Atlantis 2.0: Times 72 From: Geoff Dunbar <gdunbar@prankster.com> Date: Wed, 11 Sep 1996 00:00:00 +0000 Subject: Atlantis 2.0: Times 72 Atlantis 2.0 Times December, 6 ------------------------------------------------------------------------ admin20@prankster.com for questions, problems, http://www.prankster.com for info. Atlantis 3.0 has begun, and is currently accepting new players. Turns cost $1 (US); visit the web site www.prankster.com (or www.wolfe.net/~prank), or email atlantis@prankster.com for more information. There was an outbreak of someone having other player's reports send to them last turn. To avoid this sort of thing happening to you, set a password, if even a very simple one. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Review Questions 1: If Nerd on the planet Nutley starts out in his spaceship at 20 KPH, and his speed doubles every 3.2 seconds, how long will it be before he exceeds the speed of light? How long will it be before the Galactic Patrol picks up the pieces of his spaceship? 2: If Roger Rowdy wrecks his car every week, and each week he breaks twice as many bones as before, how long will it be before he breaks every bone in his body? How long will it be before they cut off his insurance? Where does he get a new car every week? 3: If Johnson drinks one beer the first hour (slow start), four beers the next hour, nine beers the next, etc., and stacks the cans in a pyramid, how soon will Johnson's pyramid be larger than King Tut's? When will it fall on him? Will he notice? ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Well, I'll just jump again. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Am I .ever. glad that units automagically claim silver if needed for maintenance... It's getting to be time to move to v.3.0. But since I'm unemployed, yes, $1/week .is. a major expense for me, since unlike other things it comes out of my own money. -1039 ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------ - ------------------------------------------------------------------------ AMI are LIARS and LIARS and LLLLIIIIIAAAARRRRSSSSS AMI are LIARS and LIARS and LLLLIIIIIAAAARRRRSSSSS AMI are LIARS and LIARS and LLLLIIIIIAAAARRRRSSSSS AMI are LIARS and LIARS and LLLLIIIIIAAAARRRRSSSSS AMI are LIARS and LIARS and LLLLIIIIIAAAARRRRSSSSS AMI are LIARS and LIARS and LLLLIIIIIAAAARRRRSSSSS AMI are LIARS and LIARS and LLLLIIIIIAAAARRRRSSSSS AMI are LIARS and LIARS and LLLLIIIIIAAAARRRRSSSSS AMI are LIARS and LIARS and LLLLIIIIIAAAARRRRSSSSS *********************************************** WARNING *********************************************** TREACHERY TREACHERY TREACHERY TREACHERY TREACHERY TREACHERY TREACHERY TREACHERY TREACHERY TREACHERY TREACHERY TREACHERY TREACHERY TREACHERY TREACHERY TREACHERY TREACHERY TREACHERY TREACHERY TREACHERY TREACHERY TREACHERY TREACHERY TREACHERY TREACHERY TREACHERY TREACHERY TREACHERY TREACHERY TREACHERY TREACHERY TREACHERY TREACHERY TREACHERY TREACHERY TREACHERY TREACHERY TREACHERY TREACHERY TREACHERY TREACHERY TREACHERY TREACHERY TREACHERY TREACHERY TREACHERY TREACHERY TREACHERY TREACHERY TREACHERY TREACHERY TREACHERY TREACHERY TREACHERY TREACHERY Don't belive AMI words ------------------------------------------------------------------------ AMI are LIARS and LIARS and LLLLIIIIIAAAARRRRSSSSS AMI are LIARS and LIARS and LLLLIIIIIAAAARRRRSSSSS AMI are LIARS and LIARS and LLLLIIIIIAAAARRRRSSSSS AMI are LIARS and LIARS and LLLLIIIIIAAAARRRRSSSSS AMI are LIARS and LIARS and LLLLIIIIIAAAARRRRSSSSS AMI are LIARS and LIARS and LLLLIIIIIAAAARRRRSSSSS AMI are LIARS and LIARS and LLLLIIIIIAAAARRRRSSSSS AMI are LIARS and LIARS and LLLLIIIIIAAAARRRRSSSSS AMI are LIARS and LIARS and LLLLIIIIIAAAARRRRSSSSS *********************************************** WARNING *********************************************** New treachery In the last turn we (MIT) sign a peace treaty with AMI factions. We and AMI delimitate frontiers talking a lot of time. In this turn AMI attack us. This is the third and last treachery of AMI with us. Don't believe AMI words, all is only liars. We are peacefull and idiots. 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It's a wonder we even have time to write for the Times. