M.B.W.F. Grapple Wars 1 [2/2] From: ccjames@pyr.swan.ac.uk (j hussell) Date: Fri, 18 Jun 1993 11:13:12 +0000 Copies to all members. ******************************************************************************* * * * G R A P P L E W A R S 1 - F I G H T F O R T H E R I G H T * * * ******************************************************************************* *Part 2 of 2* *JWH/tck/rela* ************* ************** **************** [B.J.] "Thanks Tick! Hacker's disappeared off for a few minutes, but I have a result from our fifth match." Match #5: Kismet (Fate and Destiny) def. The Tremendoes (Mace and Lance) by DQ after Mace used a chair to clobber Fate across the back. Mr. Lott and Destiny then gave chase, but Mace and Lance split up up and headed into the audience on different sides of the stadium. Match Length: 5:02. 2 Points. [B.J.] "Good match there. Hacker's back now, so I'll hand you over to him!" [Hacker] Five matches fought here at Grapple Wars. This is the biggest PPV-style PBeM wrestling event in the history of PBeM's. 50,409 people crammed into the Morfa Stadium here in Swansea, Wales, UK. What a brilliant atmosphere here as we go to ringside for the start of our sixth match. ******************** [Ring Announcer] "The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and is for the Air Wave Championship. Introducing the challenger, from the Middle East, weighing 267 pounds, Sssscoooouuuuuurrrrge!!" Scourge steps into the spotlight and starts to stride to the ring, with the wrestling fans in the audience booing this bad guy. His entrance into the ring is a very conventional through-the-ropes move, but he grabs the referees trousers as he stoops down. The ref hits the deck as Scourge pulls on the trousers, and he stands in the corner laughing at the downed ref. [Ring Announcer] "And his opponent, he's the current Air Wave Champion, weighing in at 272 pounds, Theee Eleectriiic Yoooouuuuuth!" Debbie Gibsons 'Electric Youth' plays over the P.A. system as the champion makes his way to the ring, shaking allof his 'Next Generations' hands as he goes. The Fans are really behind this wrestler. Suddenly , Youth stops half way down the aisle as he spots someone in the crowd. He waves his hands at a person, wait ..... it's a wom- ..... it's Debbie Gibson!!! Youth looks in to the crowd and sees his favorite performer, and he seems to get a kind of energy rush from it. He climbs the step to the ring with his head held high, knowing that his favorite person in the world is here. Moments later, Mike Falkner walks down the aisle and signals to Ms. Gibson to come to ringside, and the crowd make a path for her to get to ringside. The two, Falkner and Ms. Gibson, get to ringside and take up seats next to the ring announcer. Youth takes off his Debbie Gibson tour jacket, and hands it to his manager. At the dressing room and of the aisle stands two familiar figures, Mach One and Your Worst Nightmare. Obviously, Falkner is not taking any chances in this championship match! Falkner signals to his two other guys and they acknowledge his signal. In the ring, the referee is having a couple of words with Scourge, probably about the stunt he pulled when he entered the ring. The bell sounds, and the match gets underway, with the challenger straight away attacking the champion with a series of hard left hands to the sternum. Doubled up, Youth staggers to the centre of the ring, holding his stomach. Scourge runs in and executes a big knee lift, sending Youth to the floor. Falkner gets up from his ringside seat and moves to the ring apron, saying, "C'mon EY! Make it up!". Youth looks to his manager and nods, and as Scourge comes in again, Youth grabs his left leg and uses a single leg takedown move to put him on his back. Youth, holding both of Scourges feet apart, starts to stamp on the inside of Scourges thigh, and then follows through with a headbutt to the left thigh. Scourge is heard to shout out "Shit!" and his face screws up in pain as Youth starts twisting his opponents foot around. Scourge, using his hands for leverage, sits up and wrigles a little way back, and manages to grab the bottom rope. Youth, a fair fighter, lets go of the hold he has on Scourge, and moves away. Scourge scrambles back to his feet, but finds difficulty in putting weight on his left leg. Youth attempts an irish whip, but Scourge reverses sending Youth in for the ride, and executes a back body drop. The Electric Youth crashes to the canvas, winded, as Scourge turns around and slaps on a choke hold, pressing down hard on Youths throat. 