SPARF week 4 results From: mel@soda.berkeley.edu (Mel Nicholson) Date: Thu, 07 Nov 1991 01:13:08 +0000 Welcome back to the Sparf Channel! This is Pamela Twich with the week 3 color commentary. We'll zoom in on the closeups to give you all of the electrifying shockers and the lowdown from the lockers. Week 3 introduced the Hard Luck CSUA to a new sort of problem: injuries. The three early injuries were all the Cattle needed to stampede over the CSUA. This win moves the undefeated St. Louis Cattle into sole possession of the lead in the Heart Division as they get a little help from the Viking Raiders in the Diamond division who triupmhed over the Manix Maulers in one of the bloodiest games of the week. Of course it's hard to mention blood without mentioning the Koolywirtian Yarloops, who seem to be the reason for the red color of their league. The Yarloops managed to make it through the first half of the game with only a single injury, and were a man up on the Tigers for the entire second period. The second half started peacefully, but near the end of the third period the curse returned to Koolywirtie, and the Yarloops were carried off the field one after the other. In the last few minutes gave Pacifica the one man advangtage, but it was too late for them to recover the enourmous gap which the Yarloops had built up early on. The largest margin of victory in the league was enjoyed by The Mythstics, who dominated the field all day. The focus of the day however was in the trees as Wallamaloo travelled to their rematch with the Redwoods. In the only injury-free game of the week, the Philosophers had their revenge. The Black League had it's own fireworks as the Novas were surprised by some misinformation that went out with the week3 press. Player B-2 shot a record-breaking 9 goals this week and received support from B-3 and B-4 who, despite rumor to the contrary, were healthy and ready for the game. This win puts Cambridge in sole control of the Spade league, but the Novas are certain to be ready in the rematch. For this week however, Cambridge takes home the win, and Player B-2 has Player of the week honors. The Borg avenged itself on the Black Plague in this week of rematches, but the Chaos Demon Stalkers were not to be upset and repeat their victory over the Glimt, this time in front of their home fans. The Political Bastards edged the Pinyin Mandarins, but the news probably resounds hollowly in Washington as the news was shortly preceeded by the resignation of their Manager, Andy House. Dave Passage (dpassage@soda. berkeley.edu) Is due to take over the team, complete with all the chaos such a name change entails. Finally, the match to decide Dominance of the club league is over, and the California Sluggers have emerged on top. Until next week, this is Pamela Twitch for The Sparf Channel. SPARF League Standings Team Wins Losses Draws Scored Allowed Net Heart ----- St.Louis Cattle 3 0 0 247 108 +166 Manix Maulers 2 1 0 197 217 -20 The Mythstics 1 2 0 181 160 -21 Berlin Maniac Warriers 0 3 0 106 269 -163 CSUA 0 3 0 148 349 -201 Diamond ------- Viking Raiders 2 1 0 313 158 +155 California Redwoods 2 1 0 260 171 +89 Wallamaloo Philosphers 2 1 0 263 196 +67 Koolywirtian Yarloops 2 1 0 110 176 -66 Pacifica Tigers 1 2 0 113 146 -33 Spade ----- Cambridge Tigers 3 0 0 385 254 +131 Newcastle Novas 2 1 0 346 217 +129 Montreal Maulers 1 2 0 248 317 -69 Political Bastards 1 2 0 163 260 -97 Pinyin Mandarins 0 3 0 188 245 -57 Club ---- California Sluggers 3 0 0 385 247 +138 Chaos Demon Stalkers 2 1 0 264 110 +154 The Borg 2 1 0 129 139 -10 The Black Plague 1 2 0 136 217 -81 Bodoe Glimt 0 3 0 128 392 -264 =================== GAME SCORES ======================================= Injury(2): Partha S. Bannerjee(CSUA) Injury(2): Jiang Wu(CSUA) Injury(2): Mark Calaway(Berlin Maniac Warriors) Injury(1): Peter L. Kim(CSUA) Injury(1): Koko B. Ware(Berlin Maniac Warriors) Injury(1): Dave Yan(CSUA) Team Name: CSUA: 12 14 86 Team Name: Berlin Maniac Warriors: 14 15 99 Injury(2): Vulcan(The Mythstics) Injury(1): Jason Brocker(Manix Maulers) Injury(1): Thor(The Mythstics) Injury(3): Time(The Mythstics) Injury(1): Max Duval(Manix Maulers) Team Name: The Mythstics: 7 4 46 Team Name: Manix Maulers: 5 10 40 Injury(1): Livingston Pinkering(The St. Louis Cattle) Injury(2): Glenn DeSandre(Koolywirtian Yarloops) Team Name: The St. Louis Cattle: 7 5 47 Team Name: Koolywirtian Yarloops: 10 7 67 Injury(1): Peter Atkins(Pacifica Tigers) Injury(3): Robbie McDonald(Pacifica Tigers) Injury(1): Andreas Wilk(Pacifica Tigers) Injury(3): Bruce Confuscious(Wallamaloo Philosophy Department) Injury(2): Bruce Descartes(Wallamaloo Philosophy Department) Injury(2): Stephen Atkins(Pacifica Tigers) Team Name: Wallamaloo Philosophy Department: 13 15 93 Team Name: Pacifica Tigers: 5 6 36 Injury(2): Pierre LePhew(Giant Redwoods) Injury(1): Dvorak(Viking Raiders) Team Name: Giant Redwoods: 4 7 31 Team Name: Viking Raiders: 9 12 66 Injury(2): A-5(Cambridge Tigers) Injury(1): Cai(Pinyin Mandarins) Injury(2): Qie(Pinyin Mandarins) Injury(1): Qiong(Pinyin Mandarins) Team Name: Pinyin Mandarins: 6 6 42 Team Name: Cambridge Tigers: 27 23 185 Injury(1): Clay Boggs(Montreal Maulers) Injury(3): Patrick Charlton(Montreal Maulers) Injury(2): Roberto Morentino(Montreal Maulers) Injury(2): Michel Champion(Montreal Maulers) Injury(1): Michael Ahmad(Montreal Maulers) Team Name: Newcastle Novas: 6 6 42 Team Name: Montreal Maulers: 13 11 89 Injury(1): Unit 40(The Borg) Injury(1): Laura Palmer(Twin Peaks Owls) Injury(1): Unit 1(The Borg) Injury(1): Unit 21(The Borg) Injury(2): Unit 27(The Borg) Team Name: Twin Peaks Owls: 13 6 84 Team Name: The Borg: 4 3 27 Injury(2): Runar Berg(Bodoe Glimt) Injury(2): Geir Mikkelsen(Bodoe Glimt) Injury(1): Thomas Svensen(Bodoe Glimt) Injury(3): Thomas Moelbach(Bodoe Glimt) Injury(2): Hans Vinvad(Bodoe Glimt) Injury(1): Magne Ludvigsen(Bodoe Glimt) Injury(2): Harald Norgaard Hansen(Bodoe Glimt) Team Name: Bodoe Glimt: 8 9 57 Team Name: The Black Plague: 16 14 110 Injury(2): Joey King(Chaos Demon Stalkers) Injury(1): Gabor Jones(Chaos Demon Stalkers) Injury(1): Dave Hanks(California Sluggers) Injury(3): Trevor Pering(California Sluggers) Injury(3): Jim Weston(Chaos Demon Stalkers) Injury(1): Glenn DeSandre(California Sluggers) Injury(2): Mike Bowen(California Sluggers) Team Name: Chaos Demon Stalkers: 11 13 79 Team Name: California Sluggers: 17 18 120 Up