Re: Professional and Affordable Web Design and Spamming

From: khearn@pyramid.com (Keith Hearn)

Date: Tue, 15 Apr 1997 00:00:00 +0000

In article <5ivqef$9h8$6600@msunews.cl.msu.edu>,
Kris Thompson  <thomp132@expressionsmedia.com> wrote:
>Welcome to Expressions Multimedia...

No, we should be saying "Welcome to rec.games.pbm." Except that you
  *aren't* welcome with your off-topic advertising here.

>  We specialize in providing professional yet inexpensive web page
> designs and web site hosting.

"We specialize in spamming ads in inappropriate newsgroups."

>  Please be forwarned, many of our sites include ActiveX and Java
> and are optimized for Internet Explorer 3.0, so they many not look
> right in some browsers.

"We (so called 'professionals') don't know how to make web sites that
can be viewed by any browser, so over half of the people visiting the
sites we design for you won't be able to see it properly, but hey,
we're cheap."

[hint: see http://server.berkeley.edu/~cdaveb/anybrowser.html ]

>  Also, check out our newest site for the Blue Cardinal Motorsport
> racing team, they can be found at
> http://www.expressionsmedia.com/bluecard.

"Here's a sample of the crap we produce. Notice how the borders around
the text look like garbage under netscape. We're proud of that."

>  I would like to thank you for your time,

"Thanks for letting us invade your newsgroup with our off-topic
spam."

>           Kris Thompson
>           thomp132@expressionsmedia.com

References

Professional and Affordable Web Design and Hosting
Kris Thompson <thomp132@expressionsmedia.com>
Tue, 15 Apr 1997 00:00:00 +0000