1 .. 2 .. 3 .. 4, and Scourge lets go. Our ref is keeping good order in the match so far, as Scourge goes back to the choke, but this time he stands on Youths neck and twists his foot back and forth. Again the ref gives a standing countand Scourge breaks away at the four count. Not happy with this referee, Scourge turns to argue with him, and in doing so, allows Youth to get behind him and drag him back to the canvas, where he gets rolled up. 1 ..... ..... 2 ..... 3!!!!! Scourge let his attention turn for a split second, and that was the mistake that cost him the match. [Ring Announcer] "Here is your winner, and *STILL* Air Wave Champion, Theeee Eleeectriiiiic Youoooouuuuuth!" Falkner and Gibson at ringside, and Mach One and Your Worst Nightmare at the top of the aisle jump into the air in celebration, as Youth gets off the canvas. Falkner hands Youths belt to Debbie Gibson, who climbs the steel steps into the ring, and hands it over to The Electric Youth. Tears roll down the face of Youth as he accepts the belt,and a kiss, from Ms. Gibson. Scourge, in the meantime, has left the ring and is skulking back to the dressing room. As he passes the two athletes at the curtain, he connects a right hand to Your Worst Nightmare, who falls to the concrete floor. Mach One throws back the curtain and chases Scourge into the dressing room, but fails to catch the wily wrestler, and gives up the chase. Celebrations at ringside, and in the aisle as Mike Falkner, The Electric Youth and Debbie Gibson make their way back to the dressing room area. Mach One goes back to help YWN, and they then follow the main party back to the dress- ing rooms. [Hacker] "Another win for the man from The Next Generation, Beej. The Electric Youth doing what he does best, and that's winning." [B.J.] "Scourge was robbed, Hacker. Can't you see that it's only a matter of time before Falkners main man loses the title?" [Hacker] "Well he's kept up until now, Beej! Let's go to T.C. Kelly." *************** [T.C.] "Hi again wrestling fans, T.C. Kelly reporting in from the dressing room of Colossus. Colossus, it's your chance to show the world what you can do today in the final of the All-Comers Championship Tournament. How do you feel about facing Noose Lupack?" [Colossus] "Noose Lupack is no threat. He is like a fly in a duck pond to me. I am the most powerful man in the whole of the world, my fellow Macedonians will tell you that, little woman. I have seen the way which some of the athletes in this organization conduct themselves, and it disgusts me." [T.C.] "Are you referring to the attack mde on you at Friday Ferocity 15, by the Great Tadaka?" [Colossus] "Yes, I know that Jermanis is at large here today, but it will not stop me from winning the match. I have a message for The Great Tadaka: DO NOT TRY AGAIN, THE COWARDLY ACT WHICH YOU DID AT FRIDAY FEROCITY PROGRAMME. I WILL BE ON GUARD TODAY, AND I SHALL AVENGE MYSELF, TADAKA!!" [T.C.] "Are you prepared for Noose Lupack?" [Colossus] "I did not need to prepare for such a puny man! I have superior power and size which I will use to defeat this small athlete. I must go now!!" [T.C.] "Thank you for talking to us, Colossus! Back to you, Jim." ******************* [Hacker] Thanks T.C. On to our seventh match of the day, which involves The Slammers, (Master 'Bud' Wiser and The Alabamma Slamma) and Pain Unbound (Fear and Terror) for the World Tag Team Championship. Over to the ring. ******************* [Ring Announcer] "The following contest is scheduled for one fall, for the World Tag Team Championship. Introducing first, the challengers, from Part Unknown, Fear and Terrooorr, Paaaaiiin Uuuunnnnnnbouuuuuunnnnd!" Both men step into the spotlight and confidently jog to the ring. Fear wears a brightly colored body suit, as does Terror, and they wear boots covered in streaks of what looks like blood. Fear gives Terror a boost over the top rope and into the ring, while Fear himself jumps onto the ring apron and does a slingshot action into the ring. [Ring Announcer] "And