UEFL From: jbillone@jarthur.Claremont.EDU (Jeremy Billones) Date: Mon, 04 Feb 1991 17:56:50 +0000 As Yet Unnamed Division Newsletter Session D CURRENT STANDINGS LP Name W L T GF GA CP TP Cash 19 BOTH Quarrymen 8 1 3 43 10 6 3 831 18 BOTH Grand Slam 8 2 2 56 9 7 3 658 16 MVP Ajax Amsterdam 7 3 2 19 12 5 3 91 13 BOTH Beirut Blast 5 4 3 31 24 6 4 281 12 Entropy Raiders 5 5 2 27 27 3 4 250 11 SC Lions 5 6 1 15 25 2 5 677 10 Uaxactun Tiburones 5 7 0 23 28 2 3 394 10 EB Flying Circus 5 7 0 26 29 2.5 3 467 8 EB Valkeries 4 8 0 28 46 2.5 2 124 3 Davis Red Hawks 1 10 1 5 63 2.5 7 530 ----- Press ----- An informal survey of the many fans around the league reveals the following results concerning the fans beliefs about various teams around the division. (+/- 3%) Meanest Teams: Quarrymen 54% D. Red Hawks 20% Valkeries 5% Most Despised Team: Beirut Blast 98% (Many hand written comments calling for a jihad vrs. this team were made!) Luckiest Team: Entropy Raiders 45% Quarrymen 22% Grand Slam 4% ********** Davis Enterprise: The Davis Red Hawks took a serious beating their last few games. It is expected that this team will most likely relax and play their younger members until the older team players will be used. ********** and a late arrival... ********** This was an exciting session for the Beirut Blast, their most successful of their first year. After two wins and a draw, manager Doug Ingram had these comments, "Well, I'm glad our mascot is still alive. I'm surprised that we had such a tough match at home with Entropy Raiders. Looks like we're going to have to tone down the aggressive play." When asked about the Blast's impressive 8-0 win over the Valkeries, Ingram looked flustered, "Hey, I fielded my weakest lineup against them, just like I said I would, but they only brought 8 players to the game! When's the last time you heard of a _defender_ getting a shot off against these guys?" ----- Fines ----- The Flying Circus tried to let Dickie Hilter play at both DF and MF in the same match. The Circus played that match with 10, which is usually punishment enough. $1K fine. ----- Trades ----- (that I've managed to reconstruct...) Sordid Sages trade 1 TP to Wainscotting for future considerations. Gresley Rovers trade Joan of Arc (FW) and Princess Diana (MF) to Wainscotting for EJ Gumby (DF), DW Gumby (MF) and an undisclosed sum. Moonshine by Urn trades Moby Wall (DF) and 1 TP to the Flying Circus for Ron Vibbentrop (FW) ----- Auction Results ----- Bidders Winner Bid Name 1)MF/I/10 4 AA 729 Richard Witschge 2)MF/I/6 4 ER 100 S. Wat 3)FW/0/6 5 V 400 Canaeda 4)Scouting Report 0 ----- Auction ----- 1)DF/III/11 2)MF/0/1 3)GK/0/1 4)Scouting Report (but maybe not for long) Session E: Early Bird Deadline is Wednesday, Febuary 6th. Final Deadline is Friday, Febuary 8th. Mid-season Aging takes place after session E. 13 SCL @ DRH FC @ V Q @ UT GS @ ER BB @ AA 14 DRH @ BB UT @ FC GS @ AA SCL @ Q V @ ER 15 ER @ DRH FC @ BB AA @ UT Q @ GS V @ SCL ============================================================================== Match 10 ============================================================================== Davis Red Hawks vs Flying Circus 0 - 8 0 -19 L. Vercotti (bk) Wall (1) Idle (1;bk) Jones (2) Palin (2) --/dash (2) ============================================================================== Beirut Blast vs SC Lions 3 - 1 4 - 0 Sharon (bk) Kenneday (1pen) Assad (bk) Botsana (bk) Qaddafi (bk) (3) ============================================================================== Grand Slam vs Uaxactun Tiburones 5 - 2 7 - 3 Sampras (bk) Higuita (bk) Becker (2) Waite (1) Lendl (1) Tortelli (1) Zolo (2) ============================================================================== Ajax Amsterdam vs Valkeries 2 - 0 3 - 0 Rijvers (1) Michels (1) ============================================================================== Quarrymen vs Entropy Raiders 6 - 1 10-3 Albell (bk) Broadfield (1) Rigby (2) Slatkin (2) Magill (1) P. Mustard (1;bk) ============================================================================== Match 11 ============================================================================== Flying Circus vs Grand Slam 0 - 2 0 - 3 D. Vercotti (bk) McEnroe (1) Do. Piranha (RC) Edberg (1) McGoering (bk) Palin (bk) ============================================================================== Valkeries vs Quarrymen 0 - 13 0 - 16 Mae (1) Rigby (2) Slatkin (1;bk) Edison (2) Martin (3;bk) Robert (4) ============================================================================== Uaxactun Tiburones vs Davis Red Hawks 7 - 0 19- 0 Sellers (1) Tortelli (1) Buschmann (1;bk) Waite (2) Crosby (1) Andre (1;bk) Phelan (bk) ============================================================================== Entropy Raiders vs Beirut Blast 1 - 1 1 - 2 Butterfingers (1pen) Chang (1;bk) Sun (bk) Intosh (bk) Cont (bk) ============================================================================== SC Lions vs Ajax Amsterdam 0 - 1 0 - 4 Cruyff (1) ============================================================================== Match 12 ============================================================================== Beirut Blast vs Valkeries 8 - 0 11- 1 S. Hussein (2;bk) Noriega (3) Ben-Gurion (3) ============================================================================== Davis Red Hawks vs Grand Slam 0 -24 0 -24 Dimons [inj;lig] McEnroe (1) Tart [inj;spr] Wilander (1) Chin [inj;spr] Gomez (2) Cleves (2) [Comm note - this is what happens when Borg (1) you forget about the 3:1 rule] Pernfors (3) Sampras (2) Cash (4) Zolo (1) de Munoz (7) ============================================================================== Ajax Amsterdam vs Quarrymen 0 - 0 0 - 1 P. Brown (bk) Raccoon (bk) Martin (bk) ============================================================================== Entropy Raiders vs Flying Circus 7 - 3 12- 9 Harrison (1) Bimmler (RC) Harvey (bk) D. Vercotti (2) Onan (3) L. Vercotti (1) Intosh (bk) Hilter [inj;pull] Spike (1) B.S. Tree (1) Toe (1) ============================================================================== Uaxactun Tiburones vs SC Lions 0 - 3 0 - 4 Rikjaard [inj;conc] von Talhaben (1) Sprangers (bk) Pilnar (bk) Pansy (bk) Unglata (1) Martin (1) Lazar (bk) ============================================================================== (bk) indicates booked (4 DP) (RC) indicates sent off (10DP) [Inj;???] indicates injury by type (#) indicates # of goals scored Up