Diplomacy Zine -- EP #282 Chapter One From: Eric_S_Klien@cup.portal.com Date: Mon, 17 May 1993 11:46:35 +0000 Issue #282 of ELECTRONIC PROTOCOL: ****************************************************************************** TEN WAYS TO BE OFFENSIVE AT A FUNERAL 1. Tell the widow that the deceased's last wish was that she have sex with you. 2. Tell the undertaker that he can't close the coffin until you find your contact lens. 3. Punch the body & tell people that he hit you first. 4. Ask someone to take a snapshot of you shaking hands with the deceased. 5. Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover. 6. At the cemetery, play Taps on a kazoo. 7. Walk around telling people that you've seen the will & they're not in it. 8. Use the deceased's tongue to lick a stamp. 9. Tell the undertaker that your dog just died & ask if you can sneak him in the coffin. 10. Place a hard boiled egg in the mouth of the deceased. ****************************************************************************** Chapter One contains: TIBERIUS, BETELGEUSE, IRON CROSS, GUERNICA, TEUNISGEK, WOLF BLITZER, THE COMMANDERS, THE SUTHERLAND CONFLICT, NOW AND ZEN, TRUST ME!, PANIPAT And is published by eric_s_klien@cup.portal.com/Eric Klien Chapter Two contains: A TON OF JUDGE GAMES And is published by starkey@netcom.com/Sean Starkey. ------------- Chapter One ------------- Table of Contents: NORTHWEST DIPLOMACY CHAMPIONSHIP ---- NORTHWEST DIPLOMACY CHAMPIONSHIP 3 ROUNDS (8:30, 4:30 Sat. 9:00 Sun.) May 22- 23, 1933 -- $30 Landmark Inn - Lynnwood, Washington Registration 7:00 - 8:15 Buz Eddy (206) 775-7127 This event was planned to be a side event at Northwest Minitures "Enfilade" at the Landmark on this date. There will be about 200 people in attendance for that event. Due to the fact that the organization of Northwest Diplomacy got started late, the tie-in agreement was not completed in time to do much more than run these as concurrent, but seperate events. There is an ongoing effort to make provision for any Diplomacy registrant that might wish to take part in some of Enfilade, and for an Enfilade registrant that might wish to play in one or more rounds of the Diplomacy event. Included in the price of registration will be snacks, buffet, and refreshments. Publisher comments: The quote was courtesy of NORTHERN FLAME, an excellent Canadian zine. ****************************************************************************** To join in the fun, send your name, home address, home and work phone numbers, and country preferences to Eric_S_Klien@cup.portal.com. ****************************************************************************** Up