Pandemonium Times

From: dvistas@aol.com (D Vistas)

Date: Mon, 22 Apr 1996 00:00:00 +0000

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 Volume 2                  THE GLADIATOR'S NEWS                  04-21-96

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                  The Sports News For Pandemonium Circus

Edited by M. W. Martin in association with The Galactic Inquirer Press
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RANK 0 FIGHT RESULTS -----------------------------------------------------

The Marshall Is Defeated By The Duck In 10 Rounds:
  #344 The Marshall, Gecko, MAS (1/3/0), Kufuo Edur                  36%
  #869 The Duck, Gecko, MAS (2/1/0), Mendel Timothy                  28%

Sidney "Hare" Is Defeated By Opponent In 10 Rounds:
  #631 Hare, Gecko, FIG (1/4/0), Sabin Bittor                        52%
  #404 Tree, Terran, BLA (1/2/0), Foxwurth Interstel                 22%

RANK 1 FIGHT RESULTS -----------------------------------------------------

Eating Sword Beats Talking Mule In Round 10:
  #857 Eating Sword, Zephyr, BLA (1/4/1), The Macovian Guild         11%
  #603 Talking Mule, Rhesian, FIG (5/4/0), Abd Al Bari Guido         57%

Odd Javelin Slaughters Crane In 10 Rounds:
  #812 Odd Javelin, Gecko, MAS (5/2/0), The Macovian Guild           14%
  #016 Crane, Gecko, MAS (5/3/1), Hell Stables                       65%

Ulf Laurence "Broadbill" Was Destroyed By Opponent In 10 Rounds:
  #752 Broadbill, Terran, BLA (1/7/0), Claymore Arms                 79%
  #450 Commander, Zephyr, FIG (6/1/2), Foxwurth Interstel            23%

Foreign Manatee Beats Black Sloth In 10 Rounds:
  #647 Foreign Manatee, Terran, FIG (5/4/0), Hammerstein Fig         12%
  #476 Black Sloth, Gecko, BLA (2/10/0), Ashon Marius                48%

Cat Crushes The Basilisk In 8 Rounds:
  #632 Cat, Gecko, FIG (3/2/0), James Lukas                          25%
  #623 The Basilisk, Gecko, BLA (0/4/0), Hammerstein Fig             79%

The Almond Defeats The Fly In 10 Rounds:
  #490 The Almond, Gecko, BLA (4/2/0), Claymore Arms                 5%
  #432 The Fly, Gecko, BLA (0/3/0), Dr. Twist                        42%

RANK 2 FIGHT RESULTS -----------------------------------------------------

Irksome Primate Crushes Cobalt Bunny In 10 Rounds:
  #852 Irksome Primate, Gecko, FIG (6/0/0), Master Cylindar          11%
  #537 Cobalt Bunny, Zephyr, FIG (5/9/1), Adon Lazzaro               70%

Gawky Warrior Slaughters Haunched Airman In 8 Rounds:
  #012 Gawky Warrior, Terran, FIG (10/6/1), Jajaboomera              12%
  #563 Haunched Airman, Terran, FIG (2/5/0), Global Waste            69%

Sarad "Mangy Hickory" Is Slaughtered By Opponent In 10 Rounds:
  #202 Mangy Hickory, Gecko, MAS (7/6/1), Jajaboomera                78%
  #359 Pendragon, Gecko, FIG (9/3/1), Garrett A Rasor                21%

The Fur Loses To Hermit Crab In 10 Rounds:
  #243 The Fur, Terran, FIG (2/6/1), Hammerstein Fig                 79%
  #685 Hermit Crab, Terran, MAS (6/6/0), Hell Stables                35%

O'Krook "Umber Salmon" Ties Opponent In 10 Rounds:
  #266 Umber Salmon, Zephyr, BLA (7/1/1), Global Waste               22%
  #694 Blue Camel, Brogian, BLA (2/4/2), The Macovian Guild          19%

The Orangutan Ties Commander In 10 Rounds:
  #288 The Orangutan, Zephyr, FIG (3/2/1), Claymore Arms             32%
  #342 Commander, Zephyr, MAS (6/0/1), Aristotle                     27%

Crow Is Slaughtered By Deadly Platypus In Round 8:
  #469 Crow, Terran, BLA (6/11/1), Hell Stables                      98%
  #015 Deadly Platypus, Terran, MAS (2/3/0), Karoly Ixidor           27%

VEE-JAY-TEE-46 "Royal Animal" Wins Against Opponent In 10 Rounds:
  #484 Royal Animal, Mechbot, FIG (6/3/0), Bardol Lucas              13%
  #160 Wombat, Mechbot, BLA (4/1/0), Hiroshi Sergio                  49%

RANK 3 FIGHT RESULTS -----------------------------------------------------

Copper Starfish Wins Against Jack the Ripper In 10 Rounds:
  #234 Copper Starfish, Mechbot, BLA (21/7/0), Hammerstein Fig       28%
  #283 Jack the Ripper, Terran, FIG (16/10/5), Stan Davis            34%

Orange Aardvark Ties Dashing Manatee In 10 Rounds:
  #747 Orange Aardvark, Rhesian, BLA (16/14/1), Bharat Jan           30%
  #534 Dashing Manatee, Terran, FIG (12/14/1), Global Waste          25%

DEE-VEE-45 "The Mauve Ewe" Ties Opponent In 10 Rounds:
  #284 The Mauve Ewe, Mechbot, BLA (19/10/1), Jajaboomera            25%
  #010 Bulky Mule, Zephyr, MAS (15/12/1), Foxwurth Interstel         30%

Enticing Eagle Slaughters War Horse In Round 10:
  #300 Enticing Eagle, Terran, FIG (27/2/4), Dr. Twist               8%
  #326 War Horse, Gecko, FIG (18/12/0), Jajaboomera                  62%

Cheery Roe Defeats The Rir To Fear In 10 Rounds:
  #375 Cheery Roe, Terran, MAS (32/1/0), Master Cylindar             12%
  #406 The Rir To Fear, Rhesian, FIG (14/13/1), Stan Davis           21%
  > Cheery Roe was promoted to Rank 4 of Masters Of The Eye

RANK 4 FIGHT RESULTS -----------------------------------------------------

Moricz Conn "The Gold Spider" Crushes Opponent In 7 Rounds:
  #001 The Gold Spider, Terran, RAZ (38/9/0), The Macovian Guild     20%
  #091 Master, Brogian, PRI (36/10/0), Master Cylindar               75%

Red Deer Loses To Steel War Horse In 7 Rounds:
  #232 Red Deer, Brogian, BRO (40/8/0), Egon Bastien                 75%
  #398 Steel War Horse, Rhesian, PRI (52/2/0), Foxwurth Interstel    27%

The Amphibian Is Defeated By The Azure Maid In 4 Rounds:
  #673 The Amphibian, Zephyr, RAZ (15/29/0), Lutfi Luciano           67%
  #572 The Azure Maid, Terran, PRI (45/0/0), Aristotle               21%

Mulberry Squire Destroys The Croaker In Round 10:
  #604 Mulberry Squire, Terran, PRI (24/29/0), Lorence Gofraidh      20%
  #148 The Croaker, Brogian, RAZ (43/1/0), Akwetee Conn              86%
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