WeWF Report #15

From: arxt@quads.uchicago.edu (Aidan Palmer)

Date: Sun, 07 Apr 1991 23:42:20 +0000

WeWF Report #15				4/7/91

Frank Steel Still WeWF Champ!

Despite losing by DQ, and a time limit draw against his partner, Frank Steel
held on to the WeWF Title for another week!  The General was the one to beat
him by DQ, and the General, although he lost his America's belt to the Re-
Animator, will have another shot next week as #2 contender.

Intoxicators Take Tag Belts!

The Intoxicators took the WeWF Tag Titles this week!  DiMadMan and BudMan
beat RnR after the Highlanders had beaten RnR by DQ.

Apocalypse Now Take Six Man Belts!

The three masked men calling themselves Apocalypse Now beat the Superstars
to take the Six Man Titles.  Who are these masked men?

Elementals Winning TCS!

The Elementals are currently in the lead on the Team Challenge Series
Scoreboard, after a sweep of the Circus of Pain!  How long will they be able
to hold on to the lead?  One of their members, WindWarrior, took the Africa/
Australia Championship this week.

Supercard Coming!

The 3rd Supercard is coming on the 30th of April!  Start making your
challenges now!  Several challenges have already been issued, I will send
them out officially soon.

Errors

In the last handbook, there was a statement saying that wrestlers with more
wins get more points.  That statement is false, and has been corrected in the
new version.

Send me your matches/comments by 4/14/91!

Matches This Week

World Title:

The General beat Frank Steel by DQ.
Frank Steel and "Irish" Mike Flint fought to a time-limit draw.
Frank Steel barely pinned DiMadMan.
Frank Steel barely pinned Virus.
Frank Steel dominated Juggernaut.

Tag Team Title:

The Highlanders beat RnR by DQ in a Barbed Wire match.
The Intoxicators barely pinned RnR.
The Intoxicators pinned the Killer Klowns.

Continental Titles:

The General barely pinned "Crusher" Cootus.
The Re-Animator survived the General.
TerraDoom beat the Re-Animator by DQ.

"Irish" Mike Flint beat the Flying Dutchman.
"Irish" Mike Flint pinned the Mexican Bandit.
"Irish" Mike Flint beat Destruction.

DiMadMan barely pinned Vito Gianelli.
WindWarrior pinned DiMadMan.
Tom "the Animal" Brown beat WindWarrior by DQ.

Individual Matches:

