ARENA: Battle of the Bores! From: bonder@netcom.com (Bruce W. Onder) Date: Tue, 12 Oct 1993 23:07:59 +0000 Well, this one seemed completely silly, so I thought I'd post it. Bezold's never won a match with his fists. Lucky for him, his opponent apparently entered the ring with a Mack Truck strapped across his back... ********** cut here ********** From arena@sun-dimas.aero.org Tue Oct 12 15:45:58 1993 Date: Tue, 12 Oct 93 14:06:34 PDT From: The Arena <arena@sun-dimas.aero.org> Battle Challenge! Baldar the Bold versus Bezold II. VANCE: Good day! I'm Vance Lance, saying hello and welcome to the Arena, where we have a exciting schedule of fights. Our two exciting contestants are just entering the Arena. Our first contestant this afternoon will be Baldar the Bold. Baldar the Bold is a fleet looking young man. Baldar the Bold is dressed in soft leather bezainted and is carrying a large shield. He is waving a longsword. I spoke with Baldar the Bold before the fights and I learned that Baldar the Bold describes himself as "A fair-skinned, very muscular, but quick man" That certainly seems accurate to me. His foe today will be Bezold II. He's a very blase combatant. Bezold II is clad in hard leather and is carrying a small shield. He is brandishing a halberd. It says on my card that Bezold II describes himself as "Little dude with an attitude... and the magical halberd of DOOM" I can't disagree with that. Now let me introduce my color commentator, Dirk 'True Grit' White. DIRK: Hello. VANCE: A infrequent outburst from Dirk. And they're off! Round 1. Metal reverberates as the two combatants duel. Baldar the Bold moves forward to swing. Baldar the Bold performs a courageous underhand hit! Baldar the Bold's longsword delivers an inconsequential smash to Bezold II's right leg. Baldar the Bold and Bezold II trade hits. Bezold II pounds his weapon on the Arena floor and catches his breath. Baldar the Bold appears to be toting too much. Baldar the Bold makes a daring overhand cut! Bezold II's weapon is shattered! Baldar the Bold boasts: "Die, you scum-sucking pie-dog!" Baldar the Bold connects with his longsword. It's an inconsequential attack to Bezold II's head. Bezold II strikes at Baldar the Bold. Baldar the Bold gracefully leans aside. Baldar the Bold is fast wearing down. Bezold II executes an audacious riposte gash! Baldar the Bold is exhausted. Bezold II's fist delivers an inconsequential gash to Baldar the Bold's torso. Baldar the Bold is faltering under his load. Baldar the Bold is too fatigued to attack. Baldar the Bold is fast becoming weary. Bezold II swings at Baldar the Bold. Bezold II connects with his fist. It's an insignificant strike to the weapon arm. Baldar the Bold is faltering under his load. Baldar the Bold is ill with exhaustion. Baldar the Bold is so tired, he can hardly see. Bezold II executes an audacious downward thump! Bezold II's fist applies an insignificant attack to Baldar the Bold's chest. Baldar the Bold is too fatigued to attack. Round 2. Bezold II executes a brash slashing slice! Incredibly, Baldar the Bold ducks the stroke. Baldar the Bold appears to be carrying too much. Baldar the Bold is stumbling under his load. Bezold II prepares to attack. Bezold II executes a reckless downward bash! Baldar the Bold is so worn out, he cannot duck the hit. Bezold II brings down a slight cut to Baldar the Bold's weapon arm. Baldar the Bold looks to be bearing too much. Bezold II is so worn out, he can hardly see. Baldar the Bold is rapidly wearing out. Bezold II is ill with tiredness. Baldar the Bold seems to be toting too much. Nothing is happening, and the watchers are restless. A grizzled veteran shouts: "I'm glad your mother's not here to see this, Bezold II!" Bezold II is so short-winded, he can scarcely see. Baldar the Bold is too short-winded to attack. Round 3. Baldar the Bold is tripping under his load. Bezold II executes a brash riposte hit! Baldar the Bold is spent. Bezold II connects. It's an unimpressive thump to Baldar the Bold's head. Baldar the Bold is swooning with tiredness. Bezold II appears anxious and does nothing. Baldar the Bold is quickly becoming weary. Bezold II shakes his weapon. Baldar the Bold is struggling under his load. Bezold II pounds his weapon on the Arena floor. Baldar the Bold tries to recover his