their opponents, total combined weight 575 pounds, the current World Tag Team Champions, Master 'Bud' Wiser and The Alabamma Slamma, Theeeeeee Slaaaammmaaaaaaas!!!" The sound of Dan Reed Networks' 'Slam!' booms out of the speakers, as the two partners strut to the ring. The Alabamma Slamma looking fired up, but there is a scowl on the face of Master 'Bud' Wiser. What's the deal? [B.J.] "Looks like there's gonna be trouble, Hacker. I don't like the look in Wisers eyes! He ain't a happy man." The two enter the ring, but there seems to be a little discord here at the Morfa Stadium. Wiser does not look his best here today. The referee signals for the bell, and the match gets under way. The Slamma starts the match, facing the power of Terror. Collar-and-elbow tie- up, and Terror gets taken to the canvas as the Slamma makes an armdrag count. Terror gets up from the mats and runs at the Slamma, who sidesteps out of the way, and connects with the near turnbuckles. The Slamma moves in on the winded Terror, and whips him to the opposite buckle, where Terror makes a tag. In comes Fear and the Slamma steps forward, but Fear holds the ropes, so the referee pushes the Slamma backwards a few steps, while Fear gets his courage up. Both men circle each other, and suddenly, Fear launches himself into the air, from the mats, and connects a big clothesline to the chest of the Slamma sending him to the canvas. The powerful Fear steps over the Slamma and applies a reverse chinlock, and piles on the pressure by sitting on the Slammas back. The ref checking for a submission, but the Slamma isn't about to give in, as he lifts his left leg, and hooks it on to the ropes behind him. The referee orders Fear off of the Slammas back, and sends him to a neutral corner so's the Slamma can get up. Slowly, the Slamma gets to his feet, and goes to tag in his partner, when Fear distracts the referee and Terror comes into the ring and starts beating on the weary Slamma. On the ring apron, Wiser is not taking any notice of what is happening to his partner! What is going on here? [B.J.] "He's not doing what he's supposed to, and that's look after his partner! He ain't gonna do anything either!!" The referee has seen Terror out of the corner of his eye, and starts a standing count, which forces Terror to leave the ring. Fear takes over from his partner and continues to pummel the Slamma. A series of hard closed fists sends the Slamma into fits of rage and he gets to his feet, whips Fear into the ropes, but comes off the loser in a battle of strength. Both men in the ring are now testing each others strength, and Fear puts an abrupt stop to the contest by poking the Slamma in the eye. On the outside of the ring, Wiser and Terror are talking to each other on the aisle. Wiser whispers something to Terror, and then both men go back to their places on the ring apron. Fear, applying a standing side-headlock, draws the tired and beaten Slamma to his corner where he tags in Terror. Terror climbs to the top rope, while Fear hold up the arm of the Slamma, and connects with a double axe handle. Fear vacates the ring, and Terror takes over the duties. Terror irish whips the Slamma to the corner, and walks away from him! I can't believe my eyes. The Slamma now has a chaance to make the tag and regain some energy. The tag is made and in comes Wiser. Both men circle each other, until Terror sends a knee to the stomach area of Wiser, and applies a headlock. Wiser manages to lift the big man off his feet and executes an atomic drop, but Terror turns on Wiser, not flinching, and clotheslines him, sending Wiser straight to the canvas. Terror, now, down for the pin. 1 ..... ..... 2 ..... 