The Eradicator barely pinned Judge Anderson.
Judge Dredd barely pinned the Eradicator.
Ahpook the Destroyer beat Sasquatch.
Galactus beat Grunk the Barbarian.
AquaDemon pinned 'Irish' Mike Flint.
Tom 'the Animal' Brown pinned Beast King Gunter Wilson.
'Irish' Mike Flint pinned Bjorn 'the Sweedish Pretzel'.
'Irish' Mike Flint survived the Plaid Powerhouse.
The Hit 'N' Run Rabbi beat Sgt. Happy.
Virus survived Galactus.
Venom beat the Unknown Masked Wrestler.
Skrog the Marauder's Dragon pinned Cap'n Good.
The Mexican Bandit beat Skrog the Marauder's Dragon.
Skrog the Marauder's Dragon survived Il Duce'.
The Iceman barely pinned Skrog the Marauder's Dragon.
The Neutralizer destroyed Skrog the Marauder's Dragon.
The Romulan Mauler pinned Vito Gianelli.
The Romulan Mauler beat the Golden Pig, Oink Zeggpold.
The Romulan Mauler destroyed the Grim Reaper.
Ultra Boy pinned Laceration.
Lar Gand dominated Mort Rue, the Merciless.
Sour Krout annihilated the Unknown Masked Wrestler.
Sour Krout dominated Venom.
The Re-Animator pinned Galactus.
'Irish' Mike Flint barely pinned the Savage.
FireLord barely pinned BudMan.
BudMan barely pinned Beast King Gunter Wilson.
BudMan beat Vito Gianelli.
Frank Steel dominated Sasquatch.
The Eradicator beat Sasquatch.
Ahpook the Destroyer beat Sasquatch.
Lord Roderick barely pinned Sasquatch.
The Masked Marvel beat Sasquatch.
The Re-Animator barely pinned the Dutch Hooligan.
The Dutch Hooligan beat Venom.
Decapitation barely pinned the Dutch Hooligan.
The Dutch Hooligan pinned Lar Gand.
The Dutch Hooligan dominated the Millionaire.
FireLord dominated the Flying Dutchman.
The Flying Dutchman pinned Juggernaut.
The Romulan Mauler beat the Flying Dutchman.
The Crusher dominated the Flying Dutchman.
The Neutralizer beat the Flying Dutchman.
The Neutralizer barely pinned the Plaid Powerhouse.
The Neutralizer pinned the Savage.
The Neutralizer and the Re-Animator fought to a time-limit draw.
Mr. Roddy pinned the Mexican Bandit in a Pray for Death match (1st match).
'Crusher' Cootus beat Lord Roderick in a Steel Cage match.
Vito Gianelli pinned the Millionaire.
The Re-Animator beat Vito Gianelli.
Judge Dredd pinned the Mexican Bandit.
Judge Dredd dominated the Iceman.
The Feral Frog beat the Grim Reaper.
BudMan beat Volcano.
The Re-Animator beat Volcano.
WindWarrior beat Volcano.
Mugambo Squid pinned the Iceman.
Galactus beat the Iceman.
FireLord barely pinned the General.
BudMan survived the General.
Destruction barely pinned the Millionaire.
Mr. Roddy pinned the Mexican Bandit (2nd match).
The Masked Marvel pinned Lord Roderick.
Nanook of the North beat Black Tiger.
Nanook of the North dominated Mugambo Squid.
Nanook of the North dominated Judge Anderson.
Nanook of the North pinned Judge Dredd.
Nanook of the North annihilated Skrog the Marauder's Dragon.
Void pinned DiMadMan.
The General beat Samson Goliath.
Mathie Man Riemann Savage dominated Albert Turing.
Mathie Man Riemann Savage pinned Turbulence.
Mathie Man Riemann Savage dominated the Grim Reaper.
The Neutralizer survived the Salivating Sadducee.
Mr. Roddy barely pinned DiMadMan.
The General dominated the Millionaire.
The Crusher barely pinned the Romulan Mauler.

Tag Team Matches:

The Maniacs survived Alpha and Omega.
Alpha and Omega destroyed the Dynamic Machine.
Alpha and Omega pinned the Exterminators.
Alpha and Omega barely pinned the Thunder Brothers.
The Intoxicators survived Alpha and Omega.
Flint and Steel survived the Terror Technicians.
The Killer Klowns beat the Klingons.
The Klingons survived FEAR.
The Exterminators survived RnR.
RnR barely pinned the Chain Gang.
The Maniacs beat the Chain Gang.
The Maniacs dominated the Righteous.
The Maniacs destroyed the Klingons.
The Maniacs pinned the Letion of Super Wrestlers.
Flint and Steel barely pinned RnR.
The Intoxicators pinned Flint and Steel.
Flint and Steel pinned the Chain Gang.
Flint and Steel survived Sword and Shield.
Flint and Steel barely pinned the Highlanders.
Sword and Shield survived the Exterminators.
The Class of 2964 survived the Chain Gang.
The New Gods beat the Class of 2964.
The New Gods barely pinned the Legion of Super Wrestlers.
The Law pinned the Bruise Brothers.
The Terror Technicians survived the Law.
The Terror Technicians pinned the Bruise Brothers.
The Law barely pinned the Exterminators in a Steel Cage match (1st match).
The Law barely pinned the Exterminators (2nd match).
The Law beat RnR.

Six Man Matches:

The Abattoir pinned Sword, Shield, and Axe.
The Three Rings barely pinned the Superstars.
The Superstars beat Chain Gang 3.
The Abattoir barely pinned the Superstars.
Apocalypse Now pinned the Superstars.