speed. Baldar the Bold is quickly becoming weary. The watchers don't like cowardly fighters. Bezold II performs a bold whirling hit! Bezold II lands a minor hit to the chest. Bezold II brags: "I hope you prayed recently..." Baldar the Bold appears to be toting too much. Baldar the Bold is quickly fatiguing. Bezold II executes a daring riposte slice! Baldar the Bold makes no attempt to dodge the bash. Bezold II's fist lands an unimpressive slash to the shield arm. Baldar the Bold is so tired, he can barely hold his weapon. Round 4. Bezold II paces slowly back and forth. Baldar the Bold appears to be carrying too much. Bezold II hammers his weapon on the Arena floor. Bezold II whirls his weapon over his head. Bezold II makes his move. Bezold II performs a confident whirling slice! Baldar the Bold is too out-of-breath to dodge the smash. Bezold II lands an insignificant smash to the buttocks. Baldar the Bold is too weary to attack. Bezold II circles guardedly forward. Baldar the Bold is so weary, he can hardly walk. Baldar the Bold is speedily tiring. Baldar the Bold tries to recoup his quickness. Baldar the Bold seems to be carrying too much. Baldar the Bold is speedily becoming weary. Baldar the Bold is so out-of-breath, he can barely hold his weapon. Baldar the Bold is staggering under his load. Bezold II tries to conserve his energy. The fans hiss. Bezold II is so short-winded, he can barely move. Baldar the Bold looks to be bearing too much. Round 5. Bezold II looks for a possibility to hit. Baldar the Bold is tripping under his load. Bezold II gets ready to swing. Bezold II performs a daring spinning gash! Baldar the Bold makes no attempt to duck the gash. Bezold II's fist renders a trivial attack to Baldar the Bold's shield arm. Baldar the Bold falls! Bezold II has won the battle! The judges award a 5 gold piece prize to Bezold II. VANCE: And that completes our battle of the day! It was a clean contest. I hope you found it more intriguing than I did. I think that about sums it up. Would you like to add anything, Dirk? DIRK: No. VANCE: Dirk, your sagacity never fails to astound. That's all for right now. Good night, and keep your sword edge bright! Character Report Name: Bezold II STR: 4 SPE: 2 STA: 3 CON: 3 AGI: 1 Extra Points: 1 Record: 22-14 Gold: 111. Armor: hard leather Shield: small shield Weapon: halberd Backup: fist Inventory halberd small shield hard leather Strategy Chart: 1: Barbarian 8 4 2: Wasp 7 4 3: Parry 5 8 4: Neutral 5 7 5: Neutral 5 7 6: Neutral 3 8 7: Neutral 3 8 8: Barbarian 9 4 9: Wasp 8 4 10: Barbarian 9 2 WOUNDED : Barbarian 9 9 CRITICAL : Turtle 3 9 O-EXHAUSTED: Barbarian 9 3 O-WOUNDED : Wasp 7 5 O-CRITICAL : Elephant 9 0 WINDED : Neutral 4 7 Insults: 1. I think you checked your TALENT at the door! 2. Accept that as a token of my greatness! 3. You're gonna fall, big man! 4. Get thee to a nunnery! 5. Your mother put up more of a fight than this! 6. Stop touching yourself and FIGHT! 7. Please, give me an opponent, not a whipping BOY! 8. What stinks here? Oh, it's your ABILITY! 9. Stop whimpering, you snot-nosed puke! 10. I hope you prayed recently... Suggested Opponents: 1. Aggro (23-38) 2. Ragnaroek (24-32) 3. Lyam (24-28) 4. Kaba Asara (24-6) 5. Moonchild (25-17) 6. Feldspar (25-14) 7. Tulsa Doom (27-25) 8. Dirty Harry (27-15) 9. Loki (28-8) 10. Bullwinkle (29-49) **** ARENA News Telegraph (Tue Oct 12 13:29:08 1993) **** "All the news that fits, we print!" Headline Story IMPORTANT NEWS * No major bug reports so far in Tournament Arena. The Arena is processing about 250 fights per turn. * Current (10/12) leader: Ziggy, with a sparkling (49-7) record. * It's possible that I will award additional prizes at the end of the tournament time period: Best Insults, etc. Send your suggestions for additional awards to srt@sun-dimas.aero.org. Society Page Plonker (<Michael_Kean.orlando_spg@xerox.com>) joins the arena. Wibble retires with a 0-2 record. Sports Page * Ziggy (50-7) humiliated Yosemite Sam (46-18) in 3 rounds. Ziggy wore cuir-bouilli. At his side he carried a mace and he used a longsword. * Mighty Mouse (52-9) was subdued by Yosemite Sam (47-18) in 4 rounds. Yosemite Sam had a muscular defense, and had a balanced offense. * Amakusa (61-72) was defeated by Ilmarinen (55-19) in 1 round. Ilmarinen wore metal jazeraint and also