3!! And Wiser didn't even make an effort to kick out!! Oh my God, what is going on here??? [Ring Announcer] "Here are your winners, and *NEW* World Tag Team Champions, Paaaaiiiiiin Uuuuuunnboooooouuuuunnd!!!!" The Slamma enters the ring to help his partner up from the canvas, and as Wiser gets to his feet, he attacks the Slamma. Fear and Terror join the fight and it's all 3 men beating on the Slamma, and there are some officials racing to the ring. The Slamma is beat on pretty bad, and he gets dragged out of the ring by two paramedics, who guide him back to his dressing room. Wiser has the microphone: [Master 'Bud' Wiser] "SLAMMA, YOU AIN'T MY PARTNER NO MORE. I'M THROUGH WITH YOU AND YOUR GOODY- TOO-SHOES WAYS. I'M MY OWN MAN, AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HELP ME GET ANY KIND OF TITLE!" Wiser throws the mic to the canvas, and leaves the ring with Fear and Terror. ******************** [Hacker] I must say, Beej, that ws a turn up for the books!! [B.J.] "Well 'Bud' Wiser must have been stifled in his attempts to break away cleanly from the Alabamma Slamma, and if that's the only way to break free, then so be it!!" [Hacker] But it was the Slamma who drove Wiser on to victory in so many matches. Why would he want to give it all up? [B.J.] "You don't get it do you Hacker? The Slamma was a good guy, but Wiser has had enough of the goody image. He wants to win at all cost, and the only way to do that is to cheat and be low!!" [Hacker] Hmmmm ..... I don't think so Beej! Over to the dressing room, where we'll be talking to a friend of 'Devastator' Derek Machismo, 'Rocky' Mountain. 'Rocky', can I say that it's pleasure to see you here at Grapple Wars, and that I can see all your fans out here in the stadium. ['Rocky' Mountain] "Why thank you Jim, it's good to be here. I'm sure enjoying myself." [Hacker] Uh-huh, but let's talk about more somber matters, such as the beating your friend, 'Devastator' Derek Machismo, took from this sadistic individual, The Inflictor. What did you make of that situation? ['Rocky' Mountain] "Yeah ... I didn't like what I saw, Jim. I've since found out that the Devas- tator has a cracked cheek bone, and his nose has been broken. This is in add- ition to the concussion and bruising he has. Inflictor, eh? Well, if he got in the ring with the Rock, I'd teach him how to inflict!" [Hacker] Is the Devastator gonna be ok? ['Rocky' Mountain] "Sure he is, but it'll take a while, say about 4 weeks." [Hacker] 'Rocky' Mountain, we have to leave you there, as I have a result from the match which has just ended in the ring: Match #8: Crunch def. Rad Pit Bull by pinfall. Bull held the upper hand for about 75% of the match, and then Crunch came to life, beating Bull back into his own corner, and whipping him to the opposite corner. As Bull came rebou- nding out of the corner, Crunch followed up with a clothesline sending Bull to the canvas. Bull was forced off the canvas by Crunch, and then whipped into the ropes, and Crunch executed a huge powerslam, and covered for the pin. Match Length: 6:31. 2 points. ************** On to our next match in this massive event, the finasl of the All-Comers Championship Tournament, between Colossus, the 7'7" giant from Macedonia, and Noose Lupack, who is through to the final after getting a -BYE- round in the actual tournament. Over to the ring! [Ring Announcer] "The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and is for the Make Believe Wrestling Federations All-Comers Championship. This match is the final in the tournament. This was scheduled to be a Lumberjack match, but at the last minute, our officials decided to abandon the Lumberjack aspect of the match. Introducing first, hailing from Macedonia, he weighs 395 pounds, Cooooollllosssuuuuuussss!" The curtains to the dressing room swish apart as the monster of a man makes his way to the ring. Colossus, the giant from Macedonia, has so far gone un- defeated in the M.B.W.F. He steps into the ring over the top rope and stands in his corner awaiting his opponent to enter the arena. [Ring Announcer] "And his opponent, from Parts Unknown, weighing 277 pounds, Noooooooooose Luuuupaaaaaaack!" The comparitively small athlete makes his way down the aisle, rather gingerly as he see the size of his opponent. As he ducks under the top rope to get into the ring, Colossus steps forward, and Lupack ducks back out again. Lupack is given a chance by Colossus to enter the ring and take off his over garments. While Lupack does this, Colossus takes time to show off his physique to the audience, who laugh and boo this behemoth. Lupack quickly takes off his outer-wear, and, while Colossus' back is turned, Lupack does some posing of his own, much to the delight of the 50 thousand strong crowd. Colossus thinks that they are cheering him and he starts to smile, and laugh, but as he turns he can see Lupack posing, and the expression