BLOOD BOWL PBeM Sample Game From: S1.WGB@ISUMVS.IASTATE.EDU (William G.Baldwin) Date: Tue, 02 Aug 1994 03:05:50 +0000 BLOOD BOWL PBeM League Sample Game First some privilaged information on the two teams playing: The Burrly Humans No Name R DK MA CS TS ST TH WD AT CL EXP INJ 1 Bob Ballcrusher H 4 3 3 3 3 1 1 7 0 none 2 Joe Blow H 4 3 3 3 3 1 1 7 0 none 3 Vince Spleen H 4 3 4 3 3 1 1 7 0 none 4 Crag Rock H 5 3 3 3 3 1 1 7 0 none 5 Johnny Begood H 4 3 3 3 3 1 1 7 0 none 6 Arm Cracker H 4 3 3 3 3 1 1 7 0 none 7 Sherman H 4 3 3 3 3 1 1 7 0 none 8 Glop Goop H 4 3 3 3 3 1 1 7 0 none 9 Constructor H D 3 3 4 3 3 1 1 7 0 none 10 Die Hard H D 3 3 3 3 3 1 1 7 0 none 11 Missing Eye H D 3 3 3 3 3 1 1 7 0 none 12 Bill the Farmer H D 3 3 3 3 3 1 1 7 0 none 13 Large Bowels H D 3 3 3 3 3 1 1 7 0 none 14 Moon Launcher H K 4 4 3 3 2 1 1 7 0 none 15 Dazzie Dazel H K 4 3 3 3 2 1 1 7 0 none Orders: LINEUP: 4 3 9 14 10 15 1 2 5 6 7 8 9 11 12 13 Score *-* OFF:Wasp DEF:Stop The Elegant Elves No Name R DK MA CS TS ST TH WD AT CL EXP INJ 1 Nimble Jack E 4 4 4 3 3 1 1 9 0 none 2 Gillian Evertree E 4 4 4 3 3 1 1 10 0 none 3 Red Oak E 4 4 4 3 3 1 1 9 0 none 4 Nail Driver E 4 4 4 3 3 1 1 9 0 none 5 Tanya Harding E 4 4 4 5 3 1 1 9 0 none 6 Bill Clinton E 4 4 4 3 3 1 1 9 0 none 7 Jalec Surelegs E 4 4 6 3 3 1 1 9 0 none 8 Fuzzy Feet E 4 4 4 3 3 1 1 9 0 none 9 Eat Me E 4 4 4 3 3 1 1 9 0 none 10 Fredrick Pass E 4 4 4 3 3 1 1 9 0 none 11 Roget Roger E 4 4 4 3 3 1 1 9 0 none 12 Blue Eye E 4 4 4 3 3 1 1 9 0 none 13 White Streak E 4 4 4 3 3 1 1 9 0 none 14 I Kick E K 4 5 4 3 2 1 1 9 0 none 15 Red Neck E K 4 4 4 3 2 1 1 9 0 none Orders: LINEUP: 7 5 14 2 1 3 4 6 8 9 10 11 12 13 15 Score: 2-0 OFF:Spiral DEF:Kill Score: 0-2 OFF:Poodle DEF:Stop Score: *-* OFF:Spiral DEF:Stop *************************************************************** "Hello sports fans this is Johnny Eatme broadcasting another exciting BLOOD BOWL match. As always my side kick Jenny Ballcrusher will be doing the color commentary for today's game. Say hello to our listerns Jenny." says Johnny Eatme. "Hello everyone there is going to be some ballcrushing going on today and sadly none of it by me. Back to you Eatme." replies Jenny Ballcrusher. "Thanks as alway Jenny, now to our match at hand between the Burrly Humans and Elegant Elves. The ref starts things off and we are underway." starts Johnny Eatme. "The humans have the ball with Vince Spleen leading the offense. The two teams collide. Three elves smash into the human Die Hard <Snap!> <Snap!> oh my he is down and is not getting up." says Johnny. "Is his leg and arm suppose to look like that?" inquires Jenny. "An elf blindsides the human Dazzie Dazel! Ouch! Looks like Dazzie maybe out for a while. The humans pile onto the elf Nail Driver <Crack!> dang that has to hurt! He is out and bleeding badly!" annonuces Johnny. "Alright! My type of game!" yells Jenny in excitement. "The elves have Vince Spleen surrounded, Vince slumps to the ground unconscious! Vince drops the ball, it scatters around the field. The elf Red Oak picks the ball up. The elves are on the offensive!" says Johnny. "Bob Ballcrusher and I Kick collide! They are both stunned! The elf Fredric Pass is nailed from behind! He is knocked out." ,says Johnny,"The ball is striped from Red Oak. Constructor has the ball and heads the human offense. Constructor drops the ball! Red Oak takes the ball back and attempts to score! Roget Roger is open in the end zone! The toss, Joe Blow moves in to intercept! Roget Roger and Joe Blow collide in mid air! Roget holds onto the ball! TD! The elves score!" says Johnny. "Johnny what is wrong with Joe Blow?" asks Jenny. "He seems to be dead Jenny. Almost a great defensive play