TTTTTT Round #4!!!! From: mirrosen@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Michael Rosen) Date: Tue, 31 Mar 1992 08:23:13 +0000 ***************************TTTTTT Round 4**************************** Magilla: This is Magilla Mongoose! Wince: And I'm Wince McLady! DeMandable: And all you potatoe farmers know me as Mark DeMandable! Magilla: We are here for the finals of the TWIW TV tag team championship! DeMandable: On one side are the team I say will win, the Annihilation Alliance! Magillaa: On the other side is my and Wince's favorite, the WeWF tag team champions, Flint & Steel! Wince: Let's hear from this great tag team! <Roll Tape> Steel: Annihilation alliance, you used seven people to get by Carnage if you expect to get by us you better bring out everyone you know, better yet everone you've ever met. This is it the finals, we've been watching you all tournament, outside interferance, international objects, you name it you've done it. Me and Mickey, we've been in wrestling a long time and we've seen it all, and believe me we'll be ready for you. Flint: Well, this is it, one more match, one more title double A don't worry we'll be ready when you come calling. <End Tape> DeMandable: These punks don't stand a chance! Wince: How can you be so sure? DeMandable: Listen to what AA has to say! <Roll Tape> (Camera opens the locker room. Bwana and the Annihilation Alliance are here) Bwana: Well so much for Carnage and Lord Blunder. You may be curious as to who you owe your ultimate defeat to. Well Although it is my alliance who got the pin, you were finally beaten by a woman. Please come out my dear.... (The gorgeous blonde walks out from the side dressed in leopard skin tights and brandishing a large bowie knife) Bwana: For those of you who keep your eyes open, you will recognize her as my latest protege from the final days of the UeWF, Shana the Savage Jungle woman. But enough of her, for now, let us move on to our next victims in our long road to glory. Flint and Steel, along with their manager Molly Mcguire, nice hair babe. Gr: Even the hardest of elements must eventually decay and fall back to the earth. Assailant: If you guys are smart you won't even show up for the finals because if you do I guarentee that the luster of your careers will finally fade to a dull smudge. Bwana: Molly, by the way if you're ever interested in dropping those two bums and go looking for a real man, I have Eddie Awesome's phone number on me. I'm sure he might find you worth a laugh or two. (they leave, with Shana bringing up the rear) Shana: Let the hunt begin. (end tape) Wince: Now it is time to announce our guest announcer! Magilla: This e-wrestling legend is a long time favorite of DeMandable! DeMandable: You guys got Smooth?!?!? But how? Magilla: No, we got the General! DeMandable: No!!!!! <General enters the broadcast area> DeMandable: I will not stand for this after you cheapshotted me last week! <DeMandable runs off> General: Good riddance! Magilla: So General, given your extreme ring expertise, who do you pick in this bout? General: Well, 1 on 1, you won't find anyone better than Flint or Steel. I would have the World Title around my waist if that weren't true. Magilla: So you pick them to win? General: Well, if the match stays 1 on 1, or 2 on 2, I can't see Flint and Steel losing, especially to a non-scientific team. If the Annihilation Alliance uses their large group of allies to interfere, then Flint and Steel are in a world of hurt. Wince: I have to agree. General: It looks like the announcer is ready to make the introductions... Announcer: Introducing, being accompanied to the ring by Eddie Awesome, Shana, and their Manager Bwana 'the Great White Hunter', from Parts Unknown at a combined weight of 642 pounds here are the GraveRobber and the Unknown Assailant........The ANNIHILATION ALLIANCE! Magilla: The croud is really giving them a hard time. Wince: There are 5 of them at ringside! This will be a challenge indeed to the WeWF tag team champions. Announcer: And there opponents, being lead to the ring by Molly McQuire, here are the WeWF tag team champions, Flint & Steel!!! Magilla: The fans are really giving these guys an ovation! General: These two guys can really play up to the fans. Magilla: It looks like Frank Steel will start off aginst the much larger GraveRobber. General: He's gotta be around 6'9, 330. He is one large speciman. Magilla: How would handle a much larger man like this? General: All big men are vulnerable at the legs, more specifically their knees. Magilla: It looks like Steel heard you as he nails the Graverobber with a legtrip takedown. Wince: He turns it right away into a single leg boston crab! Magilla: The GraveRobber makes it to the ropes! Wince: A rake to the face and the GraveRobber gains the advanntage! Magilla: He then bites Steel in the head! General: A big man like that should be using his strength to connect with power moves. Cheapshots won't get him too far. Wince: Steel is busted open and the GraveRobber levels him with a heart punch! Magilla: Bwana hands him the shovel! Wince: Graverobber nails Flint with the shovel! General: That's grounds for an automatic DQ! Magilla: Cover by the Graverobber! Wince: A quick 1,2 but Steel kicks out! General: There should've been a DQ! Wince: The fans are not happy! Magilla: Molly McQuire is having a fit at ringside. Wince: Graverobber puts Frank Steel in an abdominal stretch and tags the Unknown Assailant. Magilla: Kick to the midsection by the Unknown Assailant and Steel goes down again. Wince: His mask can give him quite an advantage, right General? General: Well, not that I'd know from experience, but I've observed that the mask is good for hiding pain, and for storing international objects. Magilla: Back in the ring, the GraverRobber and the Unknown Assailant continue their double team with a Top rope DDT! General: This move is a favorite of Flint and Steel's and it's being used against them! Why doesn't the ref force the GraveRobber out of the ring? Magilla: They continue their doubleteam delivering a massive Hart Attack on Frank Steel. Wince: Irish Mike Flint has had enough, and rightfully so! He enters the ring and sends the GraveRobber over the top rope with a massive forearm! Magilla: The ref ushers him quickly back to his corner! General: The fans are really getting angry here! Magilla: The Unknown Assailant goes for a bulldog, but Frank Steel sends him flying into the opposite turnbuckle! Wince: He makes the tag! Magilla: But the ref didn't see it! General: Molly McQuire is screaming her head off, she can't believe it! Magilla: The fans are tossing everything they can into the ring. Wince: Beers, popcorn, cokes, even the kitchen sink! General: This behavior out of the fans is uncalled for, gimme the announcer's mike. Wince: What're you gonna do? <The General takes the announcer's microphone> General: At TWIW, we don't throw things into the ring. <Pause> No matter what the quality of the officiating! <The General hands the mike back> Magilla: That seems to have gotten the desired effect as the fans start cheering the General and stop throwing items into the ring! Wince: Back in the ring, Frank Steel picks up the Unknown Assailant and tosses him over the top rope! Magilla: The ref signals for a DQ, but then realizes that tossing someone over hte top rope doesnnn't warrant a DQ in TWIW. General: The ref is really starting to burn my butt! Magilla: Frank Steel tags in "Irish" Mike Flint right in front of the ref. Wince: The ref accepts the tag, and "Irish" Mike Flint hounds the Unknown Assalant outside the ring. Magilla: Flint slams his head into the barrier. General: With that kind of a mask, one can only wonder how much that hurt... Magilla: The WeWF champion heaves the Unknown Assailant into the third row, where several biker gang members start beating him with chains and billyclubs! Wince: What's that sign we see in the 3rd row? Magilla: I think it reads 'Flint and Steel are wimps - The Leaping Lords are the true champions. Beware of the Feral Frog' Wince: Who's the Feral Frog? General: He's a man from the old days of the WeWF. He was suspended for biting a ref's ear off! Wince: Meanwhile, the bikers have climbed the ring railing and tossed the Unknown Assailant back into the ring. General: The ref was only on a 2 count! Magilla: One of them points to his chain, and then the