on his face turns sour. He runs at Noose with real velocity, and connects an elbow to the back of Lupacks head, sending Lupack spinning to the outside. The referee starts a count on Lupack, but has to stop when Colossus goes to the outside after his opponent. On the outside, Colossus lifts up Lupack on to his shoulder, and executes a shoulder breaker, and then drops Lupack to the concrete floor, as the referee gets to 5 on his double count. Colossus re-enters the ring at the 8 count and again the referee has to start a count, this time on the injured Lupack. Lupack manages to get to his feet at about 6 and again Colossus goes out of the ring after him. Colossus, knowning that he cannot win the All-Comers champion- ship title by count-out, throws Lupack overthe top rope and back into the ring. It looks to me as if Lupack may have a separated, or even broken, shoulder. I can't believe my eyes as I see Colossus go to the top rope, YES THE TOP ROPE!! Lupack lies prone on the canvas, in the centre of the ring as Colossus leaps into the air, aiming his elbow at Lupacks mid-riff, but Lupack rolls out of harms way just in time. Colossus comes to the canvas with a mighty thud as his elbow strikes the mats. Non-plussed, though, Colossus gets to his feet and returns to the job he has started. Lupack, being plucked off the mats, lifts his leg up in an attempt to kick the mighty Macedonian, but Colossus catches the leg and drives an elbow into the knee. Lupack shouts out in immense pain as he can feel the bone click out of place. Colossus drops the injured leg, and it falls to the canvas heavily. Colossusruns to the centre of the far ropes, rebounds, and the connects with a massive clothesline, levelling Lupack. The stunned Lupack hits the deck and Colossus goes down for the cover. 1 ..... ..... 2, but a two count is all Colossus gets, barely. Lupack gets plucked from the canvas again, and hoisted up on to Colossus' shoulder once more. Colossus, taking a step forward, pushes Lupack into the air and then steps back and looks on as his opponent crashes to the canvas, yet again. Lupack rolls over on to his back and we can all see the blood coming from his mouth and nose. The ring mats are crimson with the blood stains from Lupack, and the referee looks on in horror as he can see the state of Lupacks face. Once more, Colossus forces the tired and injured Lupack off the mats, and set him up for the massive pile- driver. Colossus makes the piledriver stance and executes, smashing Lupacks head into the canvas, and covers for the pin. 1 ..... ..... 2 ..... 3!! Colossus gets an easy win, using his size and strength to overcome his opponent. [Ring Announcer] "Here is your winner, and *FIRST* All-Comers Champion, Coooooooloooossssusss!" Colossus takes the belt from our referee, and holds it high in the air, in celebration of his victory. He snatches the mic from our ring announcer: [Colossus] "NOW PERHAPS ALL OF THE WRESTLERS IN THE MAKE BELIEVE WRESTLING FEDERATION WILL HEED MY EVERY WORD. I AM NOW A TITLE HOLDER, AND I INTEND TO STAY THAT WAY!!!" Colossus throws the mic at our announcer and stalks back off to the dressing room. [Hacker] Beej, what a final. Lupack didn't have a snow-flakes chance in hell of winning that one! [B.J.] "Very true, Hacker, very true! Lupack did put up a small fight, but it was obviously not enough." [Hacker] Back with us is 'Deadly' Denise Dean, who watched with great interest our last match. Denise, what did you think of the man Colossus? ['Deadly' Denise Dean] "Wo-Ow! He's some guy, but he ain't got the right temperament for the grapple game. He's far too rough, and firey! I wouldn't go against him if I was a man." [B.J.](sarcastically) "Well you ain't a man, you'll never be a man, so don't even think it!" ['Deadly' Denise Dean] "Do you wanna piece of me, B.O.?? Huh?? Huh??" [B.J.] "Sit down woman, you're blocking my view!" [Hacker] I warning you Beej. Keep on going and we're gonna fall out!! [B.J.] "Can't I air my views now???!" [Hacker] Thank you Denise. We'll see you after the event has finished. On to our next match here at Grapple Wars, over to the ring. *************** [Ring Announcer] "Ladies and gentlemen, this bout is scheduled for one fall, for the Make Believe Wrestling Federation World Championship. Introducing