WeWF Wrestler Rankings

World Champion:			Frank Steel (56-17-2)

Tag Team Champions:		The Intoxicators (8-2-1)

Americas Champion:		The Re-Animator (10-1-2)
Eurasia Champion:		"Irish" Mike Flint (37-20-1)
Africa/Australia Champion:	WindWarrior (16-6)

Six-Man Champions:		Apocalypse Now (1-0)

1. Virus (31-8)
2. The General (43-23)
3. Mr. Roddy (41-24-1)
4. FireLord (29-14-1)
5. The Romulan Mauler (20-5-1)
6. Juggernaut (32-24-1)
7. The Crusher (31-20)
8. DiMadMan (19-8-1)
9. AquaDemon (16-5)
10. BudMan (18-8)
11. TerraDoom (16-7)
12. The Flying Dutchman (30-23-2)
13. Destruction (25-19)
14. Dutch Hooligan (15-10)
15. Tom "the Animal" Brown (14-9)
16. The Hit 'N' Run Rabbi (5-0)
17. The Neutralizer (29-25-3)
18. The Salivating Sadducee (5-1)
19. Volcano (35-32-1)
20. Black Tiger (12-9-1)
21. Mathie Man Riemann Savage (3-0)
22. Ahpook the Destroyer (3-0)
23. The Millionaire (11-9-1)
24. Judge Dredd (3-1-1)
25. Sour Krout (2-0)
26. The Masked Marvel (13-12)
27. The Plaid Powerhouse (11-10)
28. Venom (3-2-1)
29. The Eradicator (3-2-1)
30. Decapitation (3-2)
31. Nanook of the North (20-20)
32. Ultra Boy (15-15)
33. Bjorn "the Sweedish Pretzel" (14-14-1)
34. The Savage (3-3)
35. Grunk the Barbarian (1-1)
36. Lar Gand (8-9)
37. "Crusher" Cootus (3-4)
38. Ferro Lad (0-1)
39. Val Amorr (0-1)
40. Mort Rue, the Merciless (0-1)
41. Samson Goliath (4-6)
42. Laceration (4-6)
43. Vito Gianelli (17-20-1)
44. Mugambo Squid (17-20)
45. Albert Turing (7-10)
46. Galactus (3-6)
47. Skrog the Marauder's Dragon (2-5)
48. Judge Anderson (0-3)
49. Sgt. Happy (1-5)
50. Turbulence (0-4)
51. The Iceman (13-18)
52. Beast King Gunter Wilson (3-8)
53. Sasquatch (3-8)
54. The Grim Reaper (0-5)
55. Il Duce' (8-15-2)
56. Lord Roderick (21-29-3)
57. The Feral Frog (21-29-1)
58. Cap'n Good (0-8)
59. The Golden Pig, Oink Zeggpold (6-15-1)
60. The Mexican Bandit (7-17-1)
61. The Unknown Masked Wrestler (0-26-1)

Tag Teams:

1. The Maniacs (22-12)			Maniac #1 and Maniac #2
2. Flint and Steel (32-13-1)  		"Irish" Mike Flint and Frank Steel
3. The Terror Technicians (13-4)	Pain and Virus
4. The Dynamic Machine (14-12-1)	Juggernaut and Galactus
5. Alpha and Omega (8-6)		Alpha and Omega
6. The Law (4-2)			Judge Dredd and Judge Anderson
7. The Thunder Brothers (3-1)		Thorin and Lokis
8. Sword and Shield (7-6)		Jake Shield and Angus Campbell
9. The Exterminators (5-4)		The Enforcer and the Law Maker
10. The Highlanders (7-8)		Bjorn and the Plaid Powerhouse
11. The Bruise Brothers (1-2)		Ahpook and Grunk
12. The Killer Klowns (3-7)		Bozo and Chuckles
13. The Righteous (1-6)			Cap'n Good and Sgt. Happy
14. The Chain Gang (11-17)		The Steroid Centurion and the Eunuch
15. The Legion of Super Wrestlers (6-12)Ultra Boy and Lar Gand
16. The Klingons (13-20-1)		Klingon Phaser and Klingon Disrupter
17. RnR (4-13-1)			Lord Roderick and Mr. Roddy
18. FEAR (8-19-1)			Il Duce' and the Unknown Masked Wrestler