by him however." adds Johnny. "The humans down 1 to 0 have Crag Rock bring the ball up the field. The elves meet the humans at mid field. The elves knock out the human Glop Goop! Crag Rock hands off to Bill the Farmer, wow! He is fast look at him go! The elves can't stop him! This is incredible! TD! Bill the Farmer scores for the humans!" says Johnny. "Has the action started yet?" asks the dazed Jenny. "Just like that the score is tied at 1. Jalec Surelegs heads the elf offensive as they attempt to regain the lead. Nimble Jack slams into Constructor and knocks him out! Crag Rock trips Gillian Evertree and he breaks his arm! The offense is stuffed!!" cheers Johnny. "Red Oak is knocked out! The elves lose the ball! Crag Rock picks it up! Crag Rock falls down and Nimble Jack grabs the ball for the elves. Bill the Farmer is knocked out! Nimble Jack losses his grip on the ball and Bob Ballcrusher picks it up for the humans. The elf Tanya Harding is knocked out! Bob Bullcrusher out runs the elf defense and scores! TD! The humans score!" announces Johnny. "Pretty sloppy ball playing if you ask me." comments Jenny. "The elves down 2 to 1 attempt a rally behind thier star Jalec Surelegs. Tanya Harding and Fredrick Pass rejoin the elves offense. Bob Ballcrusher is knocked out! Large Bowels receives a skull fracture! Jalec Surelegs passes to the strong Tanya Harding who leaps for the catch and strides into the end zone untouched! TD! The elves score! Another quick score and we are tied at 2!" gleefully says Johnny. "Hmmm interesting." adds Jenny. "With the score tied at 2 Vince Spleen, Glop Goop, and Bill the Farmer return for the humans. Red Oak returns for the Elves. Crag Rock brings the ball up for the humans. Johnny Begood punches Nimble Jack. Nimble Jack is confused! He is helping the humans! Roget Roger is knocked out! White Streak is given a skull fracture! The elves grab the ball from Crag Rock, Bill Clinton takes the ball for the elves." says Johnny. "Bill Clinton drops the ball Vince Spleen takes possession for the humans. <CRACK!> Crag Rock's leg is broken! Bill the farmer is knocked out! Fuzzy Feet is blind sided! <SNAP!> Fuzzy Feet's neck is broke! Fuzzy Feet is dead! Johny Begood outruns the elve's defense and scores! TD! The Humans score!" FINAL SCORE: Humans 3 Elves 2 After the game updated teams: The Burrly Humans No Name R DK MA CS TS ST TH WD AT CL EXP INJ 1 Bob Ballcrusher H 4 3 3 3 3 1 1 7 4 none 2 Joe Blow H 4 3 3 3 3 1 1 7 1 **DEAD** 3 Vince Spleen H 4 3 4 3 3 1 1 7 1 none 4 Crag Rock H 5 3 3 3 3 1 1 7 2 leg broke 5 Johnny Begood H 4 3 3 3 3 1 1 7 4 none 6 Arm Cracker H 4 3 3 3 3 1 1 7 2 none 7 Sherman H 4 3 3 3 3 1 1 7 2 none 8 Glop Goop H 4 3 3 3 3 1 1 7 1 none 9 Constructor H D 3 3 4 3 3 1 1 7 1 none 10 Die Hard H D 3 3 3 3 3 1 1 7 1 arm-leg broke 11 Missing Eye H D 3 3 3 3 3 1 1 7 1 none 12 Bill the Farmer H D 3 3 3 3 3 1 1 7 5 none 13 Large Bowels H D 3 3 3 3 3 1 1 7 2 none 14 Moon Launcher H K 4 4 3 3 2 1 1 7 2 none 15 Dazzie Dazel H K 4 3 3 3 2 1 1 7 1 none The Elegant Elves No Name R DK MA CS TS ST TH WD AT CL EXP INJ 1 Nimble Jack E 4 4 4 3 3 1 1 9 1 none 2 Gillian Evertree E 4 4 4 3 3 1 1 10 1 arm broke 3 Red Oak E 4 4 4 3 3 1 1 9 2 none 4 Nail Driver E 4 4 4 3 3 1 1 9 2 Skull Fract 5 Tanya Harding E 4 4 4 5 3 1 1 9 4 none 6 Bill Clinton E 4 4 4 3 3 1 1 9 1 none 7 Jalec Surelegs E 4 4 6 3 3 1 1 9 3 none 8 Fuzzy Feet E 4 4 4 3 3 1 1 9 1 **DEAD** 9 Eat Me E 4 4 4 3 3 1 1 9 2 none 10 Fredrick Pass E 4 4 4 3 3 1 1 9 1 none 11 Roget Roger E 4 4 4 3 3 1 1 9 4 none 12 Blue Eye E 4 4 4 3 3 1 1 9 1 none 13 White Streak E 4 4 4 3 3 1 1 9 1 Skull Fract 14 I Kick E K 4 5 4 3 2 1 1 9 2 none 15 Red Neck E K 4 4 4 3 2 1 1 9 0 none Up