first, the challenger, from the Florida Everglades, weighing 298 pounds, Deeeeaaath Crooooooooc!!!" Death Croc enters the stadium to the sound of birds whistling and other wild animal noises. He struts to the ring in a confident way, throwing his hand in the air every now and then. He steps into the ring and takes up a position in the far corner, facing up the aisle. [Ring Announcer] "And his opponent, from Parts Unknown, weighing 282 pounds, he is the current World Champion, Wooooolveeeeriiiiiinne!" The sound of The Troggs' 'Wild Thing' booms out of the speakers here in Morfa as we see the World Champion make his way to the ring, jogging down the aisle touching all his fans hands as he goes. He vaults over the top rope and into his corner, waiting for the bell to be rung. The referee checks both men are ready and then he gives the signal for the match to get underway. Croc immediately runs towards Wolverine, and levels him with a clothesline. [B.J.] "Right from the off-set, Death Croc wants to set the pace, and take away the title." Climbing to the second rope, Croc positions himself over his opponent, and drops down on to WOlverines back with a double axe handle blow. Wolverine again hits the deck, and Croc starts pummeling him with stamps to the back of the head. Wolverine grabs the ropes, and the referee steps in to push Death Croc back. Wolverine grips the ropes tightly, and gets to his feet. The referee allows the match to continue, and again Croc goes for the clothes- line, but Wolveine ducks out of the way, and Croc goes back-first into the corner. Wolverine,now, with an irish whip, whips Croc into the opposite corner and follows through with a body check. Wolverine steps back, and connects a drop kick to Crocs chest, and Croc slumps to the floor. Wolverine, pummeling his opponent now, has the upper hand. The ref again has to step in to stop any serious damage from being done. Death Croc rises from his position on the mat, and the referee allows the match to continue. Wolverine grabs Death Croc by the arm and whips him into the ropes, where Croc rebounds, and Wolverine connects again with a drop kick, this time sending Croc reeling across the ring ropes. Croc ducks under the bottom rope to regain his senses, and the referee starts a count on him. Death Croc comes back into the ring at the count of 6. Wolverine moves in and the two men lock it up. Croc, the larger of the two men, shoves Wolverine to the turnbuckles, and stand there laughing at him. Again they lock up, and again Wolverine gets shoved. Wolverine moves in for another attempt, but Croc lands a hard left fist on the side of his head. Wolverine spins around and makes it to the ropes, where Death Croc applies a choke hold, and the ref starts a standing count. Croc breaks at 3, and whips Wolverine into the far ropes, rebounds off the near ropes, and collides with Wolverine with a shoulder block in the centre of the ring. Wolverine hits the deck, and Croc plants a heavy elbow on to the back of Wolverine. A shout of "Son of a bitch!" comes from Wolverine as he writhes in pain on the floor. Croc rolls Wolverine on to his back, and goes for the cover. 1 ..... ..... 2, but a two is all he gets, as Wolverine kicks out. Death Croc grabs a handful of hair, and drags Wolverine to his feet. Positioning himself behind his opponent, Death Croc puts on the patented 'Croc Bite' submission hold, and Wolverine goes back to the floor, face screwed up in agony. The referee asks for a submission, but doesn't get one, so Death Croc puts on more and more pressure, until, at last, the champion submits to the power of his opponent. [Ring Announcer] "Here is your winner, and NEW World Champion, Deeeeeaaaaath Crooooooooooc!!" Death Croc takes the belt from the ringside officials, and holds it aloft, for everyone to see. He is once again the World Champion. ******************** [Hacker] That makes it twice for Death Croc, now. He's been champion twice!! [B.J.] "Ya can't beat power like that, Hacker! Wait a moment ..... Death Croc has been attacked in the dressing room ..... Colossus has attacked the two-time World Champion in the dressing room!!" [Hacker] Colossus can beat Death Crocs power, Beej! [B.J.] "Shaddup Hacker. You're beginning to get on my nerves!" [Hacker] Hmmm ..... I have