BSE: Some Old Transhole News from the WSP From: kerry@freeside.fc.net (Kerry Harrison) Date: Tue, 14 Jun 1994 20:16:37 +0000 Stardate 193, week 45 WaSP reporter WAXWORKS ALIPPON GOES RABID!?! IND Alippon Governor demands the return of her inslaved colonist from the SLD and FGZ races. A AFT colony governor is held responsable for transporting and inchaining the human Alipponians. Former AFT colony Moria changed hands to the QSN stalling Alippon ability to seek compensation. SSL sells interstate colony to FGZ?! SSL sells colony to FGZ inraging SAM leadership in the interstate. PGJ nukes Fahramx Kind!! Yes, its true the PGJ nukes Fahrams Kind and jars the gonads of the starcaptain Morgan in a old human mason jar! Morgan has now shaved his head and has been seen talking to him self about joining the COM. [oo] QSN attacks a FGZ colony A three prong attack by the QSN at a FGZ colony inflects heavy losses on both sides. It seems this colony was WCE befor the sneak attack and was sold just before the QSN launched attack. Subj: BUZZ TRANSHOLE NEWS: 52/193 Brought to you by WAXWORKS, the insect with the antenna for transhole news! The SLD leader was assassinated at close range by a fusion beam weapon. He was inturn consumed by his attackers leaving only a few crumbs of his body on the starship deck?! It is rumored a new leader has taken control of the SLD declaring marshall law. The WaSP government released a statement saying they were "glad to see the exoskeletonless bug fried to a crisp", quoted General Woody Wasp. That leader was the cause of 90% of our problems and sold out the exoskeleton race! Janus Prothorax, TD of the WaSP government issues a statement saying the WaSP had no apendage in the assassination. On the war front in the upper transhole the QSN and WCE are getting ready to nuke each other. They both have there hands around each others throat going in for the kill?! Who know who will win in this battle. The WCE a established race and the new creatures on the block, QSN, going for the same turf! As it is said in the Book of Biota only the strong survive in the transhole! This reporter on the war front (starport) bring you the BUZZ news. BUZZ TRANSHOLE NEWS: 1/94 NEW FLASH: The QSN fleet attack WCE colony Soul Cage?! by reporter WAXWORKS the reporter for transhole news. Yes, the first wave of the pattened QSN attack on colonys didn't fair to well?! It was reported over 20+ ship-of-the-lines were destroyed with only minor colony damage. The shielding of the colony and active governoring of the colony proved deadly for the aggresive QSN. 500,000 stellars was given for a reward for any Unitredd Council member delievered dead or alive to the WCE home world. Lord Nexis was attacked and maybe hurt. A call for help was sent by the WaSP government in the defence of Lord Nexis. BUZZ TRANSHOLE NEWS: 10/94 Yes readers, reporter WAXWORKS brings you news from the deep transhole region! The WCE nukes the invading QSN fleet?! It looks like the old dogs on the block still have quite a bite! The total ship lost by the QSN is rumored well over 75 capital ships and only one small colony to show for it. A group of aliens are forming to attack the EKN and it looks like they many be short on the brain mass?! The GROUP have impressive abilities and assets but don't forget the EKN aren't going to roll over and play dead. The WaSP attack the evil FOE that capture Lord Nexis on the planet Cspotp. The battle was nothing but body parts and hot metal flying and 2 to 1 dead demons to WaSP warriors! But, when all was said and done the fleeing demons carryed off Lord Nexis as our last warrior lay dieing on the won battle field. The FGZ is rumored to be up to there shaded dealing on the planet Incumbis. The GROUP is behind this special welcoming commitee to the newly built EKN colony! The back stabing is three layers deep on this project. WSP: Insectoid Government News Janus Prothorax has proclaimed the evil infidels (FOE) that invaded and attacked Lord Nexis will feel the rath of God Ariziel and his followers! BUZZ NEWS FLASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes this is Waxworks here with the lastest news from deep transhole region! The GROUP has attacked and nuked a EKN colony??! A FGZ colony with a SAM, QSN, and other ships attacked a EKN colony and ships. It is rumored the EKN main weopen did 75 pts damage for a 1 mu item?!! Now thats throw wieght! This reporter has chartered transport to Incubus to bring you up to date reports. The WaSP Government is very concern to this develpment and has issued a warning to the FGZ hunter/gathers to stop agressive action against the EKN and leave the inter- state NOW! Well, instects and follow exoskeltons this is WAXWORKS signing off. Re:BUZZ NEWS FLASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What has WaxWorks found out about the FGZ, QSN, SAM conflict. It might be wise to use caution when entering orbit of Incubus. I here there are alot of bright flashes in the skys above EKN Fu'Vveki. Lord Zefir Re:BUZZ NEWS FLASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Reporter WAXWORKS knows when not to enter a hot area! He doesn't want his bug body parts all over a ships wind shield! Up