a large shield. He used a longsword. * Rabbit (59-12) triumphed over Ilmarinen (55-20) in 2 rounds. Rabbit showed sufficient power, and preserved his vigor well. * Hanzo (56-50) was subdued by Ilmarinen (56-20) in 3 rounds. It was a brief duel, but furious. * Bambi (29-8) was humiliated by S-fellow (26-36) in 3 rounds. It was a very badly fought battle, and violent. * Crunch All You Want (29-13) was defeated by S-young man (27-36) in 3 rounds. S-man got in his portion of blows. * Blade (28-11) vanquished S-fellow (27-37) in 2 rounds. Blade had a brawny defense, but needs to get some enhanced armor. * Krypton (28-14) crushed S-combatant (27-38) in 2 rounds. Krypton wore cuir-bouilli bezainted. At his side he carried a longsword and he used a mace. * Taranis (29-21) was defeated by S-combatant (28-38) in 2 rounds. S-man wore hard leather. He used a longsword. * Thugo (29-34) was vanquished by S-fighter (29-38) in 3 rounds. S-man had a balanced offense, and was fun to watch. * Blade (28-12) was beaten by Ynit (24-17) in 4 rounds. It was a very badly fought battle. * Krypton (29-14) triumphed over Ynit (24-18) in 1 round. Krypton showed satisfactory power. * Grisme Hasme (26-18) was vanquished by Ynit (25-18) in 4 rounds. It was a nicely-paced duel, and ferociously contested. * Ynit (26-18) defeated Dirty Harry (25-14) in 2 rounds. It was a satisfactorily-paced battle. * Thugo (29-35) was vanquished by Ynit (27-18) in 2 rounds. It was a short fight. * Ynit (28-18) vanquished Bullwinkle (27-45) in 4 rounds. * S-combatant (30-38) triumphed over Loki (21-8) in 3 rounds. S-man got in his share of cuts, but was dreary to watch. * BloodLust (24-28) was beaten by Loki (22-8) in 2 rounds. * Lyam (23-28) was beaten by Loki (23-8) in 2 rounds. Loki wore cuir-bouilli and also a small shield. At his side he carried a stilleto and he used a longsword. * Loki (24-8) conquered Aggro (23-36) in 2 rounds. Loki got in his share of blows, and showed vicious abilities. * Grisme Hasme (27-18) triumphed over The Brittle One (23-152) in 3 rounds. Grisme Hasme wore cuir-bouilli and also a large shield. He used a mace. * Dirty Harry (26-14) triumphed over The Brittle One (23-153) in 3 rounds. Dirty Harry showed acceptable quickness, but used special tactics very poorly. * Moonchild (25-15) was humiliated by The Brittle One (24-153) in 4 rounds. It was a well-paced contest, but short. * Feldspar (25-13) vanquished The Brittle One (24-154) in 2 rounds. It was a satisfactorily-paced battle. * The Brittle One (25-154) humiliated BloodLust (24-29) in 4 rounds. The Brittle One wore soft leather and also a small shield. He used a longsword. * Blade (28-13) was subdued by Tulsa Doom (24-21) in 1 round. Tulsa Doom wore cuir-bouilli jazeraint. He used a lucerne hammer. * Krypton (30-14) humiliated Tulsa Doom (24-22) in 2 rounds. Krypton was delightful to watch. * Bullwinkle (28-45) defeated Tulsa Doom (24-23) in 3 rounds. Bullwinkle had a balanced offense, and had a balanced offense. * Grisme Hasme (28-18) conquered Tulsa Doom (24-24) in 2 rounds. * Dirty Harry (27-14) triumphed over Tulsa Doom (24-25) in 3 rounds. It was a hotly contested contest. * Moonchild (25-16) was beaten by Tulsa Doom (25-25) in 3 rounds. Tulsa Doom wore cuir-bouilli jazeraint. He used a lucerne hammer. * S-fighter (30-39) was humiliated by Tulsa Doom (26-25) in 3 rounds. Tulsa Doom got in his share of blows, and used superior maneuvers. * Ynit (28-19) was subdued by Tulsa Doom (27-25) in 2 rounds. Tulsa Doom had a balanced offense, but could not keep up with Ynit. * Rocky (35-94) was vanquished by Grisme Hasme (29-18) in 1 round. Grisme Hasme wore cuir-bouilli and also a large shield. He used a mace. * Spartacus (30-68) was beaten by Grisme Hasme (30-18) in 2 rounds. Grisme Hasme wore cuir-bouilli and also a large shield. He used a mace. * Ziggy (51-7) defeated Zangora the Amazon (43-22) in 5 rounds. It kept my attention. * Skippy (49-33) was crushed by Bubbles the Wonder-Rat (45-26) in 4 rounds. Bubbles the Wonder-Rat had a balanced offense. * Slob (47-37) was beaten by Bubbles the Wonder-Rat (46-26) in 1 round. It was a terribly badly fought fight, but surgical. * Rocky (36-94) humiliated Mammoth (32-44) in 3 rounds. It was a brisk duel, but gory. * William Gates (39-15) defeated Kammi Kazee (35-28) in 2 