The July 95.1 Pandemonium Times

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Date: Mon, 03 Jul 1995 00:00:00 +0000

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- Volume 1 -            "HOW GLADIATORS STAY INFORMED"           - July
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Edited by Oganza Busasa, in association with The Galactic Inquirer
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>>> Off To A Good Start!

Well, it looks like Pandemonium Circus is off to a good start, with over
30
fighters duking it out in the ring. There have been a few deaths, not
worth
noting here, and it appears that cheating has been kept to a bare minimum.

That statistic is based on those who have been caught by the judges, and
I'm
certain that flimflam is more widespread than most people think. Of
course, I
would never cheat, but I know a few prisoners who might.

A few fighters have switched to knife/club leagues, but the vast majority
are
still slapping each other around in the hand-to-hand leagues. A lot of
activity has been going on at the Pandemonium Circus Gymnasium. One head
coach there reported that he had trained over twelve prisoners for new
moves,
some of them more than once. So watch out there, guys... it's getting
dangerous. I myself bought a new sword and am looking forward to hacking
someone to bits in the near future. Until then, stay outta trouble! - OB

>>> Rank Promotions

Rank 1:
  #075 Roach Boy             #112 The Brain             #225 Express Train
  #267 Shining End           #435 Mommy Dearest         #463 Squash
  #586 Quarantine            #713 Evil Portent          #766 Red Hand
  #783 W. P. Gator           #854 Gem Master

Rank 2:
  #284 Zak the Bloody        #431 Godfodder             #731 Slippery Jake
  #763 The Drunken Bum       #967 Green Machine

>>> Weekly Contest Results

#075 Roach Boy, Rhesian, FIG, Rank 1                         Gary Martin
06/11/95: #794 The Red Fig, Rhesian, DEA                     13% to 22% in
10

#107 Riptide, Mechbot, FIG, Rank 0                           Jonathan
Hatcher
06/26/95: #144 Melviin, Piil, FIG                            08% to 16% in
10

#112 The Brain, Zephyr, FIG, Rank 1                          Ken H.
Mitchell
06/26/95: #854 The Brain, Gecko, FIG                         72% to 41% in
10

#138 Snaptail, Gecko, FIG, Rank 0                            Dan Reynolds
05/28/95: #939 Master, Rhesian, WAR                          03% to 78% in
06

#144 Melviin, Piil, FIG, Rank 0                              Eugene Lin
06/26/95: #107 Melviin, Mechbot, FIG                         16% to 08% in
10

#225 Express Train, Zephyr, FIG, Rank 1                      Dan Reynolds
06/26/95: #205 Auburn Branch, Rhesian, BLA                   27% to 48% in
10

#255 The Quiet Monk, Terran, FIG, Rank 0                     Richard L.
Smith
06/07/95: #225 The Quiet Monk, Zephyr, FIG                   37% to 02% in
10

#265 Death Ninja, Rhesian, FIG, Rank 0                       Brian Gray
06/16/95: #112 Death Ninja, Zephyr, FIG                      31% to 21% in
10

#267 Shining End, Mechbot, FIG, Rank 1                       Dan Reynolds
06/26/95: #435 Mommy Dearest, Rhesian, MAS                   21% to 15% in
10

#283 Jack the Ripper, Terran, FIG, Rank 0                    Stan Davis
06/16/95: #510 Loathsome Puma, Terran, FIG                   33% to 33% in
10

#284 Zak the Bloody, Gecko, DEA, Rank 2                      Michael Moore
06/26/95: #132 The Cow, Terran, DEA                          27% to 58% in
10

#431 Godfodder, Gecko, WAR, Rank 2                           Ken H.
Mitchell
06/26/95: #639 Chrome Albacore, Brogian, KNI                 33% to 50% in
01

#435 Mommy Dearest, Rhesian, MAS, Rank 1                     Ken H.
Mitchell
06/26/95: #267 Mommy Dearest, Mechbot, FIG                   15% to 21% in
10

#463 Squash, Brogian, BRO, Rank 1                            Dan Reynolds
06/26/95: #097 Millennium, Zephyr, PRI                       12% to 12% in
01

#467 SuperBrogian, Brogian, FIG, Rank 1                      Matthew Teets
06/02/95: #665 The Cougar, Terran, PRI                       20% to 00% in
01

#586 Quarantine, Terran, DEA, Rank 1                         Dan Reynolds
06/26/95: #794 The Red Fig, Rhesian, DEA                     04% to 50% in
10

#656 The Cannibal, Rhesian, FIG, Rank 1                      Matthew Teets
06/02/95: #307 Burnt Finch, Brogian, MAS                     04% to 12% in
10

#713 Evil Portent, Brogian, MAS, Rank 1                      Michael Moore
06/26/95: #766 Evil Portent, Rhesian, FIG                    82% to 12% in
10

#731 Slippery Jake, Rhesian, FIG, Rank 2                     Michael Moore
06/26/95: #967 Slippery Jake, Gecko, MAS                     30% to 33% in
10

#763 The Drunken Bum, Rhesian, BRO, Rank 2                   Patrick
Nelson
06/26/95: #409 Almond, Piil, PRI                             35% to 42% in
06

#766 Red Hand, Rhesian, FIG, Rank 1                          Dan Reynolds
06/26/95: #713 Evil Portent, Brogian, MAS                    12% to 82% in
10

#783 W. P. Gator, Gecko, FIG, Rank 1                         Mark Docken
06/03/95: #284 W. P. Gator, Gecko, FIG                       31% to 15% in
10

#854 Gem Master, Gecko, FIG, Rank 1                          Richard
L.Smith
06/26/95: #112 The Brain, Zephyr, FIG                        41% to 72% in
10

#967 Green Machine, Gecko, MAS, Rank 2                       Robb Barnard
06/26/95: #731 Slippery Jake, Rhesian, FIG                   33% to 30% in
10