SC Lions		5  6  1   15  25	2    5	  677
10 	 Uaxactun Tiburones	5  7  0	  23  28	2    3    394
10 EB	 Flying Circus		5  7  0	  26  29	2.5  3	  467
8  EB	 Valkeries		4  8  0	  28  46 	2.5  2	  124
3  	 Davis Red Hawks	1 10  1	   5  63	2.5  7	  530

-----  Press  -----

An informal survey of the many fans around the league reveals
the following results concerning the fans beliefs about
various teams around the division.  (+/- 3%)

Meanest Teams:  Quarrymen      54%
                D. Red Hawks   20%
                Valkeries       5%

Most Despised Team:
                Beirut Blast   98%   (Many hand written comments
                                      calling for a jihad vrs. this
                                      team were made!)

Luckiest Team: Entropy Raiders 45%
               Quarrymen       22%
               Grand Slam       4%

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Davis Enterprise: The Davis Red Hawks took a serious beating their last few
games. It is expected that this team will most likely relax and play their
younger members until the older team players will be used.

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and a late arrival...
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This was an exciting session for the Beirut Blast, their most
successful of their first year.  After two wins and a draw, manager Doug
Ingram had these comments, "Well, I'm glad our mascot is still alive.
I'm surprised that we had such a tough match at home with Entropy Raiders.
Looks like we're going to have to tone down the aggressive play."  When
asked about the Blast's impressive 8-0 win over the Valkeries, Ingram
looked flustered, "Hey, I fielded my weakest lineup against them, just like
I said I would, but they only brought 8 players to the game!  When's the
last time you heard of a _defender_ getting a shot off against these guys?"

-----  Fines  -----

The Flying Circus tried to let Dickie Hilter play at both DF and MF in the
same match.  The Circus played that match with 10, which is usually punishment
enough.  $1K fine.

----- Trades  -----
		(that I've managed to reconstruct...)

Sordid Sages trade 1 TP to Wainscotting for future considerations.

Gresley Rovers trade Joan of Arc (FW) and Princess Diana (MF) to
Wainscotting for EJ Gumby (DF), DW Gumby (MF) and an undisclosed sum.

Moonshine by Urn trades Moby Wall (DF) and 1 TP to the Flying Circus
for Ron Vibbentrop (FW)

----- Auction Results -----

Bidders	Winner	Bid	Name
1)MF/I/10		4	AA	729	Richard Witschge
2)MF/I/6		4	ER	100	S. Wat
3)FW/0/6		5	V	400	Canaeda
4)Scouting Report	0

-----  Auction  -----
1)DF/III/11
2)MF/0/1
3)GK/0/1
4)Scouting Report (but maybe not for long)

Session E:  Early Bird Deadline is Wednesday, Febuary 6th.
	    Final Deadline is Friday, Febuary 8th.
	    Mid-season Aging takes place after session E.

13		SCL @ DRH   FC @ V     Q @ UT     GS @ ER    BB @ AA
14		DRH @ BB    UT @ FC    GS @ AA    SCL @ Q    V @ ER
15		ER @ DRH    FC @ BB    AA @ UT    Q @ GS     V @ SCL

==============================================================================
				Match 10
==============================================================================
		Davis Red Hawks	  vs	Flying Circus
				0 - 8
				0 -19
							L. Vercotti (bk)
							Wall (1)
							Idle (1;bk)
							Jones (2)
							Palin (2)
							--/dash (2)
==============================================================================
		Beirut Blast	  vs	SC Lions
				3 - 1
				4 - 0
Sharon (bk)						Kenneday (1pen)
Assad (bk)
Botsana (bk)
Qaddafi (bk) (3)
==============================================================================
		Grand Slam	  vs	Uaxactun Tiburones
				5 - 2
				7 - 3
Sampras (bk)						Higuita (bk)
Becker (2)						Waite (1)
Lendl (1)						Tortelli (1)
Zolo (2)
==============================================================================
		Ajax Amsterdam	  vs	Valkeries
				2 - 0
				3 - 0
Rijvers (1)
Michels (1)
==============================================================================
		Quarrymen	  vs	Entropy Raiders
				6 - 1
				10-3
Albell (bk)						Broadfield (1)
Rigby (2)
Slatkin (2)
Magill (1)
P. Mustard (1;bk)
==============================================================================
				Match 11
==============================================================================
		Flying Circus	  vs	Grand Slam
				0 - 2
				0 - 3
D. Vercotti (bk)					McEnroe (1)
Do. Piranha (RC)					Edberg (1)
McGoering (bk)
Palin (bk)
==============================================================================
		Valkeries	  vs	Quarrymen
				0 - 13
				0 - 16
							Mae (1)
							Rigby (2)
							Slatkin (1;bk)
							Edison (2)
							Martin (3;bk)
							Robert (4)
==============================================================================
	Uaxactun Tiburones	  vs	Davis Red Hawks
				7 - 0
				19- 0
Sellers (1)
Tortelli (1)
Buschmann (1;bk)
Waite (2)
Crosby (1)
Andre (1;bk)
Phelan (bk)
==============================================================================
		Entropy Raiders	  vs	Beirut Blast
				1 - 1
				1 - 2
Butterfingers (1pen)					Chang (1;bk)
Sun (bk)
Intosh (bk)
Cont (bk)
==============================================================================
		SC Lions	  vs	Ajax Amsterdam
				0 - 1
				0 - 4
							Cruyff (1)
==============================================================================
				Match 12
==============================================================================
		Beirut Blast	  vs	Valkeries
				8 - 0
				11- 1
S. Hussein (2;bk)
Noriega (3)
Ben-Gurion (3)
==============================================================================
		Davis Red Hawks   vs	Grand Slam
				0 -24
				0 -24
Dimons [inj;lig]					McEnroe (1)
Tart [inj;spr]						Wilander (1)
Chin [inj;spr]						Gomez (2)
							Cleves (2)
[Comm note - this is what happens when			Borg (1)
	you forget about the 3:1 rule]			Pernfors (3)
							Sampras (2)
							Cash (4)
							Zolo (1)
							de Munoz (7)
==============================================================================
		Ajax Amsterdam	  vs	Quarrymen
				0 - 0
				0 - 1
							P. Brown (bk)
							Raccoon (bk)
							Martin (bk)
==============================================================================
		Entropy Raiders   vs	Flying Circus
				7 - 3
				12- 9
Harrison (1)						Bimmler (RC)
Harvey (bk)						D. Vercotti (2)
Onan (3)						L. Vercotti (1)
Intosh (bk)						Hilter [inj;pull]
Spike (1)
B.S. Tree (1)
Toe (1)
==============================================================================
	Uaxactun Tiburones	  vs	SC Lions
				0 - 3
				0 - 4
Rikjaard [inj;conc]					von Talhaben (1)
Sprangers (bk)						Pilnar (bk)
							Pansy (bk)
							Unglata (1)
							Martin (1)
							Lazar (bk)
==============================================================================
(bk) indicates booked (4 DP)
(RC) indicates sent off (10DP)
[Inj;???] indicates injury by type
(#) indicates # of goals scored