rounds. It was a hotly contested bout. * Sir Tan (48-34) was beaten by Kammi Kazee (36-28) in 3 rounds. * Kammi Kazee (37-28) defeated Rocky (36-95) in 3 rounds. * Amakusa (61-73) was humiliated by Spartan (61-38) in 2 rounds. It was a bloody match, and terribly badly fought. * Mirage (43-9) crushed Zark Vo Dulcan (36-24) in 2 rounds. * Ziggy (52-7) humiliated Zark Vo Dulcan (36-25) in 3 rounds. Ziggy wore cuir-bouilli. At his side he carried a mace and he used a longsword. * Trashmaster (43-9) conquered Zark Vo Dulcan (36-26) in 3 rounds. It kept my attention. * Ziggy (53-7) vanquished Ace Ballcrusher (33-17) in 2 rounds. It was a poorly fought battle. * Mirage (43-10) was beaten by Ace Ballcrusher (34-17) in 1 round. Ace Ballcrusher did superb damage. * Trashmaster (44-9) vanquished Ace Ballcrusher (34-18) in 3 rounds. It was a short duel. * Ziggy (54-7) conquered Skippy (49-34) in 4 rounds. Ziggy showed great vigor, and had a balanced defense. * Ilmarinen (57-20) defeated Skippy (49-35) in 2 rounds. Ilmarinen wore metal jazeraint and also a large shield. He used a longsword. * Hanzo (56-51) was vanquished by Skippy (50-35) in 2 rounds. Skippy got in many hits, but did almost no damage. * S-combatant (31-39) vanquished Ragnaroek (20-27) in 2 rounds. S-man wore hard leather. He used a longsword. * BloodLust (24-30) was vanquished by Ragnaroek (21-27) in 3 rounds. It was a short contest, but nicely-paced. * Ynit (29-19) humiliated Ragnaroek (21-28) in 6 rounds. It was a nicely-paced battle. * Lyam (24-28) beat Ragnaroek (21-29) in 2 rounds. He used a 2-handed sword. * Aggro (23-37) was humiliated by Ragnaroek (22-29) in 3 rounds. It was a very badly fought battle. * The Brittle One (26-154) beat Ragnaroek (22-30) in 2 rounds. The Brittle One showed great power. * Loki (25-8) humiliated Ragnaroek (22-31) in 1 round. It was an exceptionally well fought fight, but murderous. * Lt. Worf (32-12) was crushed by Thugo (30-35) in 3 rounds. It was a nicely-paced duel, but murderous. * Mammoth (32-45) was crushed by Thugo (31-35) in 3 rounds. * Psychic Warrior (32-39) crushed Thugo (31-36) in 2 rounds. Psychic Warrior used excellent judgement. * Bambi (30-8) vanquished Bullwinkle (28-46) in 4 rounds. Bambi used excellent strategy. * Blade (29-13) vanquished Bullwinkle (28-47) in 2 rounds. Blade wore cuir-bouilli. He used a mace. * Lt. Worf (33-12) crushed Bullwinkle (28-48) in 6 rounds. Lt. Worf made excellent use of special tactics, and got in a lot of strikes. * Trashmaster (45-9) vanquished Bullwinkle (28-49) in 4 rounds. It was a gory contest, but brief. * Trashmaster (46-9) beat Rocky (36-96) in 2 rounds. Trashmaster wore cuir-bouilli bezainted and also a small shield. He used a longsword. * Mirage (44-10) humiliated Rocky (36-97) in 2 rounds. Mirage wore cuir-bouilli bezainted. At his side he carried a mace and he used a 2-handed sword. * Mighty Mouse (53-9) humiliated Rocky (36-98) in 2 rounds. Mighty Mouse wore medium cloth. He used a mace. * Feldspar (25-14) was humiliated by BloodLust (25-30) in 3 rounds. It was a poorly fought contest, and violent. * BloodLust (26-30) conquered Moonchild (25-17) in 1 round. BloodLust wore hard leather and also a small shield. He used a bastard sword. * Dirty Harry (27-15) was humiliated by BloodLust (27-30) in 3 rounds. * Grisme Hasme (30-19) was beaten by BloodLust (28-30) in 2 rounds. * S-fighter (32-39) vanquished BloodLust (28-31) in 6 rounds. S-man showed extremely effective abilities, and showed awesome abilities. * Thugo (31-37) was crushed by BloodLust (29-31) in 2 rounds. It was a ferociously contested contest. * Thugo (32-37) beat Krypton (30-15) in 2 rounds. It was a furious contest. * Krypton (31-15) vanquished Spartacus (30-69) in 1 round. * Ziggy (54-8) was humiliated by Blob (46-20) in 3 rounds. Blob mastered on offense. * Sir Tan (48-35) was subdued by Blob (47-20) in 3 rounds. Blob got in his portion of strikes. * Hanzo (56-52) was subdued by Ozzymodo (53-46) in 4 rounds. It was a fast moving duel, and a good length. * Amakusa (62-73) beat Ozzymodo (53-47) in 1 round. Amakusa conserved his vigor satisfactorily, and showed decent vigor. * Ilmarinen (58-20) beat Ozzymodo (53-48) in 4 rounds. Ilmarinen wore metal jazeraint and also a large shield. He used a longsword. * Spartan (62-38) humiliated Ozzymodo (53-49) in 5 rounds. * Bubbles the Wonder-Rat (46-27) was humiliated by Herr Les (46-36) in 2 rounds. * Hanzo (57-52) beat Herr Les (46-37) in 2 rounds. Hanzo dominated on offense, but failed to show any flair with his weapon. * Ozzymodo (54-49) conquered Herr Les (46-38) in 4 rounds. Ozzymodo wore woven cord and also a small shield. He used a longsword. * Amakusa (62-74) was subdued by Herr Les (47-38) in 3 rounds. Herr Les wore padded and also a small shield. At his side he carried a dirk and he used a mace. * William Gates (39-16) was beaten by Psychic Warrior (33-39) in 4 rounds. Psychic Warrior used fine tactics. * Corondon (35-11) triumphed over Psychic Warrior (33-40) in 4 rounds. * Ziggy (54-9) was crushed by Psychic Warrior (34-40) in 5 rounds. Psychic Warrior wore cuir-bouilli. He used a bastard sword. * Psychic Warrior (35-40) defeated Muluth the Slash (34-21) in 1 round. Psychic Warrior wore cuir-bouilli. He used a bastard sword. * Ynit (30-19) crushed Captain Napalm (20-30) in 5 rounds. Ynit wore padded. He used a longsword. * The Brittle One (27-154) vanquished Captain Napalm (20-31) in 3 rounds. It was a terribly badly fought match. * Loki (26-8) humiliated Captain Napalm (20-32) in 2 rounds. * Ragnaroek (23-31) defeated Captain Napalm (20-33) in 2 rounds. Ragnaroek wore cuir-bouilli jazeraint. He used a guisarme. * Ziggy (55-9) humiliated Kilroy (48-16) in 3 rounds. Ziggy wore cuir-bouilli. At his side he carried a mace and he used a longsword. * Spartan (63-38) conquered Hanzo (57-53) in 3 rounds. Spartan used his vigor satisfactorily, and had a brawny defense. * Rabbit (60-12) defeated Hanzo (57-54) in 1 round. It was a murderous bout. * Sir Tan (49-35) conquered Slob (47-38) in 2 rounds. Sir Tan utilized his stamina nicely, but failed to show any wizardry with his weapon. * Hanzo (58-54) beat Slob (47-39) in 3 rounds. He used a longsword. * Amakusa (62-75) was vanquished by Slob (48-39) in 3 rounds. Slob wore cuir-bouilli. He used a longsword. * The Brittle One (28-154) vanquished Baldar the Bold (16-51) in 3 rounds. It was a ferociously contested duel, but poorly fought. * Loki (27-8) triumphed over Baldar the Bold (16-52) in 2 rounds. Loki mastered on offense. * KILL ME! (21-11) was beaten by Baldar the Bold (17-52) in 4 rounds. It was a violent match, but short. * Bezold II (22-14) beat Baldar the Bold (17-53) in 5 rounds. Bezold II wore hard leather and also a small shield. He used a fist. * Kaba Asara (21-6) triumphed over Baldar the Bold (17-54) in 2 rounds. Kaba Asara wore cuir-bouilli and also a large shield. He used a mace. * Captain Napalm (21-33) crushed Baldar the Bold (17-55) in 5 rounds. * Ragnaroek (24-31) beat Baldar the Bold (17-56) in 1 round. Ragnaroek wore cuir-bouilli jazeraint. He used a guisarme. * GLOBIN (19-9) crushed Baldar the Bold (17-57) in 6 rounds. GLOBIN preserved his quickness satisfactorily. * Mojo (18-4) conquered Baldar the Bold (17-58) in 4 rounds. Mojo got in numerous blows. * Wile E. Coyote (18-22) defeated Baldar the Bold (17-59) in 4 rounds. Wile E. Coyote wore soft leather ring and also a large shield. He used a trident. * Spartan (64-38) defeated Sir Tan (49-36) in 3 rounds. Spartan showed incredible abilities. * Hanzo (59-54) defeated Sir Tan (49-37) in 2 rounds. Hanzo landed some incredible cuts, but defended very badly. * Ozzymodo (54-50) was humiliated by Sir Tan (50-37) in 2 rounds. Sir Tan wore cuir-bouilli jazeraint and also a small shield. At his side he carried a main gauche and he used a mace. * Amakusa (63-75) humiliated Sir Tan (50-38) in 3 rounds. Amakusa wore cuir-bouilli and also a small shield. He used a 2-handed sword. * Hanzo (60-54) vanquished ToeJam (47-14) in 4 rounds. Hanzo was fascinating to watch, but used special tactics very poorly. * Amakusa (63-76) was crushed by ToeJam (48-14) in 6 rounds. ToeJam had a strong defense, and showed incredible abilities. * Spartan (65-38) beat ToeJam (48-15) in 1 round. Spartan got in frequent cuts, and dominated on offense. * Amakusa (64-76) beat Rabbit (60-13) in 1 round. It was a action-packed duel, but short. * Spartan (66-38) defeated Rabbit (60-14) in 1 round. Spartan wore bone brigandine. He used a 2-handed sword. * Aggro (23-38) was crushed by Kaba Asara (22-6) in 2 rounds. Kaba Asara wore cuir-bouilli and also a large