Six-Man Teams:

1. The Abattoir (3-1)
2. The Superstars (4-3)
3. The Three Rings (1-1)
4. Sword, Shield, and Axe (1-2)
5. Chain Gang 3 (0-1)
6. The Ultimate Trekkies (0-1-1)

Did Not Compete:

Action Man (3-2)
Amputation (1-6)
Bart Simpson (10-27-2)
Beaver Bernie (2-2)
The Berserker (4-6)
Doug "Crusher" Corey (10-17)
Dr. Bong (7-14)
Drake Dukenagger (9-11)
Franz (4-4)
The Frozen Caveman (2-3)
George Bush (16-18)
Guardian (0-2)
Hans (11-9)
The Human Ox - Mongo (0-18)
Incision (6-5)
Irving Forbush (7-8-1)
Jimmy Carbon (1-0)
Joe "Brick" Wall (17-23-2)
Johann "Great Dane" Svenson (5-14)
The Killer Kangaroo (6-8-1)
The Lethal Lemming (22-27-1)
Mason "the Arm" Rockwell
Max Altitude (6-4)
The Menace (7-6)  Injured
Mr. B (6-8-1)
Mr. Fujikuchi (3-6)
Pain (10-14-1)
Photon Torpedo (18-22-1)
The Secret Agent Man
The Swiler (14-11-1)
"Viking" William (8-17-2)

Chilled Fury
Fire and Ice (5-13-1)
Hans and Franz (4-4)
The Leaping Lords (27-17)
The Lords of Discipline (4-5)
The Newfie Bullets (1-3)
O.S.E. (6-1)

Comments

"Steroid Centurion, you can whine and threaten all you like, but open the
Guiness Book of World Records to powerlifting, and whose name do you see? That's
right, you see the name of Samson Goliath, the World's Strongest Man! I have no
patience with weaklings, Centurion, and something snapped inside me when I saw
you struggling with that bar and obviously failing to lift it! You got what you
deserved, wimp, just like the Four Corners!"-Samson Goliath

"Yeah, they learned the hard way that when you match up four corners against
the strength, skill, and savagery of the Three Ring Circus, the corners fall and
the roof comes tumbling down! And it's gonna come down on YOU, Tom Brown! It was
obvious to everyone how you packed that circus crowd with your relatives! Come
to think of it, you must have packed that TUB with your relatives, too, 'cause
plain manure _never_ smelled THAT bad!"-"Beastmaster" Gunter Wilson

"YOW-za yow-za yow-ZA! Four Corners, you paid your admission, welcome to the
Circus of Pain! Getting out again....aah, that's another matter entirely!"-Dr.
Pain

The Circus of Pain assaulted Smooth during DiMadman's match at the Team
Challenge. They pummeled him and threw him into the crowd before being chased
away by the Four Corners. This almost started a riot, the fans were so eager to
get their hands on Smooth! The Four Corners managed to recover their manager
from the fans with the help of several reluctant ushers.

"This is Baboon Tempest, interviewing one of the newest members of the WeWF,
here is the Mathie Man, Riemann Savage!"

(A man in brightly coloured clothing walks in, accompanied by a beautiful
woman. The Mathie Man's clothing is covered with odd mathematical symbols.
"Take me to the Limit", by the Eagles, plays over the loudspeakers.)

"Welcome to the WeWF, Mathie Man!"

"Oh yeah, Baboon, the Mathie Man is proud to be a part of the WeWF, yeah.
And he's even prouder to introduce his manager, yeah, 'cause the Mathie Man
knows that you can't reach the global maximum of the WeWF without a manager,
yeah! But the Mathie Man, he doesn't want some sweaty ex-wrestler, oh no,
the Mathie Man goes to the asymptote every time, yeah! So here she is, the
greatest common factor in my life, yeah, Polly Nomial!"

(The woman who accompanied the Mathie Man out to the stage curtsies.)

"Yeah! I'm gonna rationalize some common denominators in the WeWF, yeah, and
Polly's gonna get me the title shots I deserve! Right, Polly?"