ref! General: I think the ref gets the idea! Magilla: Flint piledrives the Unknown Assailant and goes for the cover! Wince: The Graverobber breaks it up! Magilla: Frank Steel enters the ring and starts grappling him! Wince: It's a pier six brawl in the middle of the ring. Magilla: Hey! Eddie Awesome is approaching Molly McQuire! General: I don't like that broad, but he shouldn't be putting the moves on her! Magilla: He kisses her! I can't believe it. And Flint and Steel are to occupied in the ring! Wince: Now Shana slugs her from behind! General: I've had enough! Magilla: The General is leaving the broadcast booth! Wince: Meanwhile, Shana is pounding the daylights out of Molly! Magilla: Bwana uses the distraction to send a blowgun dart into Flint's posterior! Wince: Outside the ring, the General tosses a chair hitting Eddie Awesome! Magilla: Awesome turns around to meet a running clothesline! Wince: Shana glares at him and pulls out a knife! Magilla: But he grabs another chair, and she backs off! Wince: Meanwhile, Flint has passed out, and it's a 2 on 1 attack on Frank Steel inside the ring. Magilla: The 2 larger men hit Steel with a big double shoulderblock! Wince: Meanwhile, outside the ring, the General has made it over to Bwana and whacks him with the chair! Magilla: Shana looks intensely at the General, but he holds his ground! Wince: Inside the ring, the GraveRobber holds Steel down and the Unknown Assailant climbs to the top rope! Magilla: The General breaks Bwana's blowgun and heads to the locker room! Wince: I guess that's the last we'll see of him tonight! Magilla: Back in the ring, the Unknown Assailant lands on Flint with a flying headbutt! Wince: He goes for the cover! Magilla: 1-2-3!!!!!!! A quick pin, and we have the first TWIW tag team champions! Wince: Bwana and Eddie Awesome stumble back to the locker room while the GraveRobber and the Unknown Assailant continue their rampage on Frank Steel! Magilla: They're trading elbows and legdrops on him like no tommorow! Wince: Shana has meanwhile piledriven Molly onto the concrete floor! Magilla: Flint is still unconcious outside the ring! Wince: Here comes Eddie and Bwana back with coffins! Magilla: Wait, here come those bikers! Wince: There must be 5 of them! Magilla: They hit the ring with their chains and catch the Annihilation Alliance completely off guard. Wince: Bwana heads for higher ground! Magilla: One of them grabs Shana and spanks her! Wince: This is out of hand! Magilla: The Annihilation Alliance make it out of the ring with their lives, but also with numerous welts! Wince: Eddie Awesome isn't so lucky, as he gets blindsided by the ring table! Magilla: The bikers pummel him into oblivion as his friends flee! Wince: After they're satisfied, the 5 bikers help Molly, Flint and Steel to their feet. Magilla: All 8 get a tremendous ovation for their hard work. Wince: Despite their hasty retreat, the Annihilation Alliance do become the first TWIW tag team champions. Magilla: In the upcoming TWIW, they will defend their belts against Carnage, in a grudge cage match! Wince: Also in that issue will be the TWIW Singles belt match featuring Uncle Nasty challening the champion, the Hangman in another grudge match! Magilla: Until then, this is Magilla Mongoose! Wince: And this is Wince McLady! Magilla: See you at the next Week in Wrestling! ************************************************************************ Editors Note: I know this was supposed to be with a TWIW, but I didn't have time to do both. TWIW will be out on Thursday, with the two matches and whatever interviews I get too. Since it's been SO long since the last one, I'm only going to include recent (last week or so) interviews, as the rest are out of date. I'm going to try to increase the number of interviews, and lesen the number of non-TWIW original matches, as most of you can get league reports if you want... Unrelated Side Note/Shameless Plug: I'm travelling to the Final 4 as a member of the Indiana University Pep Band. Look for me on TV as my Hoosiers take the court! (I play the Baritone. It's a smaller version of the Tuba) Also note: EMWA is back! Contact Don Becker at becker@acsu.buffalo.edu for info. Up