shield. He used a mace. * The Brittle One (28-155) was subdued by Kaba Asara (23-6) in 2 rounds. Kaba Asara did fine damage, but needs to get some better armor. * Kaba Asara (24-6) triumphed over Knight-of-Ni (14-41) in 4 rounds. Kaba Asara wore cuir-bouilli and also a large shield. He used a mace. * Wile E. Coyote (19-22) vanquished Kronos (11-27) in 3 rounds. Wile E. Coyote dominated on offense, and showed great speed. * Knight-of-Ni (15-41) humiliated Kronos (11-28) in 2 rounds. It was a surgical bout, but brief. * Grizzle (39-17) beat Og the Rotting (33-52) in 2 rounds. Grizzle wore cuir-bouilli. He used a bec-de-corbin. * Trashmaster (47-9) triumphed over Og the Rotting (33-53) in 2 rounds. It kept my attention, but very badly fought. * Diomedes (39-26) conquered Og the Rotting (33-54) in 2 rounds. Diomedes wore cuir-bouilli bezainted. He used a epee. * The Brittle One (28-156) was vanquished by Ziplock (12-6) in 3 rounds. Ziplock wore medium cloth. He used a longsword. * Knight-of-Ni (15-42) was beaten by Ziplock (13-6) in 7 rounds. Ziplock wore medium cloth. He used a longsword. * Baldar the Bold (17-60) was vanquished by Ziplock (14-6) in 5 rounds. Ziplock showed incredible abilities. * Nisse (8-31) vanquished You Missed (1-2) in 4 rounds. It was a furious duel. You Missed (1-2) and Milquetoast (4-8) fought to a draw. It was a *very* even match. * Ginsu-2000 (3-15) was defeated by You Missed (2-2) in 3 rounds. You Missed wore medium cloth and also a small shield. He used a mace. * You Missed (3-2) defeated Flash (2-8) in 3 rounds. It was a satisfactorily-paced battle. * Psychic Warrior (35-41) was vanquished by Chilly Willie (31-9) in 3 rounds. Chilly Willie wore cuir-bouilli and also a small shield. He used a mace. * Lt. Worf (33-13) was defeated by Chilly Willie (32-9) in 5 rounds. Chilly Willie wore cuir-bouilli and also a small shield. He used a mace. * NiboR (34-15) vanquished Chilly Willie (32-10) in 5 rounds. NiboR had a balanced offense, but needs to get some enhanced armor. * Corondon (36-11) humiliated Chilly Willie (32-11) in 9 rounds. Corondon got in frequent hits. * Rocky (36-99) was defeated by Chilly Willie (33-11) in 6 rounds. Chilly Willie was fun to watch. * Grizzle (40-17) humiliated Chilly Willie (33-12) in 2 rounds. Grizzle husbanded his stamina well, but defended poorly. * William Gates (39-17) was crushed by Chilly Willie (34-12) in 2 rounds. Chilly Willie used superior strategy, and had a balanced offense. * It (12-6) humiliated Maso Chism (10-12) in 2 rounds. * Rawen Greenhawk (14-11) defeated Maso Chism (10-13) in 3 rounds. Rawen Greenhawk wore hard leather and also a large shield. He used a longsword. * Talonus (13-12) was defeated by Maso Chism (11-13) in 2 rounds. It was a violent duel. * Bragin (13-19) was defeated by Maso Chism (12-13) in 4 rounds. Maso Chism wore quilt ring and also a small shield. He used a longsword. * Baldar the Bold (17-61) was defeated by Zack! (11-0) in 3 rounds. Zack! got in many hits. * Knight-of-Ni (15-43) was vanquished by Zack! (12-0) in 2 rounds. Zack! showed satisfactory vigor, but did almost no damage. * Lt. Worf (34-13) beat KILL ME! (21-12) in 2 rounds. It was a short match, but well-paced. * S-combatant (33-39) crushed KILL ME! (21-13) in 2 rounds. It was a murderous battle. * The Brittle One (28-157) was humiliated by KILL ME! (22-13) in 3 rounds. It was a furious duel, but short. * Loki (28-8) conquered KILL ME! (22-14) in 1 round. Loki wore cuir-bouilli and also a small shield. At his side he carried a stilleto and he used a longsword. * Creight Lersing (31-30) beat Spartacus (30-70) in 2 rounds. Creight Lersing made superior use of special tactics. * Chilly Willie (34-13) was humiliated by Creight Lersing (32-30) in 1 round. Creight Lersing conserved his energy well. * Diomedes (40-26) crushed Creight Lersing (32-31) in 1 round. Diomedes had a brawny defense, but used special tactics very poorly. * Diomedes (41-26) crushed Muluth the Slash (34-22) in 1 round. Diomedes wore cuir-bouilli bezainted. He used a epee. * Gunga Din (39-30) conquered Muluth the Slash (34-23) in 1 round. Gunga Din showed unbelievable abilities, and made superb use of special tactics. * Grizzle (40-18) was humiliated by Muluth the Slash (35-23) in 2 rounds. Muluth the Slash was engrossing to watch, but