Re: VGAPLANETS v. MoO

From: brose@galaxy.csc.calpoly.edu (Bruce Douglas Rose)

Date: Tue, 21 May 1996 00:00:00 +0000

: In article <4nladm$frq@nnrp1.news.primenet.com>, cg@primenet.com (cg) says:

: >  VGAPLANETS WINS.

: What is Moo?

Der lieber gott! You don't know what MOO is!?!?!?
	You asked for it.... :)

begin flame

Dear:
 [x] Clueless Newbie  [ ] Lamer      [ ] AOLer
 [ ] "Me too" er      [ ] Pervert    [ ] Geek
 [ ] Spammer  	      [ ] Nerd       [ ] Elvis
 [ ] Fed              [ ] Freak      [ ] Scientologist
 [ ] Scammer          [ ] Troller    [ ] Pre-teen
 [x] Cryogenic        [ ] Whiner

You Are Being Flamed Because:
 [ ] You posted warez in pieces LESS than 5000 lines
 [ ] You posted something asking for warez sites
 [ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
 [ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
 [ ] You started an off-topic thread
 [ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
 [x] You don't know what the hell "MOO" is
 [ ] You posted a blatently obvious troll
 [ ] You complain loudly about something you can't do anything about
 [ ] You posted pretending to be someone famous (See "troll" above)
 [ ] You replied to the above message type believing it was someone famous
 [ ] You make no sense
 [ ] You posted a stupid pyramid money making scheme and claimed it was legal
 [ ] You posted in ElItE CaPiTaLs because you think that makes you cool
 [ ] You said "me too" to something
 [ ] You suck
 [ ] You brag about things that never happened
 [ ] Your sig/alias/server is dreadful
 [ ] You made up slang then used it in a message
 [ ] You posted a phone-sex ad
 [ ] I don't like your tone of voice
 [ ] I think you might be a fed
 [ ] You posted a make money quick scam
 [ ] You posted an off-topic advertisement
 [ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally
       worthless that you are being flamed anyway

To Repent, You Must:

[ ] Be the PR guy for Canter & Siegel
 [ ] Give up your AOL account
 [ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
 [ ] Buy a 286
 [x] Buy MOO and tip the cashier $200
 [ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
 [ ] Actually post something relevant
 [ ] Read the FAQ
 [ ] Be Senator Exon's love slave
 [ ] Stop masturbating for a week
 [ ] Tell your Mommy to up your medication
 [ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
 [ ] Go away

In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

[ ] Blow me
 [ ] Get Wrecked
 [ ] Go tell your mother/father/test tube they failed
 [ ] Get a clue, you pathetic loser
 [x] MOO is one of the coolest outer space wargames ever
 [ ] Get a life
 [ ] Never post again
 [ ] Chill out
 [ ] Age 10 more years before you post again
 [ ] I pity your dog
 [ ] Go to hell
 [ ] Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc...
 [ ] Take your gibberish somewhere else
 [ ] Learn to post or get off of Usenet
 [ ] All of the above

end flame

Okay, okay, maybe this was a little harsh, but any netrunner who has
never heard of MOO needs to get professional help. :)
	Of course, I should also mention that MOO is highly addicting--and
you'll therefore need professional help AFTER you buy it....

References

VGAPLANETS v. MoO
cg@primenet.com (cg)
Sat, 18 May 1996 00:00:00 +0000
Re: VGAPLANETS v. MoO
vfamily@interlaced.net (Bill)
Sat, 18 May 1996 00:00:00 +0000

Referenced By

VGAPLANETS v. MoO
cg@primenet.com (cg)
Sat, 18 May 1996 00:00:00 +0000
Re: VGAPLANETS v. MoO
vfamily@interlaced.net (Bill)
Sat, 18 May 1996 00:00:00 +0000