The REAL July 95.1 Pandemonium Times

From: dvistas@aol.com (D Vistas)

Date: Tue, 04 Jul 1995 00:00:00 +0000

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- Volume 1 -                "THE GLADIATOR'S NEWS"               - July
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Edited by Oganza Busasa, in association with The Galactic Inquirer
Press
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>>> The Arena Staff Fighters

OK, so last issue should have been for June, but I got ahead of myself.
This
is the first official issue, dated for the first week in July 95. There is
to
be one issue per week, which will list all of the week's fights and
results.
So the issue you got last time doesn't count. It never happened. Got it?
Good!

In case you haven't noticed, many of the fighters in the Pandemonium rings
of
stone are from NPC Inc., which is a Hel based corporation that provides
fighters for the ring. Most of the contestants are prison bait, but a few
are
hired on as ringers for high-stakes gambling outfits. Believe me, there's
a
whole lotta mula being thrown about on the outcome of some fights, and
it's a
dirty rotten shame that none of it comes our way. Alas... there's not much

that can be done, unless someone offers you a heafty sum to throw a fight.

These NPC guys are usually undertrained and easy prey. Heck, you don't
often
see them more than a few times before they're someone's lunchmeat. No,
please
don't missunderstand me. I think expliotation is what makes this planet
great
and I'd be the last to suggest regulatory proceedures. It's just that if
I'm
being exploited by someone, I wanna get well paid for it. Is that so
wrong? I
don't think so. - OB

>>> Rank Promotions

Rank 1:
  No promotions this week.

Rank 2:
  #435 Mommy Dearest

>>> Weekly Contest Results

#107 Riptide, Mechbot, BRO, Rank 0                           Jonathan
Hatcher
07/03/95: #664 Azure Dingo, Brogian, BRO                     21% to 30% in
10

#112 The Brain, Zephyr, FIG, Rank 1                          Ken H.
Mitchell
07/03/95: #854 The Brain, Gecko, FIG                         22% to 66% in
10

#144 Melviin, Piil, FIG, Rank 0                              Eugene Lin
07/03/95: #510 Loathsome Puma, Terran, FIG                   23% to 29% in
10

#147 Hannibal The Ca, Terran, BRO, Rank 0                    Mark W.
Martin
07/03/95: #449 Apricot Hen, Terran, PRI                      42% to 75% in
04

#225 Express Train, Zephyr, FIG, Rank 1                      Dan Reynolds
07/03/95: #870 Cockatoo, Brogian, FIG                        25% to 06% in
10

#267 Shining End, Mechbot, FIG, Rank 1                       Dan Reynolds
07/03/95: #198 Smallish Rabbit, Brogian, FIG                 33% to 30% in
10

#431 Godfodder, Gecko, WAR, Rank 2                           Ken H.
Mitchell
07/03/95: #132 The Cow, Terran, DEA                          09% to 100%
in 03

#435 Mommy Dearest, Rhesian, MAS, Rank 2                     Ken H.
Mitchell
07/03/95: #915 Rustic Minion, Gecko, BLA                     45% to 23% in
10

#463 Squash, Brogian, BRO, Rank 1                            Dan Reynolds
07/03/95: #097 Millennium, Zephyr, PRI                       50% to 59% in
04

#586 Quarantine, Terran, DEA, Rank 1                         Dan Reynolds
07/03/95: #794 The Red Fig, Rhesian, DEA                     23% to 61% in
08

#766 Red Hand, Rhesian, FIG, Rank 1                          Dan Reynolds
07/03/95: #205 Auburn Branch, Rhesian, BLA                   05% to 109%
in 07

#854 Gem Master, Gecko, FIG, Rank 1                          Richard
L.Smith
07/03/95: #112 The Brain, Zephyr, FIG                        66% to 22% in
10

#967 Green Machine, Gecko, MAS, Rank 2                       Robb Barnard
07/03/95: #913 Chrysanthemum, Zephyr, BLA                    00% to 106%
in 03