"Yes, Riemann, but first we've got to establish you in the WeWF."

"You're right, yeah, Polly's always right! Yeah, the Mathie Man knows it
won't be easy, oh no, but he's gonna transverse the entire field of WeWF
wrestlers, if he has to, to get the title he deserves! But that's not all
the Mathie Man is here to do. Albert Turing, the Mathie Man is gonna test
you and find out whether or not you're really a smart wrestler, yeah, or
just another pretender to the Mathie Madness! Yeah!"

(The Mathie Man and Polly leave, as the crowd cheers)

"And so yet another young wrestler enters the WeWF fray! Let's go back to
ringside and see how he does!"

During DiMadMan's match against Frank Steel, a man with a ski mask and a trench
coat paid the referee $50,000 to "look the other way" while the Plaid Powerhouse
came onto the ring apron and swung at Steel with a lead pipe.  Steel ducked,
and the lead pipe hit DiMadMan!  The referee turned around, saw Steel covering
DiMadMan, and counted to three for the pin.

I would like to congratulate the Unknown Masked Wrestler on his first, um, err,
ahh, tie in the WeWF.
                                             -The Hit 'N' Run Rabbi

After the Beastmaster's match with Tom Brown, the Three Rings rush the ring
and locked him in a cage, which they then carried off to the dressing room.
Brown was later found shaved bald with an "ADMIT ONE" stamp on his forehead.

Sasquatch is looking for a Tag-Team partner!

Mail me on SASQUATCH@ST1.VUW.AC.NZ if you're interested...

**********THE CENTER RING**********

(The Center Ring set is seen again. With Dr. Pain are Samson Goliath, Gunter
Wilson, and the Killer Klowns)

DR.PAIN: Lay-dees and GENTLEMEN! Welcome to the CENTER RING! After the pathetic
         rejects I had on my last show, I felt that you deserved to see some
         REAL wrestlers-the men who humiliated and crushed the Four Corners at
         Supercard-the CIRCUS OF PAIN!
SAMSON GOLIATH: Robby, despite your great talents of wrestling analysis, you
         keep making bad calls where it comes to Samson Goliath, the World's
         Strongest Man! You said you thought the Steroid Centurion was stronger
         than me, well look whose name is in the Guiness Book of World Records.
         Now you say that the Elementals can beat the Circus of Pain? I hope
         you get back on the ball, Robby; you're too good an analyst to make
         these kinds of mistakes!
DR.PAIN: The man you see to the right has proven that he is the master of all
         animals! Therefore, it gives me great pleasure to coronate Gunter
         Wilson King of the Beasts!
(A ceremony ensues, with Dr. Pain crowning the Beastmaster and handing him his
 sceptre. Samson Goliath and the Killer Klowns then lift the divan and carry
 it around the ring, displaying the new King to his "loyal subjects")
KING GUNTER: Strength! Animal cunning! Technical skill! The Circus of Pain
         has all three, in abundance! Nobody in the WeWF can compete with us,
         not even the vaunted Four Corners, as we proved at the Supercard!
(As he speaks, taped footage of the Circus' assault on the Four Corners
plays)
DR.PAIN: With that being the case, you may wonder why we keep beating on the
         Four Corners. Well, the fact of the matter is, it's FUN! And they're
         certainly not in a position to do anything about it! Tell 'em, Bozo,
         Chuckles!
(The Killer Clowns honk their horns at the camera and hold up Four Corners
wrestling buddies, which they proceed to kick around)
DR.PAIN: There you have it, ladies and gentlemen! And just as an added
         precaution, in case the Four Cowers should try something rash, meet
         my personal bodyguard, Rube! HEY, RUBE!!
(An extremely large, muscular man, almost as large as Galactus, enters the
 Ring. He moves to position himself between Dr. Pain and any threats which
 might present themselves)
DR.PAIN: Four Corners, can you stand up to this kind of opposition? I don't
         think so!
(Dr. Pain exits, laughing, followed by Rube and his four wrestlers)

Angus: No sooner do we rid th' WeWF o' Death, than another shows up tae take
       his place...