was tedious to watch. * Mirage (44-11) was beaten by Muluth the Slash (36-23) in 2 rounds. * Nisse (9-31) beat Warty_2 (6-4) in 3 rounds. Nisse wore padded. He used a epee. * Zack! (13-0) beat Steamroller (9-11) in 3 rounds. Zack! wore hard leather and also a large shield. He used a mace. * Dedalus (10-7) was vanquished by Steamroller (10-11) in 2 rounds. Steamroller showed fair quickness, but needs to get some better armor. * Steamroller (11-11) triumphed over Guy with a Stick (10-21) in 7 rounds. Steamroller made superb use of special tactics. * The Brittle One (29-157) humiliated Rambowski (8-15) in 4 rounds. The Brittle One showed great quickness, and dominated on offense. * Firri (11-22) crushed Rambowski (8-16) in 4 rounds. Firri wore bone jazeraint. He used a cutlass. * Guy with a Stick (11-21) crushed Rambowski (8-17) in 3 rounds. * Steamroller (12-11) humiliated Rambowski (8-18) in 4 rounds. Steamroller was delightful to watch. * Ugly Man (9-8) conquered Rambowski (8-19) in 3 rounds. Ugly Man utilized his vigor nicely, and dominated on offense. * The Brittle One (30-157) humiliated Calis Fordwing (6-7) in 6 rounds. * Guy with a Stick (12-21) vanquished Calis Fordwing (6-8) in 8 rounds. He used a cudgel. * Hammer Harry (9-2) beat Calis Fordwing (6-9) in 6 rounds. Hammer Harry wore woven cord and also a small shield. He used a lucerne hammer. * Thorg the Destroyer (8-9) crushed Calis Fordwing (6-10) in 4 rounds. Thorg the Destroyer dominated on offense, and got in plenty of strikes. * Ugly Man (10-8) vanquished Calis Fordwing (6-11) in 5 rounds. Ugly Man wore medium cloth. He used a cudgel. * Warty_2 (7-4) defeated Calis Fordwing (6-12) in 3 rounds. Warty_2 had a balanced defense. * Bambi (31-8) defeated Ribose (30-40) in 2 rounds. Bambi husbanded his stamina well. * Gan (34-54) beat Bambi (31-9) in 2 rounds. * Rocky (36-100) was vanquished by Bambi (32-9) in 2 rounds. Bambi was fun to watch. * The Brittle One (31-157) vanquished Chek (9-4) in 4 rounds. The Brittle One preserved his speed well, but appeared to be stunned. * Knight-of-Ni (16-43) beat Chek (9-5) in 8 rounds. Knight-of-Ni used his energy well, but defended very badly. * Wile E. Coyote (19-23) was defeated by Chek (10-5) in 4 rounds. Chek mastered on offense. * Talonus (13-13) was beaten by Chek (11-5) in 4 rounds. Chek wore hard leather and also a large shield. He used a longsword. * Chek (12-5) humiliated Kronos (11-29) in 2 rounds. Chek wore hard leather and also a large shield. He used a longsword. * Ragnaroek (24-32) was humiliated by Sir Fox (15-3) in 3 rounds. It was a nicely-paced battle, but brief. * Captain Napalm (21-34) was subdued by Sir Fox (16-3) in 4 rounds. It was a short duel. * Wile E. Coyote (19-24) was subdued by Sir Fox (17-3) in 2 rounds. Sir Fox wore medium cloth. He used a longsword. * Sir Fox (18-3) triumphed over Baldar the Bold (17-62) in 3 rounds. * Knight-of-Ni (16-44) was vanquished by Roadrunner (14-0) in 1 round. Roadrunner utilized his stamina nicely, and got in many cuts. * Baldar the Bold (17-63) was defeated by Roadrunner (15-0) in 1 round. He used a longsword. * Wile E. Coyote (19-25) was humiliated by Roadrunner (16-0) in 2 rounds. It was a poorly fought battle, but a good length. * Captain Napalm (21-35) was beaten by Roadrunner (17-0) in 3 rounds. He used a longsword. * The Brittle One (31-158) was beaten by Roadrunner (18-0) in 1 round. He used a longsword. * Bullwinkle (29-49) crushed Roadrunner (18-1) in 3 rounds. Bullwinkle made fine use of the parry. * Spartacus (30-71) was vanquished by Roadrunner (19-1) in 2 rounds. He used a longsword. * Ugly Man (11-8) defeated Hammer Harry (9-3) in 2 rounds. Ugly Man wore medium cloth. He used a cudgel. * Steamroller (13-11) vanquished Hammer Harry (9-4) in 4 rounds. Steamroller mastered on offense, and mastered on offense. * Guy with a Stick (12-22) was beaten by Hammer Harry (10-4) in 3 rounds. * Firri (11-23) was humiliated by Hammer Harry (11-4) in 4 rounds. It was a very badly fought match. * The Brittle One (32-158) humiliated Hammer Harry (11-5) in 4 rounds. The Brittle One was entertaining to watch. * Trantor (6-0) vanquished Ginsu-2000 (3-16) in 1 round. Trantor wore hard leather. He used a 2-handed sword. * Marvin (5-2) was humiliated by Ginsu-2000 (4-16) in 1 round. Ginsu-2000 