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Long live king Jim!!! ------------------------------------------------------------------------ WAR BREAKS OUT! Its The Black Company (124), hesiden@Stoner.COM VS the NAA Church of the Purple Snowflake NAA (72), landt@acf2.nyu.edu Worshipers of the eye NAA (383), bpest1+@pitt.edu Dead Minotaur's Traders, NAA (442), cbmartin@whale.st.usm.edu Order of the Elusive Name NAA (454), bpest1+@pitt.edu Greenpoint - NAA (572), xuequin@unix.asb.com The Cooperative NAA (627), kalmar@acf2.NYU.EDU Ordo Voraginis - NAA (796), arendas@telepac.pt NAA Consolidated Power (813), mcirino@lehman.com The Undefined NAA (837), martykay@bns.com.au Synergy, NAA (912), nmatsui@itsa.ucsf.EDU The Riders of Twilight, NAA (948), pete.george@stonebow.otago.ac.nz the Renshai NAA (964), navboy@prodigy.com Toon Town. NAA (1076), nunn@serv7440.nrlssc.navy.mil No doubt over the next few turns you'll see huge heaps of drivel in times from the NAA expousing the evils of the Black Company and maybe even SCIO, but that is unlikely as the NAA are a cowardly lot. Besides it would be pretty stupid as I dropped out of SCIO several months ago. I wish to appologise in advance for their outburst (or at least the stuff that is not entertaining) since I caused it by attacking them. I have no doubt I will loose the war eventually since I am only one faction (with a little help from a couple of friends) against 13 or so factions. My having to cross an ocean to reach them only makes things more difficult. I feel my attacks justified because of the slanderous statments and cheap impersonations of the Black Company comitted in the times and via personal e-mail by NAA factions. Anyway who gives a damn about the reason, its war to the end after what I did (or attempted to do) to them this turn. Anyone who feels like attacking the NAA contact me the Black Company. I have portals avalible in several key spots. Anyone who feels like fighting me should obviously contact the NAA. Now back to your important "give me 50 silver" times messages. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ For sale. 1 used CCCP Longboat. Minor bloodstain damage. First viewer will buy. Serious offers only please. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ********** WAR between the Black Company and the NAA ********* The war between THE BLACK COMPANY (former SCIO war-faction) and the NAA is going go be one of the biggest wars of the Atlantean history. The PCP vs SCIO+RoR was already an *huge* war, and this one might involve less factions, but technology has evolved, and these two parties (both of them are on Atlantis since the very beginning) have now very huges and very well equiped armies. The TA (Tristes Ames) alliance, regrouping the MysTiX Productions (384), Les Chevaliers-Tempetes (405), L'inconnu (625), L'Ordre du Temple (366), Mohadib (1085), and Fatalis (355), have decided to honor their former engagements and stay NEUTRAL in this conflict. Geographically positioned between the NAA's and BLACK CO's territories, the TA are part of the SCIO alliance, and as such still have a trade agreement and frienship history with Black Co. On the other hand, they also are friends of the NAA, and have a peace treaty with them. The TA alliance has now both well equiped armies and highly skilled magicians that are easily able to safeguard their territory (from the Siegen peninsula to the south western edge of the world). They'll do their best to provide a safe land of peace for all the refugee peasants of this huge conflict. Bubble, L'Inconnu (625). ********************* TA will be Neutral ********************* ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ************************************************************************* CREATURE INFORMATION compiled by The Picts(161) known subsiduary - The Monzon Movers please email any additional information / corrections / suggestions to pdxark@evol.gene.nott.ac.uk ************************************************************************* ================ Creature Information ============ Rightly or Wrongly I've been trying to group similar types of creatures together. If you notice anything that is inconsistant please let me know. New entries are marked with ** =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Seen but no good info Whales (Ocean) Ice Devils (Tundra) =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Great White Shark 1 <= Stealth <= 3 =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Sea Serpent Observed Group size : 1 Number of Groups observed in 1 hex : 1 Preferred region type : Ocean Tactics - no. Number of attacks per round - > 20 Stealth - yes =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Giant Spiders obs - ? stealth = 2 Prefered region : Forest Observed Group size : 35-50 Number of Groups observed in 1 hex : 1 tactics = yes (this might have been altered) estimated combat : 3-5 (probably 5) =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Tribe of Centaurs (8970), 13 centaurs Observed Group size : 13-19 Number of Groups observed in 1 hex : 1 Obs = 1 tactics = 2 Stealth = 1 =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- 300 com 3 Vs 18 fire devils Victory in 2 rounds 1 lost 300 Vs 12 6 lost in first round of attacks Fire Devils prefered region