Jake:  Well, we don't know that for sure, Angus. Maybe this "Grim Reaper"
       jerk will act differently. (Jake looks doubtful).

Angus: Aye, p'rhaps he will - but if he doesnae choose the straight an'
       narrow, if he chooses tae act as Death did, then you an' I may be
       forced tae deal with him!

Jake:  And as the Death Squad found out, we've got everything we need to
       deal with you, Reaper, right here! All it takes is...

Angus: A Sword...

Jake:  ... and a Shield!

The Three Rings assaulted DiMadman during both his heavyweight and continental
title matches!  Later in the week the Four Corners were accompanying him to
his matches.

In the background a huge globe spins, two men stand beside it. After a short
pause, Judges Dredd and Anderson look up and face the camera, still bruised
from their visit to the Meat Locker.

Anderson: 'It's been a long week, and one which The Law will not soon forget.'

Dredd: 'But it was not a wasted week.  For we have found who the true enemies
        of this Federation are.  We used to patrol one city, but now our beat
        is right behind us.'

Anderson: 'That's right. The entire globe is our jurisdiction and there is one
        man who glares out as a threat to that world.'

Dredd: 'You, Lightfingers, are at the top of our most wanted list.  We're gonna
        hunt your men down, one by one, until you don't have any flunkies left.
        And then we're gonna put you on trial for the world to see.

Anderson: 'You can call yourself emperor if you wish, but even emperors must
        submit to....'

Both:  'The Law!'

GREEN JEAN OKTOBERFEST: I'm here with the team of Sword, Shield, Axe, and Chain,
and I understand you have something to say about the shocking events of the
Geraldo tape run on TWiW. Is that right, gentlemen?

ANGUS CAMPBELL: Aye, Green Jean, it'd be so. Jake an' I hae fought Death afore,
an' Destruction used tae be his partner, but we couldnae ken tha' he'd be so
sick in th' head as tae kill hisself an' puir Donny Brook!

JAKE SHIELD: That's right! Death proved himself to be a psycho, and I'm just
glad we were able to get him out of the WeWF before he could do more damage!

GREEN JEAN OKTOBERFEST: Destruction, as Death's former partner, you knew him
perhaps better than anybody! Do you have any comment on his actions?

DESTRUCTION: You're wrong on that point, Green Jean. As it turned out, I didn't
know him at all...but I do know this: there's no way I'm gonna let _anyone_
resume the reign of terror that Sword & Shield ended!

ANGUS CAMPBELL: Aye, Destruction speaks for us as well! Feral Frog, Grim Reaper,
be warned! If'n ye'd be plannin' tae take up th' mantle o' Death, ye'll also
take up his feud wi' Sword...

JAKE SHIELD: Shield...

JOHANN "GREAT DANE" SVENSON: Axe...

DESTRUCTION: and Chain!

Two masked members of Apocalypse Now bought front row seats for one of
DiMadMan's matches and taunted him.

Standing before an open crypt door stands a 7' tall man totally shrouded by a
black robe.  A thin white fog rolls across the ground and in the sky, a full
moon.

'Death, you were wise to leave this Federation while you had the chance.  Now,
 you pass your mantle on to this Feral Frog.  Along with that mantel you pass
 a curse.  Feral Frog, be forewarned.  If you don that cloak but just once,
 there will be no end to the suffering which shall be yours.  I tolerated the
 masquerade of Death for long enough, you too shall not tarnish the image of
 The Grim Reaper.'

Dr. Chaos: Okay, Smooth.  Tell ME about your ancient chinese secret (HaHaHA)

I've given this a lot though and have come to the conclusion that your are
the ultimate scum, Serf Roderick.  So scummy in fact that you do not belong in
this league.  These little piddly matches we have been fighting aren't worth
spit.  I am challenging you to a fight at the next SuperCard.  But instead
losing your name, I leave the wager up to you.  I'm man enough to take whatever
you dish out.  I know how to keep my word!

Elementals:The Four Corners will not Survive.

