BSE Digest v195 #151 From: kerry@io.com (Kerry Harrison) Date: Wed, 19 Apr 1995 00:00:00 +0000 BSE Digest Tuesday, 18 April 1995 Volume 195 : Number 151 In this issue: + Re: BSE: STGMap + BSE: Greenhair's Remarks + BSE: Werth Joins WCE + BSE: Flashman's Remarks + Re: BSE: ICN vs RIP + Re: BSE: STGMap + Re: BSE: Re: BSE Digest V195 #149 + Re: BSE: SMS comments + Re: BSE: Re: BSE Digest V195 #149 + Re: BSE: Re: Werth Intelligen... + Re: BSE: Werthless news + BSE:Kamakaze Attacks + BSE: WCE Werth + BSE: The Beezers + BSE: Independents + BSE: Rlo Party See the end of the digest for information on subscribing to the bse-list or bse-digest mailing lists. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "Cap'n Scragg" <scragg@infi.net> Date: Tue, 18 Apr 1995 20:55:40 +0000 Subject: Re: BSE: STGMap >Well, I downloaded the GIF version this morning. I'll try to get the time to >check it out later this evening. >Chip Where can I find STGmap? Scragg ------------------------------ From: HarryFlash@aol.com Date: Tue, 18 Apr 1995 21:13:47 -0400 Subject: BSE: Greenhair's Remarks (WNS) - The following are the remarks that Opposition Leader Julie Jean Greenhair made to the House of Commons today before the vote to join the WCE. The transcript has been provided through the good offices of Hansard. "Gosh, me and the other punk girls sure had a lot of fun with Rlo during his recent visit. Those long dreamy hours in the hot tub, those visits to the special pleasure chamber on his ship, those . . . (Cries of "Shut Up! We had long working meetings with Dax while you were partying with his flipping brother!") "OK! OK! Anyway, Rlo told us girls that if we joined the EEM and made him Man-God of Werth, we could party with him all the time. All we have to do is make a few hulls now and then to fool his silly old brother Stu, then spent the rest of our time partying, partying and PARTYING!!!!" (Loud groans and assorted catcalls. A lone cry of "Poor Stu, to be burdened with a brother like that!") "Come on guys! Pleassssseeee! This will be great. Rlo will be here all the time with us. He always wanted his own party place, but Stu would never trust him with a colony." (Cries of "Stu is no dummy!" and "Just say NO to Rlo!") "Pleassssseeeeee! It will be great. We'll have Rlo all to ourselves forever. Please say yes. Pleassssssssseeeeeeee!" (Groans, boos and catcalls. Shouts of "Rlo is Stu's problem, and let's keep it that way!") ------------------------------ From: HarryFlash@aol.com Date: Tue, 18 Apr 1995 21:17:07 -0400 Subject: BSE: Werth Joins WCE (WNS) - The newly elected Werth House of Commons voted to join the WCE today, effectively ending this colony's long tradition of neutrality. The vote to drop Werth's IND status was an unanimous 400 - 0. The vote to join the WCE was 395 - 5, and split along party lines. All 395 members of Harry Flashman's Reform Party voted to join the WCE. All 5 members of the Rlo Krieger Is A Sex God Party voted to join the EEM. Most political experts saw the vote as a severe political setback for the QSN. "This is a concrete example of the strong wave of anti-Quman feeling that is sweeping the CP and the TH", said George Willis, noted political poobah. "The people of Werth felt they had to stand up and be counted. They wanted to show their strong opposition to Quman aggression. So they voted to add their considerable economic and military strength to the WCE." Lord Anton Qutroh of the QSN reportedly funneled 100,000 stellar into Werth in the closing weeks of the campaign in a desperate attempt to alter the outcome of the election. But the pro-QSN, pro-SMS Pink Party was only able to draw two (2) votes and placed dead last, even behind the Mothers Against Robotic Sheep (MARS) party. "It was a terrible showing, and clearly indicates the low regard most people now have for the Qumans and their propaganda," Willis said. "The terror and disinformation tactics of the QSN are beginning to backfire. Lord Qutroh is surely not a happy Quman tonight. He now knows how Dr. Joseph Goebbels felt in April of 1945." One happy human is PD von Ludendorf. According to Willis, the end of Werth's neutrality is a big gain for the Imperial leader. "Harry Flashman has been a sharp pebble in von Ludendorf's jackboot," Willis joked. "Now Harry will follow the more moderate policy of the WCE towards the Imperials. That is a big gain for von Ludendorf." ------------------------------ From: HarryFlash@aol.com Date: Tue, 18 Apr 1995 21:17:12 -0400 Subject: BSE: Flashman's Remarks (WNS) - The following are the remarks that Lord Protector Flashman made to the House of Commons today before the vote to join the WCE. The transcript has been provided through the good offices of Hansard. "Two paths stand before us. One is the path of fear and dishonor. The path of donning the yellow sheepskin of submission to Quman threats and Quman aggression. The path that so many weaklings have already taken. This is the path