PWGeA Report #8 From: laramee@IRO.UMontreal.CA (Dominic Laramee) Date: Sun, 16 Jun 1991 17:12:55 +0000 PWGeA REPORT # 8 ----- ------ - - Magilla: "Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to this week's edition of the PWGeA Report. The Summit of e-wrestling is closing in at full speed, and taking up much of the spare time of all the crew here, so we do not have any Feature Matches this week." Jimmy: "And that's sad because we had a week of unending turmoil in this federation, with many title changes!" Magilla: "You are right, Jimmy; Sunn Mooner has a full match report coming up, but before that, let's go the Patriot, standing by in the Launching Pad." ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- **** THE LAUNCHING PAD ***** Patriot: "Welcome to my new talk-show. My guest this week is the PWGeA All-Jobber champion, the Wolfman!" (Some cheers by the most wacko fans.) Patriot: "Wolfie, is it true that you have agreed to defend the PWGeA All-Jobber title against a WeWF challenger at the Summit of e-wrestling, provided of course that you still hold that title on the 10th of July?" Wolfman: "Growl! ARRRRRGH! (Nods)" Patriot: "Hum, very interesting. You would not happen to be BudMan's secret intelligent brother, would you?" Wolfman (with an evil look): "ARRRRRGGHHHH! BUDMAN!!!!! ARGHHHHH!" Patriot: "I guess not, after all... Speaking of the Summit, will you also participate in other events?" Wolfman: "GRRRRR!!! YYYEEEAAAARRRRRRGGG!" Patriot: "The big battle royal, of course. And who is going to be your main target at the Battle Royal?" Wolfman (shows a picture of Jimmy Vendetta, and then starts ripping it to pieces, eating most of the parts in the process): "YYYYAAAAAEEEEEEERRRRRRRRGGH!" Patriot: "Well, thank you for your enlightening comments, Wolfman; anybody who wants to be on this show can send mail to the PWGeA Headquarters. See you next week!" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Magilla: "How about that, Jimmy? In addition to the Tholian Black Widow, you will also have the Wolfman hot on your trail at the Summit Battle Royal!" Jimmy: "No sweat, Mongoose, my pals the Shadow Assassins will be watching my back. And in fact, I would love to smash teh Wolfman to pieces myself, so that Baron Von Klaw can regain the All-Jobber belt easily." Magilla: "I still think that you will take the beating of your life, Jimmy; for now, let's go to the PWGeA Event Center." --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sunn: "Sunn Mooner at the Event Center with the complete match report for Week 8 of the PWGeA. Bobby "The Cavalier" Windsor defeated Tomahawk in 7:33. Professor Spewmaster made his return to the PWGeA, and faced Soviet Panther in a cage match. Spewmaster scored the upset win in 6:51. After the match, Soviet Bear entered the cage with the Zampolit, and they triple-teamed Spewmaster until the Wolfman rushed the scene and cleaned house, busting Bear's forehead open with the All-Jobber belt! Plague Dog defeated Lightning Bolt in 9:45. Sword and Shield defeated The Androgynes in 16:41, in what must have been the most beautiful e-wresling match of the decade. Angus Campbell and Jake Shield scored a mind-boggling 118 hype points in that match! Billy Thunder, of London, England, made a succesful debut when he beat Brewster Cogburn in 6:50. Club Anarchy won the PWGeA Tag-team titles from Crime nad Punishment, in 12:50. This was the Club's third straight win! Bobby Windsor defeated the Wolfman to become the third PWGeA All-Jobber champion. The Cavalier needed only 58 seconds to capture the title. Sledge Hammer defended teh World title with success by beating Mr Mercury in 9:41. Mercury came within inches of winning the belt at least four times. Bad week for Mr Mercury, who also lost the North American title to Cowboy Kevin Puckett. Mercury submitted to the spinning toehold in 16:41. And finally, Sledge Hammer lost the World title after seven weeks on the top of the world! Ford Firepower, who is really taking the PWGeA by storm, captured the gold in 9:19! RANKINGS: WORLD CHAMPION: Ford Firepower 2-0 41 NORTH AMERICAN CHAMP: Cowboy Kevin 6-2 51.74 ALL-JOBBER CHAMP: Bobby Windsor 5-6 35.50 1. Billy Thunder 1-0 51 2. Mr Mercury 7-3 44.88 3. Plague Dog 3-5 43.54 4. Sargent Sledge Hammer 14-2 34.26 5. Prof. Spewmaster 2-3 34.13 6. Tomahawk 1-1 24 7. Brewster Cogburn 2-4 13.6 8. Wolfman 6-4 12.15 9. Lightning Bolt 0-2 11 Did not compete: Aztec Mummy 0-1 0 Black Knight 3-6 32.41 Johnny Vicious 3-2 27 Baron Von Klaw 7-4 18.16 Sargent Glasnost 4-4 13.46 Ricky Dangerous 3-3 27.12 WORLD TAG-TEAM CHAMPIONS: Club Anarchy 3-5 75.96 1. Sword and Shield 2-1-1 85.38 2. Crime and Punishment 9-4-1 32.98 3. The Androgynes 0-2 22 Did not compete: Shadow Assassins 2-3 41.2 The Soviets 2-3 40.6 La Corrida 0-1 15 Hammer and Sickle 0-0 0 So, next week's title shots will be: Ford Firepower vs Billy Thunder for the World Title Cowboy Kevin Puckett vs Mr Mercury for the North American belt Bobby Windsor vs Prof. Spewmaster for the All-Jobber title Club Anarchy vs Sword ans Shield for the tag-team belts" ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Magilla: "Wow! ALL the belts changed hands!" Jimmy: "With this caliber of competition, you never know what is gonna happen in a given week, Mongoose." Magilla: "Indeed not! Now, a fews words on the Summit of E-Wrestling. So far, we have 14 teams in the tournament, 27 people in the Battle Royal, and 6 other matches confirmed. There is still some room, but not much, so hurry up!" Jimmy: "And don't forget that you can challenge opponents from the WeWF and the EMWA, not only from the PWGeA!" Magilla: "So that's it for today, see you next week, and keep the matches pouring in!" Up