Re: DM: O Whatta Dead Column!

From: sling@r-node.pci.on.ca

Date: Sun, 14 Feb 1993 01:53:34 +0000

In article <1993Feb11.184839.15930@dragon.acadiau.ca> 900667c@dragon.acadiau.ca (Gerald Cameron) writes:
>crip@Micor.OCUnix.on.ca (Garth Werner) writes:
>
>
>>        Yo Net like people;
>
>>        Here is an excerpt from my dead column in DM28
>
>>Sue Spenshun 1799       19 11 1  Otto's Mechanics    T94
>>Val Valine 2359          0  3 0         "            T94
>>Al Turnateher 1791      12  8 0         "            T94
>>Ed Lhite 1854           10  7 1         "            T93
>
Instead of feeling sorry for you crip, I can't help but feel that you've
brought this on yourself by having such incredibly silly names!

When I introduced you to Duelmasters, way, way back when, I had no idea
that you'd be annoying us all with names like Ed Lhite, etc.

These names aren't clever, they aren't funny, they aren't even cryptic.
They're, well, they're where they belong, in the dead column.

>
>>        Now I'd appreciate any comments, but what I am looking for are
>>names.  I hate duplicating previously used names, and my stock of
>>automobile homonames is running dry.  Previously used names include
>
>>Ray D Aytor
>>Fanny Belt
>>Sparky Plug
>>Otto Mattick
>>Freddy Fender
>>Bum Purr
>Hmmm.....well, you know that I'm not the punster you are, but how about:
>Steer N. Wheel
>Spayre Tyre
>Wynn Shield
>Pop Clutch
>
>Whattaya all think?
>
Uh, not very much.  Are you still using those discount drugs?  There's
gotta be SOME explanation.

(And to think that I brought this all on myself...
 He always seemed so normal, but somehow I should have known...)

Sling - Duelmaster authority and generally an expert on just about
         everything.  Just ask me...

References

DM: O Whatta Dead Column!
crip@Micor.OCUnix.on.ca (Garth Werner)
Wed, 10 Feb 1993 18:49:18 +0000