showed great speed. * Vader (7-1) triumphed over Ginsu-2000 (4-17) in 1 round. Vader husbanded his stamina nicely. * Piya (7-2) defeated Ginsu-2000 (4-18) in 4 rounds. Piya made exceptional use of special tactics. * Captain Cave (6-3) was subdued by Ginsu-2000 (5-18) in 3 rounds. Ginsu-2000 wore medium cloth. He used a stilleto. * Barek the Foolhardy (7-2) crushed Ginsu-2000 (5-19) in 2 rounds. It was a eagerly contested bout. * Warty_2 (8-4) humiliated Ginsu-2000 (5-20) in 2 rounds. Warty_2 made superb use of special tactics. * Calis Fordwing (7-12) humiliated Ginsu-2000 (5-21) in 5 rounds. Calis Fordwing made exceptional use of special tactics. * Mighty Warrior (7-9) triumphed over Ginsu-2000 (5-22) in 4 rounds. He used a longsword. * Ugly Man (12-8) conquered Firri (11-24) in 2 rounds. Ugly Man got in multiple blows. * Chek (13-5) vanquished Ugly Man (12-9) in 2 rounds. It was a gory bout. * Steamroller (14-11) humiliated Ugly Man (12-10) in 3 rounds. Steamroller got in his quota of blows, but looked stunned. * Rambowski (9-19) triumphed over Captain Cave (6-4) in 7 rounds. Rambowski had a muscular defense. * Nisse (9-32) was defeated by Captain Cave (7-4) in 2 rounds. It was a brief bout. * Guy with a Stick (12-23) was vanquished by Captain Cave (8-4) in 5 rounds. Captain Cave had a balanced offense, and made superb use of special tactics. * Kronos (11-30) was subdued by Marvin (6-2) in 1 round. Marvin used fine strategy. * Mighty Warrior (7-10) was vanquished by Marvin (7-2) in 2 rounds. Marvin had a balanced offense. * Firri (12-24) triumphed over Marvin (7-3) in 2 rounds. Firri made good use of special tactics, and utilized his speed nicely. * Nisse (9-33) was crushed by Marvin (8-3) in 2 rounds. * Ox Y. Moron (1-2) crushed WARTY (0-14) in 9 rounds. It was a dawdling battle, and violent. * You Missed (4-2) beat Erwin (0-1) in 7 rounds. You Missed got in his portion of cuts. * Little Henry (2-2) vanquished Erwin (0-2) in 3 rounds. It was a very badly fought battle, but well-paced. * Jesus (2-5) defeated Erwin (0-3) in 3 rounds. He used a cudgel. * Erwin (1-3) vanquished Butthead (0-1) in 4 rounds. Erwin wore heavy cloth. He used a pick. * Guy with a Sword (3-1) triumphed over Chaos Marauder (0-1) in 3 rounds. He used a bastard sword. * Pfloyd (2-3) was subdued by Chaos Marauder (1-1) in 2 rounds. It was a well-paced battle, but short. * Flash (2-9) was subdued by Chaos Marauder (2-1) in 3 rounds. Chaos Marauder dominated on offense. * You Missed (5-2) triumphed over Chaos Marauder (2-2) in 4 rounds. You Missed wore medium cloth and also a small shield. He used a mace. * Little Henry (3-2) vanquished Chaos Marauder (2-3) in 2 rounds. Little Henry wore cuir-bouilli. He used a backsword. * Chaos Marauder (3-3) crushed Jesus (2-6) in 4 rounds. Chaos Marauder wore soft leather ring. He used a battle axe. Top Gladiators with 60+ Wins 1. Rabbit (60-14) ( 81.08%) <js138@cus.cam.ac.uk> 2. Spartan (66-38) ( 63.46%) <kesler@pollux.cs.uga.edu> 3. Hanzo (60-54) ( 52.63%) <wharis@remus.rutgers.edu> Top Gladiators with 50+ Wins 1. Ziggy (55-9) ( 85.94%) <Sigurd.Thunem@idt.unit.no> 2. Mighty Mouse (53-9) ( 85.48%) <brian@majiq.com> 3. Ilmarinen (58-20) ( 74.36%) <cspeni@uta.fi> Top Gladiators with 40+ Wins 1. Trashmaster (47-9) ( 83.93%) <Sigurd.Thunem@idt.unit.no> 2. ToeJam (48-15) ( 76.19%) <ozz@majiq.com> 3. Kilroy (48-16) ( 75.00%) <sparky@majiq.com> Top Gladiators with 30+ Wins 1. Corondon (36-11) ( 76.60%) <s903080@minyos.xx.rmit.OZ.AU> 2. William Gates (39-17) ( 69.64%) <justinb@lehman.com> 3. Bambi (32-9) ( 78.05%) <octopus!sjim@compass-da.com> Top Gladiators with 20+ Wins 1. Loki (28-8) ( 77.78%) <lee> 2. Crunch All You Want (29-13) ( 69.05%) <zamick@paul.rutgers.edu> 3. Blade (29-13) ( 69.05%) <mcarmel@cymbal.aix.calpoly.edu> Top Gladiators with 10+ Wins 1. Roadrunner (19-1) ( 95.00%) <js138@cus.cam.ac.uk> 2. Sir Fox (18-3) ( 85.71%) <wharis@remus.rutgers.edu> 3. Mojo (18-4) ( 81.82%) <PSHS430@utxvm.cc.utexas.edu> Top Gladiators with 0+ Wins 1. Reginald (9-2) ( 81.82%) <conley%lead.engin.umich.edu@srvr4.engin.umich.edu> 2. Nailheart (8-2) ( 80.00%) <murphr@rpi.edu> 3. Vader (7-1) ( 87.50%) <trolli@med.uni-kiel.d400.de> -- Bruce W. Onder |"We're in a road movie to Berlin bonder@netcom.com |can't drive out the way we drove in." -- TMBG Referenced By Up