MEPBM Allsorts #91 -- Elrond says... From: Keith Parker <kgp8d@virginia.edu> Date: Tue, 17 Jun 1997 00:00:00 +0000 Elrond: "(hic)...Damned Orcsh in the garden again? Celebrian! Woman! Get in here! Urp! Schkuse me... Ah yessh. Woman, go and find that lackawit Thranduil. Grumble. Can't trusht thoshe damned Shindar assh far assh you could throw 'em! "Wha'?!? He shaid what? That little blighter! I'll send Galadriel to vishit 'im and set 'im shtraight I will. Oh bother! Fine, fine. Get those damn stumpy, incompetent dwarvshes to do it, will you? Wha'? Woman! You *know* I can't be bothered wif thingsh like theshe! I'm *important* ! Gandalf shaid sho. "Huh? Hic! Tarondub, er, Tarondarf, ah, Tarondor, yes Tarondor... Tarondor said he would take care of it? Thank the Valar. *I* certainly didn't want to be peshtered by those nashty Orcshesh! Hmm... I'm feeling a bit unsettled. Woman! Bring me more wine!" Referenced By Up