Monster Island From: skydiver@bluemoon.rn.com (Ashley Taft) Date: Fri, 10 Jan 1992 02:05:57 +0000 Vipers...Bah! <ptui!> Go find yerself a nice Goo Snake to date! Shroud just couldn't get out from under the sheets in the morning. Rumor has it that he's desperately seeking followers (Special! This week only!) so that they can help him...After all, his corn flakes don't stay crisp in milk! Fuvah is the God of Knowledge, Love and Battle! Which leads to a great deal of confusion at conventions... Kabuki's gonna blow a fuse. Anybody find a means of learning how to use a lockpick? A friend of mine has one, and another friend has a locked chest. They are BOTH eager to figure the durned thangs out. The only reason I got momentarily involved with that Viper (Never DID learn her name!), was because she was holding a life-sized picture of a scrumptious Siamese in front of my face. I was distracted. Now I feel guilty and attempt to cleanse myself five times a turn...To no avail. I have been soiled! Any other Fuvites in the neighborhood of The Claw and Tooth Far Inn? What about the northern rim of Jagged Mor Midlands or Middle Kunbar? It's kinda lonely out here... Ashley Taft Lord SkyDiver: Waiting for a Far Inn that sells Ramair Reserves... This is from skydiver@bluemoon.rn.com who doesn't have their own obnoxious signature yet Up