Simon Bolendorf (While at an interview with The Maniacs) --  "Tell everyone in
the WeWF!!  My Maniacs are back, and they're crazier and more unpredictable
than ever!  We had the titles once, and we'll have them again!  And YOU'LL
feel the TRUE effects of the ANXIETY ATTACK!!!"

The Crusher -- "Well, competition is getting tougher all the time here in
the WeWF, but I'm SICK and TIRED of the PEONS at the top!  Look out, here
comes The Crusher!!"

ALBERT TURING: <appearing in front of wall of diplomas and wearing robes
   and mortarboard with tassle over wrestling trunks>:  Galactus, against me
   you are nothing more than a creampuff, a wimp, a has-been!  I can understand
   why all other men are intimidated by you and your height and your voracious
   appetite.  BUT NOT ME!!  And, do you know why?  Hmmm?  It's because I have
   available to me the Ultimate Nullifier: MY SUPERIOR BRAIN!! (points to head)
   That, in combination with my exemplary physical strength and dexterity
   guarantees that the outcome was never in doubt.  Take note, Lar Gand.  Green
   Jean Oktoberfest can't decide between the two of us.  So, I propose that we
   assist her by meeting in the next SuperCard to decide who gets to escort
   the lovely Ms. Oktoberfest (blows a kiss) out on a date.  One warning,
   though, I've beaten bigger men, and aliens, than you, just to stay in shape,
   but now I will be fighting for a purpose far bigger than just victory.

Flint:  It sure is nice to have that intercontinental belt back around my waist,
the only bad part is that that match tired me out enough so that I wasn't
quite up to snuff for the tag team defense but well come back and we plan on
getting those tag belts back.

Steel:  Well, four corners you guys were talking it up how you were going to
take my belt, you had three shots at it and it just didn't happen, in fact
you lost two of your three intercontinental belts, one to the madman from
Bloomington, the General, and the other to my partner, Mickey Flint, well
four corners, your time in WeWF is just about up and me and Mickey
plan on taking you out.

Molly:  11-13, Amazon Amy, I can't believe that you let your boys sink so
low, well I guess that they are going to sink a bit further because I'm going to unleash the power of Flint and Steel on them again, oh and next week, look for
an addition to Flint and Steel as we go after the Three man belts.

Robby: 9 out of 16 - that's better than average, right? Like I always
say, if I say somebody should win, and they lose, it's because they were
too wimpy to wrestle to their full potential! And besides, Palmer, if
you think somebody else can do a better job, well then just bring him
on in and cut my TWIW contract - no, I'm just joking! Mr. President, sir,
don't burn that contract, we can talk...

"Oh, great! No sooner do Sword and Shield get rid of Death and Ricky Schroeder
(great match, guys, my hat's off to you) than some joker shows up claiming to be
the Grim Reaper and saying _he's_ the true incarnation of death! Reaper, I warn
you here and now: DON'T make the same mistakes my former partner made, or you'll
have to come to terms with Destruction!"

At the Team Challenge Series Match between Bjorn "the Sweedish Pretzel" and the
Romulan Mauler, the Four Corners accompanied Bjorn to the ring.  They taunted
the Mauler throughout the match but did not enter the ring, since the Ultimate
Trekkies were at ringside.

During the match between the Law and RnR, Machiavelli hammered Mr. Roddy with
his walking stick.  Anderson covered while Dredd kept Lord Roderick busy.
Afterwards, Dredd and Anderson handcuffed Lord Roderick to the ropes so that the
interviewer who Lord Roderick attacked last week could kick him repeatedly.
After the altercation, Machiavelli was heard to excalim, "Now THAT'S what I
call justice!"

(Nanook of the North stands defiantly, with a bone spear in his left
    hand, and his right hand behind his back)

"Tom Brown!  As a true warrior and hunter, I have had quite enough of
    you and your ALF!!!  You and your fat-cat bleeding-heart liberal
    kneejerks have no idea what 'animal rights' are!  From now on, its NO
    HOLDS BARRED!"

(Nanook raises his right hand, and hanging from a chain in his grasp is
    a man-sized leg-hold trap!)

"See this Tom?  Watch your step, because you never know when may be on
    my trap line.  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"