July 95.3 Pandemonium Times

From: dvistas@aol.com (D Vistas)

Date: Tue, 18 Jul 1995 00:00:00 +0000

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- Volume 1 -                "THE GLADIATOR'S NEWS"               - July
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Edited by Oganza Busasa, in association with The Galactic Inquirer
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>>> O g a n z a   I n c a p a c i t a t e d

I am writing this editorial from my hospital room. Nice view. Lousy food.
But
a friend of mine has been slipping in an ale flask now and again, so it's
quite acceptable as hospitals go. The nurse, Ms. Lubetia, is pretty nice
for
a robot, and my doctor assures me that I'll be up and around in no time.
It
seems that I am suffering from cellular damage in my left knee, a
fractured
clawbone, 3 cracked ribs and some sort of drug overdose, among other
things.
The last thing I remember was fighting another Rhesian in the ring, and I
think my foot slipped on something small and slimy. I was winning up to
that
point, but then he got the upper hand... or foot, as it were.

Many of you know me by now. I'm the last guy to complain about a little
fun
and games in the arena. I've never flimflammed myself, you see, but I
accept
the practice in the appropriate leagues. What bothers me is the lack of
action on the part of the judges. Heck, if I've been cheated out of a win,

I wanna know about it! I don't care so much about the recognition or the
record, I just want what's comming to me. I just want my 11,000 QPs! - OB

>>> W e e k l y   R a n k   P r o m o t i o n s

Rank 1:
  No promotions this week.

Rank 2:
  #713 Evil Portent

>>> W e e k l y   C o n t e s t   R e s u l t s

Rank 0: #107 Riptide, Mechbot, BRO (4/1/0)                 Jonathan
Hatcher
        #664 Azure Dingo, Brogian, BRO (4/1/0)             00% to 44% in
03

#144 Melviin, Piil, FIG (3/1/0)                    Eugene Lin
        #665 Mulberry Shark, Zephyr, FIG (3/1/0)           12% to 56% in
07

#255 The Quiet Monk, Terran, FIG (0/4/0)           Richard L.
Smith
        #138 Snaptail, Gecko, FIG (0/4/0)                  39% to 18% in
10

#283 Jack the Ripper, Terran, FIG (2/0/1)          Stan Davis
        #121 Cheetah, Terran, BLA (2/0/1)                  14% to 19% in
10

#324 Kek' Emn' Thunu, Zephyr, FIG (2/0/0)          Frank Thomas
        #627 Supernova, Gecko, FIG (2/0/0)                 12% to 34% in
10

#448 Da Horrid Heap, Piil, FIG (1/1/0)             Kevin Handling
        #564 Lapis Hazelnut, Piil, MAS (1/1/0)             10% to 30% in
10

#670 Electric Ant, Rhesian, FIG (1/0/0)            Robb Barnard
        #510 Loathsome Puma, Terran, FIG (1/0/0)           17% to 52% in
10

Rank 1: #075 Roach Boy, Rhesian, FIG (7/1/0)               Gary Martin
        #870 Cockatoo, Brogian, FIG (7/1/0)                03% to 49% in
10

#467 SuperBrogian, Brogian, FIG (6/4/0)            Matthew Teets
        #783 W. P. Gator, Gecko, FIG (6/4/0)               19% to 31% in
10

#656 The Cannibal, Rhesian, FIG (4/6/0)            Matthew Teets
        #218 Cleric, Rhesian, MAS (4/6/0)                  38% to 10% in
10

#783 W. P. Gator, Gecko, FIG (3/4/1)               Mark Docken
        #467 SuperBrogian, Brogian, FIG (3/4/1)            31% to 19% in
10

Rank 2: #713 Evil Portent, Brogian, MAS (8/3/0)            Michael Moore
        #732 Sandpiper, Rhesian, MAS (8/3/0)               18% to 38% in
10

#731 Slippery Jake, Rhesian, FIG (9/3/0)           Michael Moore
        #492 Tan Wildwood, Rhesian, MAS (9/3/0)            21% to 73% in
10

#763 The Drunken Bum, Rhesian, BRO (12/4/0)        Patrick Nelson
        #319 The Numbat, Rhesian, BRO (12/4/0)             93% to 25% in
05