the Lord Qutroh and Lord Sotchi . . ." (Many loud boos and catcalls. Several cries of "Quman Filth") ". . . would like Werth to take. I ask you now, for the sake of your honor and the safety of your families, to REJECT this path!" (Loud cheers. Many cries of "Hear, Hear!") "Let us instead take the path of HONOR!" (Prolong cheering) "Let us add our strength to a great government that stands as a shield against Quman aggression. Let us join hands with the brave men and women of the WCE!" (Prolong cheering, followed by a standing ovation and the singing of "For He's A Jolly Good Fellow") ------------------------------ From: "Cap'n Scragg" <scragg@infi.net> Date: Tue, 18 Apr 1995 21:37:24 +0000 Subject: Re: BSE: ICN vs RIP General News Broadcast From ICN PD Landover An ICN squardron attacked the RIP colony Special Complex (323) in the Swarm system last week. The colony's space fighters put up a determined defense and managed to heavily damage an ICN DN. Engineers indicated that this vessel will be able to return to duty after visiting an Imperial shipyard. The colony took a pounding from the ICN forces and may have ceased to exist. Imperial scouts are currently reconning the area to determine the need for further operations. ****** Admiral: How about the details? No round by round account of what happened? Scragg ------------------------------ From: ccharnle@m-net148.arbornet.org (Chip Charnley) Date: Tue, 18 Apr 95 21:51 WET DST Subject: Re: BSE: STGMap It's shareware and available in LIB 1 of the PBMGAMes forum on CIS. I do not know if it is available anywhere else but the programmer is on the PBMGAMes forum almost daily. Chip > > >>Well, I downloaded the GIF version this morning. I'll try to get the time to >>check it out later this evening. > >>Chip > > >Where can I find STGmap? > >Scragg > > > > ------------------------------ From: ccharnle@m-net148.arbornet.org (Chip Charnley) Date: Tue, 18 Apr 95 21:51 WET DST Subject: Re: BSE: Re: BSE Digest V195 #149 > IMHO, the implications of this new rule change (anyone can set up an IND >position) need to be more thoroughly worked out. > Just as an aside, FWIW, this is not a NEW rule change. It is a reversion to the original rules of BSE that were in effect from 1981 to 1986 at the very least since I played during that time period and, during 1984/1986 ran an IND position or two while ISS Exploration &/or Research Coordinator or senior officer of the CPR. Chip Charnley ------------------------------ From: DWampler@aol.com Date: Tue, 18 Apr 1995 22:01:13 -0400 Subject: Re: BSE: SMS comments Let me make one thing clear - Prothorax - 1> The QSN/SMS treaty stands; 2> I hope the QSN see this message; 3> You do not scare me; 4> I wonder why it is SO disturbing for some spineless types out there to see us support our historical allies? Doug Wampler SMS Periphery Director ------------------------------ From: Patrick McLaughlin <pmcl@cts.com> Date: Tue, 18 Apr 1995 19:24:27 -0700 (PDT) Subject: Re: BSE: Re: BSE Digest V195 #149 On Tue, 18 Apr 1995, Chip Charnley wrote: > > > IMHO, the implications of this new rule change (anyone can set up an IND > >position) need to be more thoroughly worked out. > > > > Just as an aside, FWIW, this is not a NEW rule change. It is a reversion to > the original rules of BSE that were in effect from 1981 to 1986 at the very > least since I played during that time period and, during 1984/1986 ran an > IND position or two while ISS Exploration &/or Research Coordinator or > senior officer of the CPR. > > Chip Charnley And I ran an IND vessel while developing my persona as the WCE's first (I say first, knowing there are a long line of others <grin>) overzealous warlord. I can't say I recall a reign of terror by IND vessels up until 1986... and I know that my IND vessel _never_ broke any law (that I'm aware of) issued by any government or affiliation. No doubt there will be a few, but I'd bet the concern is overstated. Affiliated positions have plenty of advantages, and IND ones had an important role allowing discreet under the table interactions (which is realistic, and was a great deal of fun). Pat ------------------------------ From: PROTHORAX@aol.com Date: Tue, 18 Apr 1995 22:29:45 -0400 Subject: Re: BSE: Re: Werth Intelligen... Our snap is not of FOE CM. JP ------------------------------ From: PROTHORAX@aol.com Date: Tue, 18 Apr 1995 22:29:46 -0400 Subject: Re: BSE: Werthless news Bent peincils?!