type - Mountain? (+forest) Observed Group size : 5-10 Number of attacks per round - Number of Groups observed in 1 hex : 2 ste ? < 3 tac = no =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Living Tree Observed Group size : 1 Number of Groups observed in 1 hex : 1 prefered region type - Forest ste: 2 est number of attack/round: 50 average result: killed in 2 rounds by 150 com3 troops =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Polar Bears Observed Group size : 7-9 Number of Groups observed in 1 hex : 1 prefered region type - Tundra Battle indicates that may be the same as the bear strength spell. combat: 4 Hits per round: 3 Survivable hits: 3 stealth = yes, < 3 tactics : No =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Grizzly Bears Prefered Region type: forest (also seen in mountains) obs : ? tactics - no stealth no Observed Group size : 2 Number of Groups observed in 1 hex : 2 Battle indicates that may be the same as the bear strength spell. combat: 4 Hits per round: 3 Survivable hits: 3 * Similar to Lions? Observed Group size : 6? Number of Groups observed in 1 hex : 1? Stealth 1 Prefered terrain : plains * Similar to Lizards ? The latest report does not substantiate multiple attacks per round but is consistant with 3 survivable hits Prefered Region type : Swamp tactics - no Number of Groups observed in 1 hex : 2 Size 0f group : 6-9 =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Roc Prefered Region type : Mountain. Stealth = no Tactics > 2 Observation = yes killed 11 out of 12 com3 troops in 1 round :killed 8/157 in 1 round: Estimated number of attacks per round : 20. Survived 1 round with 146 troops attacking (with -2 to combat) =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Green Giant (Forest) Black Giant (Swamp?) Brown Giant Grey Giant (Mountain) White Giant (Tundra) Observed Group size : 1 Number of Groups observed in 1 hex : 2 Prefered Region Type : Forest Tactics = no Stealth = no obs = 1 Same as Giant Strength Spell: Combat : 6 Survivable hits: 50 Hits per Round : 50 *Similar to ? Sphinx Prefered Region type (Jungle) Observed Group size : 1 Number of Groups observed in 1 hex : 2 tactics <3 =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Water Devils Prefered Region Type : Forest? Observed Group size : 5 Number of Groups observed in 1 hex : 1 Best result in 1 round: 5/5 (against com 5) Average result : 2/5 (against com 5) Killed: 1 in 3 rounds by 100 city guards estimate: combat = 10 estimate: survivable hits : 10 estimate: number of attack/round : 1 =-=-=-=-=-=--=-=-=-=-=-==-=- Ice Worm Prefered Region Type : Tundra Tectics = yes <4 obs = ? Stealth = yes <4 combat strength = Ogre strength spell? = com 5 = 10 attacks/round = can take 10 hits *Similar to Yetis? -seen with 1 horse per 2 Yetis -perhaps from another battle? Prefered region type tundra. tac < 4 *Similar to Giant Slug? * Similar to Sand Worms? Prefered Region type : desert *Similar to giant snake - Anaconda, Rattlesnake tactics - no * Similar to Eagles Great Eagle Prefered Region Type : Forest Observed Group size : 1 Number of Groups observed in 1 hex : 1 Stealth = yes Tactics = 1 or 2 *Similar to Panthers? : Dubious - perhaps the same as the bear strength spell Prefered Region type : Swamp Stealth - yes Tactics - yes Obs= ? Observed Group size : 7 Number of Groups observed in 1 hex : 2 =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Living Skeletons Prefered Region Type : (Tundra?) No Stealth No tactics 1 attack per round Combat strength: 3 to 5 (probably 3). *Similar to Wildmen? *Similar to Wolves? Prefered region type : forest *Similar to Lizard Men Prefered Region type : ? Max number observed in 1 hex: 72 =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Town Guards Com = 2 Stealth = no obs = 2 tactics no attack per round : 1 survivable hits : 0 =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- City Guards Com = 3 Stealth = no obs = 3 tactics no attack per round : 1 survivable hits : 0 =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------ < ------------------------------------------------------------------------ A white screen appeared and a lot ot blood shed ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Question Corner *************** Concerning the ultimate spell. I believe that it would have been possible for someone by now to have trained a mage up in every foundation by now. What are peoples thoughts on there being an ultimate spell existing, and also does anyone have confirmation that one exists, or to the point would anyone admit to having acheived such a spell. Reply to cjh@ecr.mu.oz.au ------------------------------------------------------------------------ &&&&&& FREE ADVERTISING &&&&&&&&& $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ That's right, you can now have your factions services advertised for free. The Global Trading Company Homepage http://lux.latrobe.edu.au/phtcdah will soon have a sight where all Atlantis services/products and information can be listed. As well as being a convenient resource for players it will hopefully remove the need for MIT and UPS to clog up every #$&@ing TIMES with repeated material. So send anything you would like to have listed to; phtcdah@lux.latrobe.edu.au Hope I'll get your support Dave Harris GTC (945) ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Death to Black Company, the most annoying faction in A2. Let's hope he is less of a pest in A3. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ La victoire en chantant! la. la.. la... ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Le soleil de minuit sur les Icebergs!!! ------------------------------------------------------------------------ OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO o o O THE JOKOMICALAUGHUNNY CHRONICLE O o o OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO The Fricomps didn't finally answer to our offer. That's too bad. Let's hope that this won't grow tiring. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ portal jump ! portal jump ! portal jump ! ------------------------------------------------------------------------ War makes such strange bed-fellows. Who would ever thought that a Frenchman and an American would ever agree on anything? ------------------------------------------------------------------------ no ------------------------------------------------------------------------ no ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Dear Black Company, When our little armeggedon is concluded, and you are relegated to WORKing three Ice Dwarves in Atlantis City, I recommend you change your faction name. Here are some suggestions: Black and Blue Black Lung Disease Toasted Marshmallows Black Company, seeking Chapter 11 Black Speck The Mote In God's Eye Coal Miner's Daughters Black-eyed peas You get the idea... ------------------------------------------------------------------------ We hereby claim the town of Manmolin and the surrounding lands in the name of Jah. Anyone entering these areas will be subject to random search and seizure by our customs patrols. Please contact 'gchaix@class.orednet.org' for visa information. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ATTENTION!!! FACTION DROPOUT!!! I don't want to continue playing the game. However my faction is VERY successful, if anyone wants to try playing it he can give a shot. I'm a trade faction producing for the Kingdom of Prettstern, producing almost everything that can be produced, in an area of 100 hexes. Have lots of silver, have military protection but don't have the time needed. Interested parties contact me: andrew@ergasya.tuc.gr ------------------------------------------------------------------------ The times ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Who wants 50 sil? ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Please give me at least 100 sil, then I will spare you with such silly entries next time!!! ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Why should I send times for this guy? Because if I don't - he will forget it and borrow from my poor faction. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ I don't want 50 sil ------------------------------------------------------------------------ No time for times but some for 50 sil! ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Hohoho, I can't imagine a feeling more satisfying than the feeling I get after betraying someone. I like it a lot! ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Picks of mining for the people! ------------------------------------------------------------------------ 21 dead skeletons coming right up. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------ The bay faded into the distance and soon the Magellan was again at sea. Before long, however, land was again sighted, a vast line of swampy coast to the north. The company had received some news about the area, so the swamp was expected. However, the charts also said land should be visible to the south, and it was not. Seldarin was concerned. The plan had been to make landfall and portage across the isthmus shown on the charts, but if they were wrong, it might be necessary to backtrack, possibly a great deal. And they would have to do this slowed by the winter monsoon. Well, there was little choice but to plow ahead. The Magellan sailed on along the coast. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ MIT is SCUM MIT is SCUM SCUM MIT is SCUM SCUM SCUM MIT is SCUM SCUM SCUM SCUM ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Now, I'll TRADE! ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------ That boring creep would not leave. So I hired an exterminator from Lightning Strike Inc. Problem solved and I don't think they will be coming back any time soon. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ I am a loser and now I have less silver than a restart. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------ News has spread that the LDK are asking for peace. But they now argue over the size of the conference table for the peace conference. An attempt was made to negotiate the size of the table, but negotiations failed when neither side could agree on who should attend the negotiations. To further complicate things the LDK were raving that an injustice had been done to them by forcing them to ride in the back of the airplane. Ah, wrong comedy - sorry. Stay tuned as negotiations for negotiations for ... continue. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Life's not fair. He only looked away for a moment, but all was lost... ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Death to all!!! ------------------------------------------------------------------------ >< ------------------------------------------------------------------------ <> ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Just a test of the emergency broadcast system. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Just a test of the emergency broadcast system. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Just a test of the emergency broadcast system. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Just a test of the emergency broadcast system. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Just a test of the emergency broadcast system. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ MIT's stock: - 50 Potions of healing. - 6 Gloves of strength. - 2 Portals. Contact "Circulo interno" (843) at javier@nemesis.iic.uam.es ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ooo ooooo ooooo ooooooooooooo `88. .888' `888' 8' 888 `8 888b d'888 888 888 8 Y88. .P 888 888 888 8 `888' 888 888 888 8 Y 888 .o. 888 .o. 888 .o. o8o o888o Y8P o888o Y8P o888o Y8P 4 The Magic Items Traders are proud to announce the opening of his new shop in Atlantis City. Contact "Circulo interno" (843) at javier@nemesis.iic.uam.es ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ooo ooooo ooooo ooooooooooooo `88. .888' `888' 8' 888 `8 888b d'888 888 888 8 Y88. .P 888 888 888 8 `888' 888 888 888 8 Y 888 .o. 888 .o. 888 .o. o8o o888o Y8P o888o Y8P o888o Y8P 5 The Magic Items Traders are proud to announce the opening of his new shop in Atlantis City. Contact "Circulo interno" (843) at javier@nemesis.iic.uam.es ------------------------------------------------------------------------ MIT can offer the following magic items: - Helm of observation (+2 in observation)..................... 200 sil - Gloves of strength (+2 in combat +5 attacks per round)...... 200 sil - Potion of healing (survive one fatal blow in combat)........ 200 sil * - Wand of fire (-2 in enemy attack)........................... 200 sil - Pick of mining (+10 in mining).............................. 200 sil - Enchant wagon (no need horse)............................... 200 sil ** - Portal...................................................... 200 sil * Prize per 10 potion. ** You provide the wagon. Contact "Circulo interno" (843) at javier@nemesis.iic.uam.es ------------------------------------------------------------------------ We are living in interesting times. The power seems to be shifting. We use to have over 300 players, now we are down around 200. With 6080 regions that leaves around 30 per faction. Do you think we can live in peace? I hope so. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Gimme 50 ------------------------------------------------------------------------ What to do, oh what should we do? Muster the Generals bring out the troops we are going to begin by using bold strokes. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ The Dark Forces have been forming in the north. The Elves of Atlantis Must Rise up and defend the Peace Loving People of this region. We will stay the path and fight the Evil until it is completely defeated! ------------------------------------------------------------------------ The unsuspecting defenders of the City were finishing up another boring month of garrison duty when a Light Appeared in the sky amongst them, out of this light a Legion of troops came dashing through. The city defenders were caught completely by surprise. The City fell to the Triumphant Armies. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ gimme 50 ------------------------------------------------------------------------ We finally bought our new Mage, he is so young. I wonder if he will survive the coming trials and tests. He will have to he will be needed at the front. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Doom! ------------------------------------------------------------------------ The Master Miners and the Master Smith are going on a search for = Mithril. Our Alliance has determined that we need this precious metal. = We will find it and Produce it. =20 News for the world! Rootstone has been found! Now we will build the = Magical Fortress those Wizards have been Talking about. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ The Lemon Drop Kids are becoming a memory. Interesting developements = have been coming in from the Jaca area. It seems that thier forces have = been routed.and scattered to the 4 winds. Will the Lemon Drop Kids care = to comment? # ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ooo ooooo ooooo ooooooooooooo `88. .888' `888' 8' 888 `8 888b d'888 888 888 8 Y88. .P 888 888 888 8 `888' 888 888 888 8 Y 888 .o. 888 .o. 888 .o. o8o o888o Y8P o888o Y8P o888o Y8P The Magic Items Traders (M.I.T.) are proud to announce the opening of his new shop in Atlantis City. Contact "Circulo interno" (843) at javier@nemesis.iic.uam.es ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Atlantis City (-,-), city, 1475 peasants (zombies), $7375. ------------------------------------------------------------ The weather was helish last month; it will be helish next month. Atlantis City was a magical place; it now looks like someone dropped a tactical nuke upon the place. You realize that you are dead. The rumors that once you have left Atlantis City, you can never return seem at least partially true to you at this point. Your body may never return, but your spirit certainly has. Wages: $0. Wanted: 300 souls at $72 For Sale: none Entertainment avaliable: $0 Products: none Exits: North : Great Beyond Northeast : Great Beyond Southeast : Great Beyond South : Great Beyond Southwest : Great Beyond Northwest : Great Beyond - Hells Angels (1), on guard, 100 demons, 100 swords + Office of the Atlantis Times [1] : Magical Fortress; We offer lifetime subscriptions to the atlantis times. But wait, your lifetime is over... *HAHAHAH** ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Black Company vs NAA war update Initial surprise assault when almost perfectly. 1500+ NAA dead only 55 Black Company longbow men dead. Must remember to set bowmen to behind. Estimates for this turn 600+ NAA dead. Black Company losses difficult to estimate, possibly a galleon load or two of men. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Je n'ai pas de tactique. Je fais de l'existence et du vide mes tactiques. Je n'ai pas de talent. Je fais de ma vivacite d'esprit mon talent. Je n'ai pas de forteresses. L'esprit immuable est ma forteresse. Je n'ai pas d'epee. De l'etat qui est au-dessus et au-dela, de la pensee, je fais mon epee. Je n'ai pas de strategie. La liberte de tuer et la liberte de rendre la vie - telle est ma strategie. Je n'ai pas d'objectif. L'occasion qui se presente est mon objectif. Je n'ai pas de miracle. La loi seule est mon miracle. NKL ODGE The Bin in the Beam ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Hey, you know what, I'm starving to death... ------------------------------------------------------------------------ The D'tark Conspiracy (804) announces the indefinite closure of its Dremmer Consulate due to the death of its Consular official in that city. All applications for passports, immigration visas, and political asylums originating from that city will not be processed until the day the consulate is ready to reopen. We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause. TRAVEL ALERT TRAVEL ALERT All members of the D'tark Conspiracy are warned to avoid the Dremmer area due to the unstable political situation in that city. As the Conspiracy currently has no diplomatic relations in the area, the Conspiracy cannot guarantee the safety of its citizens in Dremmer. Any citizens already in Dremmer are advised to use caution and good sense, and cooperate with the local authorities. This travel alert will remain in effect until rescinded. TRAVEL ALERT TRAVEL ALERT ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Magic school in Lintan! We will offer teaching in most foundations up to level 3 at affordable prices and some to level 5. Spells sold cheap too. Contact Niclas at d95-nol@nada.kth.se ------------------------------------------------------------------------ LINTAN LINTAN LINTAN A shop will soon open up in Lintan. You will be able to buy: $400 Chain armour $750 Plate armour $5000 Magic plate armour $250 Wagons $750 Magic wagons $150 Swords $650 Magic swords $100 Longbows $100 Crossbows $500 Gloves of Strength $500 Helms of Observation $1000 Wands of Fire $1000 Picks of Mining $500 Portals $50 Potions of Healing Mariam's Enchanted Items Trading Company (711) ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Time is short and only those who whisper will be heard... ------------------------------------------------------------------------ U no watt 2 do when the food is g1, it rocks. The number of this month is 3718, the direction is S. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Brrrrr... I hate winter! ------------------------------------------------------------------------ WAR BREAKS OUT! Its The Black Company (124), hesiden@Stoner.COM VS the NAA Church of the Purple Snowflake NAA (72), landt@acf2.nyu.edu Worshipers of the eye NAA (383), bpest1+@pitt.edu Dead Minotaur's Traders, NAA (442), cbmartin@whale.st.usm.edu Order of the Elusive Name NAA (454), bpest1+@pitt.edu Greenpoint - NAA (572), xuequin@unix.asb.com The Cooperative NAA (627), kalmar@acf2.NYU.EDU Ordo Voraginis - NAA (796), arendas@telepac.pt NAA Consolidated Power (813), mcirino@lehman.com The Undefined NAA (837), martykay@bns.com.au Synergy, NAA (912), nmatsui@itsa.ucsf.EDU The Riders of Twilight, NAA (948), pete.george@stonebow.otago.ac.nz the Renshai NAA (964), navboy@prodigy.com Toon Town. NAA (1076), nunn@serv7440.nrlssc.navy.mil Now back to your important "give me 50 silver" times messages. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ WAR BREAKS OUT! Its The Black Company (124), hesiden@Stoner.COM VS the NAA Church of the Purple Snowflake NAA (72), landt@acf2.nyu.edu Worshipers of the eye NAA (383), bpest1+@pitt.edu Dead Minotaur's Traders, NAA (442), cbmartin@whale.st.usm.edu Order of the Elusive Name NAA (454), bpest1+@pitt.edu Greenpoint - NAA (572), xuequin@unix.asb.com The Cooperative NAA (627), kalmar@acf2.NYU.EDU Ordo Voraginis - NAA (796), arendas@telepac.pt NAA Consolidated Power (813), mcirino@lehman.com The Undefined NAA (837), martykay@bns.com.au Synergy, NAA (912), nmatsui@itsa.ucsf.EDU The Riders of Twilight, NAA (948), pete.george@stonebow.otago.ac.nz the Renshai NAA (964), navboy@prodigy.com Toon Town. NAA (1076), nunn@serv7440.nrlssc.navy.mil Now back to your important "give me 50 silver" times messages. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ WAR BREAKS OUT! Its The Black Company (124), hesiden@Stoner.COM VS the NAA Church of the Purple Snowflake NAA (72), landt@acf2.nyu.edu Worshipers of the eye NAA (383), bpest1+@pitt.edu Dead Minotaur's Traders, NAA (442), cbmartin@whale.st.usm.edu Order of the Elusive Name NAA (454), bpest1+@pitt.edu Greenpoint - NAA (572), xuequin@unix.asb.com The Cooperative NAA (627), kalmar@acf2.NYU.EDU Ordo Voraginis - NAA (796), arendas@telepac.pt NAA Consolidated Power (813), mcirino@lehman.com The Undefined NAA (837), martykay@bns.com.au Synergy, NAA (912), nmatsui@itsa.ucsf.EDU The Riders of Twilight, NAA (948), pete.george@stonebow.otago.ac.nz the Renshai NAA (964), navboy@prodigy.com Toon Town. NAA (1076), nunn@serv7440.nrlssc.navy.mil Now back to your important "give me 50 silver" times messages. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ A.B.R Offers The A.B.R. Shop (in Arlon) =============== Wagons : 120 Longbow : 50 Crossbow : 50 Herbs : 25 Contact our rep on atlantis@forsyth.demon.co.uk ------------------------------------------------------------------------ And now... BEAVIS & BUTT-HEAD on A(tlantis)-TV - WOW ! Did you see that, Beavis ? - What ?! What, Butthead ?! Where ?! - Here, dam' ass: The BLACK COMPANY has engaged a WAR against the NAA !! - YYYYYES !!! A FIGHT !! YES ! - [singing together, fist raised:] TINTINTIN TINTIN TINTIN TINTINTIN !!!! - He's got lots of galleons of orcs ! Hinhin. He's gonna kick their ass ! hinhin. - Well, that's not sure, Beavis, these guys are well armed two. They have good mages. - Hmm, yes. Er... there's gonna be lots of fire, blood and death !! hinhin. - Yes, hHohoho, that's coool, hohoho. - Like, "This mage mind blast 150 orcs to death" or "NAA loses 680 !" hinhin. - hohoho, hHohohoho ! Cooool ! hohohoho.... - hinhin, hinhin. A Fight ! A Fight ! hinhin, hinhinhin... - Grendel, Bard of Gondor. PS: If you like this thread, please email it to cyrilb@microsoft.com ;-) ------------------------------------------------------------------------ 12 mithril. What more can I say? ------------------------------------------------------------------------ So it's war huh? the MDS shall prevail... ------------------------------------------------------------------------ I'd really love it if people asked first, and hit later. The other way around is too painful for me... ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Up