The August 95.1 Pandemonium Times

From: dvistas@aol.com (D Vistas)

Date: Tue, 01 Aug 1995 00:00:00 +0000

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- Volume 1 -                "THE GLADIATOR'S NEWS"             - August
95.1 -

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Edited by Oganza Busasa, in association with The Galactic Inquirer
Press
  All sports questions, articles and dares should be sent to
dvistas@aol.com
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>>> T h e   S t a t e   O f   A r t   A n d   M e d i c i n e

We've all experienced it before. Blood gushing from an open wound in our
battered and broken bodies is a common sight in the arena. But the fights
are
usually short... even 10 rounds is a quick flash in the pan. And before
you
know it, the arena medical droids are there to treat you. So you get home
after a hard Monday night's fighting, and you're off to dream land.
Unless,
of course, you've gotten one of those nasty incapacitation injuries.

So far, it's been various forms of bone fractures and cellular damage for
me,
but I've heard of worse things. Amputations and decapitations are
extremely
rare. In any case, these long term injuries are your responsibility. You
have
to pay for the hospitalization that is required to heal such bodily
damage,
and failing to do so could eventually lead to your demise. My undercover
sources tell me that these low medical rates won't last for long, as the
Pandemonium Medical Support Clinics are finding injuries far too common
and
costly to heal at the current discounted rates. Look for increased medical

charges at a hospital near you. Coming soon! - OB
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>>> W e e k l y   R a n k   P r o m o t i o n s

Rank 1: #144 Melviin

Rank 2: #766 Red Hand
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>>> W e e k l y   C o n t e s t   R e s u l t s

Rank 0: #630 Gutbuster, Mechbot, FIG (0/1/0)            William Randolph
        #483 The Rooster, Piil, BLA (0/1/0)............ 61% to 00% in 10

#841 Thrasher, Mechbot, FIG (0/1/0)             William Randolph
        #121 Cheetah, Terran, BLA (0/1/0).............. 24% to 08% in 10

Rank 1: #107 Riptide, Mechbot, BRO (5/2/0)              Jonathan Hatcher
        #118 Royal Ostrich, Mechbot, RAZ (5/2/0)....... 14% to 72% in 06

#144 Melviin, Piil, FIG (5/1/0)                 Eugene Lin
        #017 Cramped Mole, Piil, FIG (5/1/0)........... 29% to 35% in 10

#225 Express Train, Zephyr, FIG (7/3/0)         Dan Reynolds
        #429 Knight, Rhesian, BLA (7/3/0).............. 20% to 21% in 10

#267 Shining End, Mechbot, FIG (5/5/0)          Dan Reynolds
        #737 The Yowling Ewe, Zephyr, FIG (5/5/0)...... 19% to 11% in 10

#463 Squash, Brogian, BRO (5/4/1)               Dan Reynolds
        #188 Ultra Asp, Gecko, PRI (5/4/1)............. 39% to 50% in 10

#586 Quarantine, Terran, DEA (7/3/0)            Dan Reynolds
        #998 Mulberry Macaw, Terran, WAR (7/3/0)....... 21% to 89% in 07

#854 Gem Master, Gecko, FIG (4/9/1)             Richard L.Smith
        #721 Maverick, Gecko, BLA (4/9/1).............. 56% to 04% in 10

Rank 2: #075 Roach Boy, Rhesian, FIG (10/1/0)           Gary Martin
        #660 The Oyster, Rhesian, BLA (10/1/0)......... 21% to 40% in 10

#763 The Drunken Bum, Rhesian, BRO (13/5/0)     Patrick Nelson
        #319 The Numbat, Rhesian, BRO (13/5/0)......... 79% to 29% in 08

#766 Red Hand, Rhesian, FIG (8/3/0)             Dan Reynolds
        #492 Tan Wildwood, Rhesian, MAS (8/3/0)........ 60% to 30% in 10

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