<g> later david ------------------------------ From: "Richard A. Loutzenheiser" <76311.2317@compuserve.com> Date: 18 Apr 95 23:43:25 EDT Subject: BSE:Kamakaze Attacks Brad, I didn't know that RTG was tracking more info about ships. Maybe this will work. Additionally, I have another thought. I and it seems many others have a problem with the suicidal nature of some of the IND positions. Maybe RTG could program a morale check as a prerequiste to starting a battle. Some formula including ratio of attacker to defender hulls plus morale, rank, training, whether the defender was posted by the attackers aff and racial/affiliation modifiers. If the unit fails the check they refuse to attack, possibly even mutiny. This check would not apply to the defender. This could be applied universally without anymore GM interference and could cut down on the non-Roleplayers use of assets on these suicide missions. What do you think? Richard A. Loutzenheiser, AM ------------------------------ From: pkrauskopf@FALCON.AL.WPAFB.AF.MIL Date: Tue, 18 Apr 1995 23:43:28 -0400 Subject: BSE: WCE Werth <Hyperwave received via WCE Odin's Eye> <Location: the WCE Kremlin, packed with dignitaries from the WCE. Front and center, roped off the the rest of the crowd, sits the foreign delegation to the WCE headquarters colony. The Samillian and WSP diplomats chitter back and forth, obviously deep in discussion. Beside them, potted in a large, ornate urn, sits what must be the representative from the Catrark. On one end of the foreign delegation, surrounded by WCE veterans, sits a robotic creature that keeps gazing down to the other end of the foreign delegation, where a humanoid figure, also ringed by vets, sits hunched in fear, casting sidelong glances down the row of sentients. The Sergeant at Arms for the Kremlin walks across the stage; silence looms heavy in the auditorium. " I present you: General Secretary of the Whitehole Colonial Empire, Lord Horst Treyder!" Shouts, cheers, and catcalls fill the auditorium in a cacophony of dissonance, as Secretary Treyder strides purposefully across the stage> "Ladies and Gentlebeings, I have just received, via interfused hyperwave relay, an encoded message from Protector Harry Flashman of IND colony Werth. This message is an authenticated notification from the people of IND Werth that they have chosen to join the great peoples of the WCE! In his speech to the peoples of Werth, Lord Protector Flashman said: " Let us join hands with the brave men and women of the WCE!" The Whitehole Colonial Empire is happy to welcome to her bosom <just a figure of speech Rlo!> these new members to our family. Rest assured that those of you nestled in the heartland of our origins are, nonetheless, first in our thoughts and our Hopes. As we progress towards peace at home and far away, your people shall prosper as shalll we all. Hail Dread Sovereign! <Chants of "Hail Dread Sovereign!" rise up throughout the room. Feet stamp in time with the chants. Treyder lifts two clenched fists to the sky, as the Imperial anthem "WCE Uber Alles" blares triumphantly in the background. Camera fades as the crowd surges forward....> Brought to you by... Tyrone "Ty" Meup Ringbone Independent News ------------------------------ From: Wayne Alexander <71470.344@compuserve.com> Date: 19 Apr 95 00:10:09 EDT Subject: BSE: The Beezers Imitation is the sincerely form of flattery. Thank you for wanting to be a Krieger-wannabee. Wayne ------------------------------ From: Wayne Alexander <71470.344@compuserve.com> Date: 19 Apr 95 00:10:06 EDT Subject: BSE: Independents I agree with Steve Marte and Chip Charnley... (quick!...get the smelling salts, he's fainted!...) Ahem, IND are just that IND. They don't associate themselves with anyone specifically and they sure as hell don't have to use their real names. As Chip said, they can be a problem. But, a problem solved leaves you with a warm feeling inside, if you know what I mean. Leave them as is. Wayne ------------------------------ From: Wayne Alexander <71470.344@compuserve.com> Date: 19 Apr 95 00:10:08 EDT Subject: BSE: Rlo Party I wuz robbed! No, really, I wuz robbed! I had this big bag of stellars to buy votes with at Werth and some guys robbed me couriers of my buy-a-vote moola. It was a hell'va fight, Werth thugs are the best...sorta, I guess. Well, you won't have Rlo Krieger to kick around any more. I'll be back...later...if I'm allowed at WCE colonies? Harry, it just won't be the same free-wheelin' place now that you've taken down the IND flag. Or, maybe it will, dem whiteholers know how to have a good time. Until then, I want to thank all my fans and campaign workers for their hard work and efforts on my behalf. To all of you I can only say, "Drinks on me!" Lt. Rlo Krieger EEM Pull My Finger and Lord Protector Wannabe someday...maybe ------------------------------ End of BSE Digest V195 #151 *************************** To subscribe to bse-digest, send the command: subscribe bse-digest in the body of a message to "Majordomo@io.com". If you want to subscribe something other than the account the mail is coming from, such as a local redistribution list, then append that address to the "subscribe" command; for example, to subscribe "local-bse-list": subscribe bse-digest local-bse-list@your.domain.net A non-digest (direct mail) version of this list is also available; to subscribe to that instead, replace all instances of "bse-digest" in the commands above with "bse-list". Up