the result of the 10 man Battle Royal, which has just ended: Match #11: -=-=-=-=-= Order In: #1 - Mach One #2 - 'Bayou' Bob Jensen #3 - Arthur 'Nuke' Newcastle #4 - Buttcheeze Feldspar #5 - 'The Grim Reaper' Rick Kessler #6 - 'Slimy' Jim Jefferson #7 - Java #8 - The Coal Cracker #9 - 'Rocky' Mountain #10 - The Nittany Destroyer Order Out: Numbers 1 to 4 are in the ring, then Feldspar (#4) is sent out over the top rope. Numbers 2 and 3 fight on a while, giving Mach One a little time to regain some energy. Number 5 comes in and locks up with Mach One. The Grim Reaper is interrupted by the arrival of 'Slimy' Jim Jefferson. Jefferson comes in and distracts the Reaper, and takes his chance to eliminate Mach One, and sends him over the top. The Grim Reaper turns his attention to 'Bayou' Bob Jensen and starts to over power the man form the swamps. As the Reaper takes on Jensen, Jefferson clothes lines Nuke, and sends him out over the top rope. In comes Java (#7), who immediately goes for Jefferson, pummeling him with kicks. The Coal Cracker (#8) runs out of the dressing room and explodes into the ring where he attacks Java from behind, forcing Java to leave Jefferson. The Grim Reaper, seeing Jefferson free but on the ropes, clotheslines Jefferson and sends him over the top rope in a 360 degree motion. As Jefferson skulks back to the locker room, 'Rocky' Mountain makes his way to the ring. The Grim Reaper has seen the Rock, and stands in the centre of the ring waiting for him. Rocky enters the ring, and the Reaper sends a series of kicks to the rib area of Rocky, but they don't register. Mountain raises his arm in the air, and sends the Reaper crashing to the canvas with a massive clothesline. Mountain forces the Reaper off the canvas and lifts him with ease. Mountain carries, YES I SAID CARRIES, the Reaper to the far ropes, and drops him over the side. The Reaper falls to the concrete floor and is elim- inated. Sceonds later, Java sends 'Bayou' Bob Jensen out to the floor. And in comes the last entrant, The Nittany Destroyer (#10). Java turns his attention to The Coal Cracker, who pummeled him earlier on in the match. Java whips him to the opposite ropes, and executes a back body drop, sending the Cracker out and to the floor. Meanwhile, The Nittany Destroyer and Rocky Mountain are going at it in the centre of the ring. Java interrupts their little brawl by drop kicking Mountain out of the way. The Coal Cracker looks as Mountain just takes a step back and then grab the surprised Java by the throat. Mountain slams Java to the canvas, and then lifts him into a gorilla press. Mountain walks over to the ropes and deposits Java into the laps of the crowd here in the stadium. Down to the last two entrants in this Battle Royal, and it's the Cracker who decides to take control, but again Mountain doesn't flinch. The Coal Cracker tries to power the big man by using a shoulder block, but that, too, doesn't seem to phaze the big guy. Mountain, tired of the futile attempts to rock him, whips the Cracker to the far ropes, and clotheslines him on the rebound. Grab- bing a handful of hair, Mountain forces the Cracker from the canvas, and hoists him on to his shoulder. A running powerslam is executed, and the Cracker lets out a shout of "Jesus!" as he comes to the canvas with a tremendous thud. Mountain forces the Cracker off the canvas once more, and executes a vertical suplex sending the Crackers body on to the top rope. The Cracker is balancing on the top with his legs inside and his head and shoulders outside the ring. Mountain just lifts the Crackers legs up and the Cracker goes over, deeming 'Rocky' Mountain the winner of the match. 2 points for the big man, and he becomes the #1 contender for the All-Comers Championship title. ****************** [Hacker] A very convincing win for the big man, 'Rocky' Mountain, there, as we draw this event to a close. I'm Jim Hacker, along with B.J. James, and we'll see you next week on Friday Ferocity. Until then, it's goodbye!!! ******************************************************************************* GRAPPLE WARS, M.B.W.F., and all the characters within the broadcast are all copyrighted trademarks of M.B.W.F. Holdings, 1993. JWH/tck/rela -- James W. 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